Superjail

Commander / EDH*

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UtilityLand (13)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Emeria, the Sky Ruin
• 1x Kjeldoran Outpost
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Terrain Generator
• 1x Windbrisk Heights
• 1x Winding Canyons

Ramp (9)

• 1x Gift of Estates
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Knight of the White Orchid
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Oreskos Explorer
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Tithe

Fog (7)

• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Dawn Charm
• 1x Equal Treatment
• 1x Orim's Chant
• 1x Orim's Prayer
• 1x Selfless Squire
• 1x Silence

Tax (6)

• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Archangel of Tithes
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Hushwing Gryff

Deathproof (4)

• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Shielded by Faith
• 1x Sun Titan

Win (3)

• 1x Cathars' Crusade
• 1x Dictate of Heliod
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite

Assistants (1)

• 1x Kytheon's Irregulars

Removal (12)

• 1x Angel of Serenity
• 1x Aura Blast
• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Dust to Dust
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Luminate Primordial
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Revoke Existence
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Valorous Stance

Other (9)

• 1x Balancing Act
• 1x Cataclysm
• 1x Cataclysmic Gearhulk
• 1x Catastrophe
• 1x Consulate Crackdown
• 1x Defensive Formation
• 1x Dimensional Breach
• 1x Equipoise
• 1x Shahrazad

Bounce (7)

• 1x Cloudstone Curio
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Dust Elemental
• 1x Erratic Portal
• 1x Flickerwisp
• 1x Parallax Wave
• 1x Stonecloaker

Guards (7)

• 1x Decree of Justice
• 1x Gideon's Phalanx
• 1x Heliod, God of the Sun
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Mobilization
• 1x Secure the Wastes
• 1x White Sun's Zenith

Tutor (4)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Idyllic Tutor

Land (21)

• 20x Plains
• 1x Temple of the False God

Deputee (1)

• 1x Kytheon, Hero of Akros  ^Flip

Commander (1)

Executioner (10)

• 1x Blight Herder
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Hallowed Moonlight
• 1x Humble
• 1x Humility
• 1x Pull from Eternity
• 1x Ruin Processor
• 1x Soul Sculptor
• 1x Ulamog's Despoiler

Rattlesnake (8)

• 1x Angel of the Dire Hour
• 1x Entrapment Maneuver
• 1x Farsight Mask
• 1x Forcefield
• 1x Masako the Humorless
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite

Draw (6)

• 1x Abeyance
• 1x Cease-Fire
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Scout's Warning
• 1x Skullclamp

Wipe (6)

• 1x Cataclysmic Gearhulk
• 1x Fated Retribution
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Rout
• 1x Tragic Arrogance

Everything (1)

• 1x Isochron Scepter

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Sideboard

Fog (7)

• 1x Change of Heart
• 1x Ghostway
• 1x Invulnerability
• 1x Pollen Lullaby
• 1x Resolute Archangel
• 1x Riot Control
• 1x Worship

Deathproof (3)

• 1x Bastion Protector
• 1x Debt of Loyalty
• 1x Marshal's Anthem

Win (3)

• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Crovax, Ascendant Hero
• 1x Mantle of Leadership

Other (2)

• 1x Lifeline
• 1x Null Chamber

Bounce (1)

• 1x Stormfront Riders

Land (1)

• 1x Karoo

Recursion (1)

• 1x Emeria Shepherd

Rattlesnake (7)

• 1x Condemn
• 1x Crackdown
• 1x Darien, King of Kjeldor
• 1x First Response
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Lieutenant Kirtar
• 1x Reciprocate

Ramp (3)

• 1x Oath of Lieges
• 1x Pearl Medallion
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Counter (2)

• 1x Illumination
• 1x Rebuff the Wicked

Guards (2)

• 1x Benevolent Offering
• 1x Spirit Bonds

Tax (2)

• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Torpor Orb

Removal (7)

• 1x Abolish
• 1x Allay
• 1x Declaration in Stone
• 1x Karn Liberated
• 1x Radiant Purge
• 1x Stasis Snare
• 1x Wing Shards

Walker (3)

• 1x Ajani Steadfast
• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Gideon Jura

Fort (2)

• 1x Brave the Sands
• 1x Ghostly Prison

Multiplier (2)

• 1x Panharmonicon
• 1x Strionic Resonator

Pump (1)

• 1x Soul of Theros

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Maybeboard

Other (49)

• 1x Acrobatic Maneuver
• 1x Angel of Salvation
• 1x Angel's Grace
• 1x Aurification
• 1x Avacyn, Guardian Angel
• 1x Blessed Reversal
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Blood of the Martyr
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Celestial Crusader
• 1x Curtain of Light
• 1x Damping Matrix
• 1x Dazzling Beauty
• 1x Devouring Light
• 1x Divine Deflection
• 1x Divine Reckoning
• 1x Due Respect
• 1x Eye for an Eye
• 1x Faith's Reward
• 1x Festival
• 1x Gallantry
• 1x Ghostway
• 1x Graceful Reprieve
• 1x Guided Strike
• 1x Hallow
• 1x Harsh Justice
• 1x Honor the Fallen
• 1x Imposing Sovereign
• 1x Kismet
• 1x Leave No Trace
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Moment of Silence
• 1x Niveous Wisps
• 1x Orim's Chant
• 1x Prismatic Strands
• 1x Restoration Angel
• 1x Restore Balance
• 1x Restrain
• 1x Second Thoughts
• 1x Seht's Tiger
• 1x Serra's Sanctum
• 1x Shelter
• 1x Silence
• 1x Spiritualize
• 1x Storage Matrix
• 1x Swift Reckoning
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x To Arms!
• 1x Truce

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I hope you like prison.

Some call the warden a bitter rattlesnake, but he's a much more complicated man. Interested in keeping law and order in a wild unforgiving format where the overpowered and unfair prey on the weak, Hixus turned from mere dollar bin fodder into a force for justice and donned the mantle FUN POLICE.

Cards are currently grouped based on primary function, even though many are full of functionality I dislike cards being put into multiple categories and are listed as such:

Rattlesnakes: Deterrents. These cards are incentive to not attack you when Hixus himself is either occupied jailing someone and/or under/overqualified to appear personally.

Executioners: Kill Exiled cards. These are uniquely qualified and certified killers for Hixus prisoners so deadly or dangerous that they cannot be let back into the boardstate under any circumstances.

Guards: Primary wincon. These are tokens capable of responding to threats instantly for surprise blocking, often appearing at end steps with whatever mana is left available.

Fog: Nope button. When the avengerhoofer at the table decides to go off. When the single infect unblockable commander swings. When Sun Quan is good and ready. When the guy who was doing nothing for a long while decides its the time for an insurrection. Used when you cannot count the amount of damage.

Wipe: Resets Board.

Removal: Removes.

Bounce: More Triggers. Sometimes Removal. White is the worst at drawing, therefore you should try and make every spell count as two.

Tax: Set their bail high. Those cheating criminals should be monitored closely. Prevention is better than reacting.

Work in Progress

Date added	7 years
Last updated	7 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 7 Mythic Rares 72 - 23 Rares 30 - 16 Uncommons 5 - 3 Commons
Cards	136
Avg. CMC	3.35
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Cat 2/2 W, Clue, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Emblem Ajani Steadfast, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Enchantment Cleric 2/1 W, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Warrior 1/1 W