Get Off My Damn Lawn!

Commander / EDH* Competitive Control Death and Taxes GW (Selesnya) Hatebears Theme/Gimmick

GoblinWizard

Creature (50)

• 1x Angel of Jubilation
• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Azusa, Lost but Seeking
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Captain Sisay
• 1x Caustic Caterpillar
• 1x Containment Priest
• 1x Dosan the Falling Leaf
• 1x Duskwatch Recruiter  ^Flip
• 1x Eldrazi Displacer
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Hushwing Gryff
• 1x Iona, Shield of Emeria
• 1x Knight of the Reliquary
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Loxodon Gatekeeper
• 1x Loyal Retainers
• 1x Mangara of Corondor
• 1x Mirri, Weatherlight Duelist
• 1x Mother of Runes
• 1x Peacekeeper
• 1x Quirion Ranger
• 1x Ramunap Excavator
• 1x Recruiter of the Guard
• 1x Renegade Rallier
• 1x Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Saffi Eriksdotter
• 1x Sanctum Prelate
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Spirit of the Labyrinth
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Sylvan Safekeeper
• 1x Thalia, Guardian of Thraben
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Tireless Tracker
• 1x Vorinclex, Voice of Hunger
• 1x Vryn Wingmare
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Yisan, the Wanderer Bard

Land (32)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Brushland
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x High Market
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scattered Groves
• 5x Snow-Covered Forest
• 5x Snow-Covered Plains
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Wasteland
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Bastion
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Eldritch Evolution

Commander (1)

Artifact (7)

• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Sword of Fire and Ice
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Umezawa's Jitte

Instant (5)

• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Survival of the Fittest
• 1x Sylvan Library

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Sideboard

Creature (7)

• 1x Avacyn, Angel of Hope
• 1x Eidolon of Rhetoric
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Melira, Sylvok Outcast
• 1x Phyrexian Revoker
• 1x Reclamation Sage

Land (2)

• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Kor Haven

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Authority of the Consuls

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Maybeboard

Creature (16)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Angel of Glory's Rise
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Boonweaver Giant
• 1x Devoted Druid
• 1x Elderscale Wurm
• 1x Genesis
• 1x Glory
• 1x Palisade Giant
• 1x Pentarch Paladin
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Protean Hulk
• 1x Thalia's Lancers
• 1x Vizier of Remedies

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Martyr's Bond
• 1x Pattern of Rebirth
• 1x Solemnity

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Old Man Teeg hates immigrants with board wipes as much as he hates pesky kids with their newfangled planeswalker cards!

Basic synergies:

Hokori, Dust Drinker and Sword of Feast and Famine

Karmic Guide and Reveillark and Saffi Eriksdotter for a bunch of ETBs. Mortarpod or altars can be added to make this infinite or near infinite.

Sword of Light and Shadow and Fauna Shaman and an attacker: lets you tutor any creature once a turn for

Crucible of Worlds/Ramunap Excavator and Azusa, Lost but Seeking/Oracle of Mul Daya and Strip Mine, Wasteland, or any other land with a self-sacrifice ability

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 1 Mythic Rares 55 - 7 Rares 16 - 2 Uncommons 6 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.62
Tokens	Clue