Clergy en-Vec

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Legality

Format Legality
1v1 Commander Legal
Archenemy Legal
Canadian Highlander Legal
Casual Legal
Commander / EDH Legal
Commander: Rule 0 Legal
Custom Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Highlander Legal
Legacy Legal
Leviathan Legal
Limited Legal
Oathbreaker Legal
Pauper Legal
Pauper Duel Commander Legal
Pauper EDH Legal
Planechase Legal
Premodern Legal
Quest Magic Legal
Tiny Leaders Legal
Vanguard Legal
Vintage Legal

Clergy en-Vec

Creature — Human Cleric

: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to target creature, player or planeswalker this turn.

Gleeock on Alternative themes/gimmick EDH deck ideas

1 year ago

I keep wanting to make a deck comprised of some of the most goofed art in all of magic. And it would have minimal UN-art.

DemonDragonJ on Unintentionally Hilarious or Suggestive Cards

5 years ago

In this game, there are some cards that players find to be either hilarious or suggestive, even if WotC did not intend for them to be so, so I wish to create a thread to honor such cards.

The first card that I shall mention is the classic Uktabi Orangutan, notable for its artwork, which one could dismiss as being unintentional if it were not for the flavor text of the card, and the fact that the artist's last name is "Fricker" adds further unintentional hilarity to it, as well. Uktabi Kong does not qualify for this thread, because it was intentionally hilarious and suggestive, as it is referencing and parodying the orangutan.

Next is Clergy en-Vec, which again has artwork that could be dismissed as harmless and innocent, but has flavor text that makes it clear that WotC was sneaking an adult joke past the censors.

There is also Stonecloaker, in which the titular creature is touching the human in a manner than is very suggestive.

Bone Flute is entirely self-explanatory.

The artwork for Crossway Vampire is supposed to convey a sense of danger and dread, but I cannot help but feel that the vampire in the artwork is about to prey on the human in an entirely different manner than drinking his blood.

I am not certain if Earthbind qualifies for this thread, as it is almost certainly suggestive deliberately.

What does everyone else say about this? What cards do you find to be unintentionally hilarious or suggestive?

chosenone124 on The Ultimate Budget Way to Troll EVERYONE

6 years ago

Chickens_are_awesome I'm trying to figure out a way to permanently give all my opponents of Infinite Reflection copying Storm Crow or Clergy en-Vec, that would force everything they play to become Storm Crows and clergies

Ohthenoises on Oddest art?

6 years ago

Spincrusher looks like the thing in your mom's dresser drawer...

Clergy en-Vec should remind you of your local catholic priest.

heuertag on Amazing card art?

8 years ago

obligatory Clergy en-Vec for the blowjob art