An existential crisis in a corporeal form

Commander / EDH

throwfurther40

Land (33)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Indatha Triome
• 1x Island
• 1x Ketria Triome
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plains
• 1x Plaza of Heroes
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Savai Triome
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth
• 1x Zagoth Triome

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Fabricate

Creature (24)

• 1x Abdel Adrian, Gorion's Ward
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Captain Sisay
• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Deadpool, Trading Card
• 1x Dualcaster Mage
• 1x Emiel the Blessed
• 1x Esika, God of the Tree  ^Flip
• 1x Faeburrow Elder
• 1x Godhead of Awe
• 1x Jolrael, Empress of Beasts
• 1x Karn, Silver Golem
• 1x Kutzil, Malamet Exemplar
• 1x Kwain, Itinerant Meddler
• 1x Loran of the Third Path
• 1x Naru Meha, Master Wizard
• 1x Pramikon, Sky Rampart
• 1x Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh
• 1x Sanctum Weaver
• 1x Sythis, Harvest's Hand
• 1x Tataru Taru
• 1x Torgal, A Fine Hound
• 1x Vivi Ornitier
• 1x Voltaic Construct

Artifact (14)

• 1x Chromatic Orrery
• 1x Conqueror's Flail
• 1x Despotic Scepter
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Heroes' Podium
• 1x Kormus Bell
• 1x Liquimetal Coating
• 1x Liquimetal Torque
• 1x Mirror of Galadriel
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Relic of Legends
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The Great Henge
• 1x Timeless Lotus

Commander (1)

Enchantment (19)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Collective Restraint
• 1x Dance of the Dead
• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Enchanted Evening
• 1x Eyes Everywhere
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Life and Limb
• 1x Living Plane
• 1x March of the Machines
• 1x Nature's Revolt
• 1x Opalescence
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Smothering TitheGC
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Trouble in Pairs

Instant (7)

• 1x Displace
• 1x Enlightened TutorGC
• 1x Ghostly Flicker
• 1x Maximum Overdrive
• 1x Natural Affinity
• 1x Saw in Half
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x The Second Doctor

Instant (1)

• 1x Chaos Warp

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Maybeboard

Artifact (32)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Blade of Selves
• 1x Boommobile
• 1x Boosted Sloop
• 1x Chimil, the Inner Sun
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Clock of Omens
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Crystal Ball
• 1x Cultivator's Caravan
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 1x Encroaching Mycosynth
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Minion Reflector
• 1x Mirror Box
• 1x Mirror Gallery
• 1x Nautiloid Ship
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Palantir of Orthanc
• 1x Planar Bridge
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Sword of War and Peace
• 1x The One RingGC
• 1x The Temporal Anchor
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Umbral Mantle
• 1x Unlicensed Hearse

Instant (8)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Crop RotationGC
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Illusionist's Stratagem
• 1x Long-Term Plans
• 1x Withering Torment

Creature (30)

• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Archon of Absolution
• 1x Auton Soldier
• 1x Baird, Steward of Argive
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Black Panther, Wakandan King
• 1x Consecrated SphinxGC
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Jan Jansen, Chaos Crafter
• 1x Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
• 1x Kuldotha Forgemaster
• 1x Lotus Cobra
• 1x Magda, Brazen Outlaw
• 1x Mulldrifter
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Palinchron
• 1x Peregrine Drake
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Sydri, Galvanic Genius
• 1x Tatyova, Benthic Druid
• 1x The Master, Multiplied
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Voltaic Construct
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Wolverine, Best There Is
• 1x Wood Elves
• 1x Worldgorger Dragon
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Full Throttle
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Twinflame
• 1x Vandalblast

Enchantment (21)

• 1x Abundant Growth
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Determined Iteration
• 1x Echoing Assault
• 1x Flameshadow Conjuring
• 1x Flowering of the White Tree
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Island Sanctuary
• 1x Leyline of the Guildpact
• 1x Mana Maze
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x Prismatic Omen
• 1x Reconnaissance
• 1x Regeneration
• 1x Rhystic StudyGC
• 1x Smothering TitheGC
• 1x Splinter Twin
• 1x Titania's Song
• 1x Utopia Sprawl
• 1x Whirlwind of Thought

Land (14)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Swamp
• 1x The World Tree
• 1x Urza's Cave

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Karn, the Great Creator

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“Curiously enough, the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias as it fell was Oh no, not again. Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly why the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the Universe than we do now.” ― Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy

"Oh! Oh, hello! I know right? Whose balls did I have to fondle to get my very own qoute in my own deck description? I can't tell you, but it does rhyme with Polverine. And let me tell you, he's got a nice pair of smooth criminals down under."

Use jank combos to make everything creatures then jank combos to blink deadpool to make everything deadpool

Date added	4 months
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	18 - 0 Mythic Rares 59 - 2 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.37
Tokens	Copy Clone, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 C, Treasure