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|Revised Edition (3ED)||Common|
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|Unlimited Edition (2ED)||Common|
|Collector's Edition (CED)||Common|
|International Collector's Edition (CEI)||Common|
|Limited Edition Beta (LEB)||Common|
|Limited Edition Alpha (LEA)||Common|
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Enchantment — Aura
When Earthbind enters the battlefield, if enchanted creature has flying, Earthbind deals 2 damage to that creature and Earthbind gains "Enchanted creature loses flying."
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4 months ago
@ RearBumper Really nice list, I already had a bunch on the list. Added new ones though, Linvala, the Preserver , Windwright Mage , Puncturing Light , Ethereal Usher , Ivy Dancer , Shadow Alley Denizen , Disciple of the Old Ways Good catches!
6 months ago
In this game, there are some cards that players find to be either hilarious or suggestive, even if WotC did not intend for them to be so, so I wish to create a thread to honor such cards.
The first card that I shall mention is the classic Uktabi Orangutan, notable for its artwork, which one could dismiss as being unintentional if it were not for the flavor text of the card, and the fact that the artist's last name is "Fricker" adds further unintentional hilarity to it, as well. Uktabi Kong does not qualify for this thread, because it was intentionally hilarious and suggestive, as it is referencing and parodying the orangutan.
Next is Clergy en-Vec, which again has artwork that could be dismissed as harmless and innocent, but has flavor text that makes it clear that WotC was sneaking an adult joke past the censors.
There is also Stonecloaker, in which the titular creature is touching the human in a manner than is very suggestive.
Bone Flute is entirely self-explanatory.
The artwork for Crossway Vampire is supposed to convey a sense of danger and dread, but I cannot help but feel that the vampire in the artwork is about to prey on the human in an entirely different manner than drinking his blood.
I am not certain if Earthbind qualifies for this thread, as it is almost certainly suggestive deliberately.
What does everyone else say about this? What cards do you find to be unintentionally hilarious or suggestive?
11 months ago
I read through your posts about sexuality on MTG cards and alters and you erroneously said "There is no sexually suggestive material in MTG. Not one image isn't PG-13, POSSIBLE exceptions to Earthbind." I know of one card that is outright explicit. Embermage Goblin, I know exactly what you are thinking, "This are isn't explicit," and you are right, THIS art isn't explicit, but the foil version is. Oh, and Lost Soul is tasteful frontal nudity.
2 years ago
Creature - Human Archer
Earthbind - When this creature enters the battlefield, target creature an opponent controls loses flying as long as you control ~.
: ~ deals 2 damage to target creature with flying.
Totally missed the "old magic card made new" bit with my first post.