Bone Flute

Legality

Format Legality
Tiny Leaders Legal
Noble Legal
Leviathan Legal
Custom Legal
Magic Duels Legal
Canadian Highlander Legal
Vintage Legal
Penny Dreadful Legal
Casual Legal
Pauper EDH Legal
Vanguard Legal
Legacy Legal
Archenemy Legal
Planechase Legal
1v1 Commander Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Oathbreaker Legal
Unformat Legal
Pauper Legal
Commander / EDH Legal

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Set Rarity
Masters Edition III (ME3) Common
The Dark (DRK) Uncommon

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Bone Flute

Artifact

, : All creatures get -1/-0 until end of turn.

Bone Flute Discussion

DemonDragonJ on Unintentionally Hilarious or Suggestive Cards

1 year ago

In this game, there are some cards that players find to be either hilarious or suggestive, even if WotC did not intend for them to be so, so I wish to create a thread to honor such cards.

The first card that I shall mention is the classic Uktabi Orangutan, notable for its artwork, which one could dismiss as being unintentional if it were not for the flavor text of the card, and the fact that the artist's last name is "Fricker" adds further unintentional hilarity to it, as well. Uktabi Kong does not qualify for this thread, because it was intentionally hilarious and suggestive, as it is referencing and parodying the orangutan.

Next is Clergy en-Vec, which again has artwork that could be dismissed as harmless and innocent, but has flavor text that makes it clear that WotC was sneaking an adult joke past the censors.

There is also Stonecloaker, in which the titular creature is touching the human in a manner than is very suggestive.

Bone Flute is entirely self-explanatory.

The artwork for Crossway Vampire is supposed to convey a sense of danger and dread, but I cannot help but feel that the vampire in the artwork is about to prey on the human in an entirely different manner than drinking his blood.

I am not certain if Earthbind qualifies for this thread, as it is almost certainly suggestive deliberately.

What does everyone else say about this? What cards do you find to be unintentionally hilarious or suggestive?

DemonDragonJ on M:tG-Themed Insults and Pickup Lines ...

1 year ago

Members of a subculture typically develop their own language and terminology, and Magic: the Gathering is no different; its players often have their own unique phrases, so I would like to invite everyone to invent their own pickup lines or insults that have an M:tG theme, but in a humorous and light-hearted manner, of course. There is no need to be rude or immature when doing this; this is intended to be simple fun.

To begin, I have several M:tG-themed insults to share:

"Your mother is so fat that she can destroy a Darksteel Colossus just by sitting on it!"

"Your mother is so old that even Nicol Bolas calls her 'mom!'"

"Other Phyrexians may have nightmares about the Phyrexian Gargantua, but your mother is so ugly that the gargantua has nightmares about her!"

Now, for some pickup lines:

"Hey, baby, wanna Twiddle my Bone Flute?"

"Are you a land card? Because I'd tap that!"

"Hey, baby, let's populate!"

What does everyone else say about this? What are some M:tG-themed insults or pickup lines that you can conceive? Again, please make an effort o be polite and respectful, so that no one shall be disciplined by the staff.

sonnet666 on [List] The MTG Weapons Arsenal

2 years ago

Don't stop now. I believe in you!

GotCubes on Boys Boys Boys

2 years ago

I legitimately thought Academy Rector featured a woman.

Just remember to Twiddle the Bone Flute for extra value.

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