Trade My Bathrobe for a Tutu

Commander / EDH* Casual Jank Theme/Gimmick Tokens WUB (Esper)

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Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Bazaar of Baghdad
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Irrigated Farmland
• 7x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Mistveil Plains
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 3x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Strip Mine
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel

Artifact (15)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Bag of Holding
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mox DiamondGC
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy
• 1x Talisman of Progress
• 1x Throne of the God-Pharaoh
• 1x Victory Chimes

Creature (17)

• 1x Bog Witch
• 1x Bone Miser
• 1x Containment Construct
• 1x Disciple of Deceit
• 1x Faerie Macabre
• 1x Forgotten Creation
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Ledger Shredder
• 1x Murder of Crows
• 1x Oskar, Rubbish Reclaimer
• 1x Raffine, Scheming Seer
• 1x Sage of the Falls
• 1x Skirge Familiar
• 1x Spiketail Drakeling
• 1x Spiketail Hatchling
• 1x Street Wraith
• 1x Volrath's Shapeshifter

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Anointed Procession
• 1x Carnival of Souls
• 1x Dance of Many
• 1x Detention Sphere
• 1x Drake Haven
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x NecropotenceGC
• 1x Out of Time
• 1x Phyrexian Unlife
• 1x Seal of Cleansing
• 1x Solitary Confinement
• 1x Zombie Infestation

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Teferi, Master of Time

Commander (1)

Instant (16)

• 1x Abjure
• 1x Banishing Knack
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Circular Logic
• 1x Enlightened TutorGC
• 1x Foil
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x Lethal Scheme
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Murderous Cut
• 1x Orim's Chant
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Stifle
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Careful Study
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Treasure Cruise
• 1x Victimize
• 1x Whispering Madness
• 1x Windfall

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Sideboard

Creature (24)

• 1x Cemetery Illuminator
• 1x Drogskol Reinforcements
• 1x Flockchaser Phantom
• 1x Ghostly Pilferer
• 1x Grey Host Reinforcements
• 1x He Who Hungers
• 1x Junk Winder
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Katilda, Dawnhart Martyr  ^Flip
• 1x King of the Oathbreakers
• 1x Malevolent Hermit  ^Flip
• 1x Mausoleum Wanderer
• 1x Millicent, Restless Revenant
• 1x Mirrorhall Mimic  ^Flip
• 1x Moira and Teshar
• 1x Nebelgast Herald
• 1x Onakke Oathkeeper
• 1x Selfless Spirit
• 1x Shacklegeist
• 1x Skyclave Apparition
• 1x Spectral Arcanist
• 1x Spell Queller
• 1x Topplegeist
• 1x Watcher of the Spheres

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Feast of the Victorious Dead
• 1x Hallowed Haunting
• 1x Haunted Library
• 1x Obscura Ascendancy
• 1x Spirit Cairn
• 1x Teferi's Veil
• 1x Verity Circle
• 1x Waste Not

Land (1)

• 1x Urza's Saga

Sorcery (3)

• 1x March of Souls
• 1x Martyr's Cry
• 1x Storm of Souls

Artifact (2)

• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp

Instant (2)

• 1x Geistlight Snare
• 1x Occult Epiphany

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Maybeboard

Creature (16)

• 1x Araumi of the Dead Tide
• 1x Cerulean Drake
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Ixidron
• 1x Junk Winder
• 1x Kangee's Lieutenant
• 1x Magus of the Jar
• 1x Olivia, Mobilized for War
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Silent Sentinel
• 1x Skyway Robber
• 1x Spiketail Drake
• 1x Tide Skimmer
• 1x Varina, Lich Queen
• 1x Welcoming Vampire
• 1x Windreader Sphinx

Land (2)

• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Moorland Haunt

Enchantment (13)

• 1x Angelic Renewal
• 1x Arcane Laboratory
• 1x Dire Undercurrents
• 1x Dying to Serve
• 1x Kaya's Ghostform
• 1x Lich's Mastery
• 1x Mana Breach
• 1x Mind Over Matter
• 1x Moderation
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Rhystic StudyGC
• 1x Rule of Law
• 1x Stony Silence

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Awaken the Erstwhile
• 1x Distant Melody
• 1x Imperial SealGC
• 1x Repay in Kind
• 1x Resurgent Belief
• 1x Shared Discovery
• 1x Time Spiral
• 1x Timetwister

Instant (12)

• 1x Ad NauseamGC
• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Lofty Denial
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Perplexing Test
• 1x Retraction Helix
• 1x Rootborn Defenses
• 1x Silence
• 1x Tale's End
• 1x Trickbind
• 1x Visions of Beyond

Artifact (3)

• 1x Currency Converter
• 1x Dollhouse of Horrors
• 1x Fellwar Stone

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Kaya, Geist Hunter

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In an alternate dimension, Zur found compassion in the unlikeliest place: protecting endangered drakes. That's right it's Drake Haven commander! Don't @ me. Tutor out Drake Haven then draw and discard engines, and start raking in the drakelings.

Most combos revolve around Ashnod's Altar and Kindred Discovery:

• Altar and Murder of Crows or Sage of the Falls ∞
• Carnival of Souls or Bone Miser and Sage of the Falls ∞
• Discovery and Skirge Familiar ∞
• Carnival of Souls and Necropotence and Phyrexian Unlife ∞

The deck hasn't lost yet, because of several things. It gets ignored because it's a meme. It shrugs off board wipes because it's all enchantments. It's highly interactive because Zur is a toolbox tutor and Drakes do combat. Pretty much its only weakness is Aura Shards. People enjoy it, and I enjoyed playing it. Look, Faith of the Devoted is strictly better than Drake Haven. Run it, don't play this trash.

Dennick, Pious Apparition   and Sefris of the Hidden Ways specify CREATURE cards and are therefore trash. Do not run.

Date added	6 years
Last updated	1 year
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 4 Mythic Rares 38 - 27 Rares 31 - 9 Uncommons 17 - 0 Commons
Cards	109
Avg. CMC	2.67
Tokens	Ape 3/3 G, Bird 2/2 U, Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Drake 2/2 U, Illusion X/X U, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 2/2 W, Spirit Cleric */* W, Zombie 2/2 B