Zur Memes

Commander / EDH* Jank Mill Reanimator WUB (Esper)

Neltharak

Land (37)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Azorius Guildgate
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dimir Guildgate
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Irrigated Farmland
• 8x Island
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 4x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Deceit
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tranquil Cove
• 1x Underground River

Mill (6)

• 1x Mindcrank
• 1x Memory Erosion
• 1x Psychic Corrosion
• 1x Sphinx's Tutelage
• 1x Sewer Nemesis
• 1x Phenax, God of Deception

Combo (3)

• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Mindcrank

Cough Up (2)

• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Draw (14)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Minds Aglow
• 1x Pull from Tomorrow
• 1x Search for Azcanta  ^Flip
• 1x Jace Beleren
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Monastery Siege
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Windfall
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Whispering Madness
• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Nezahal, Primal Tide

Graveyard (10)

• 1x Hall of Heliod's Generosity
• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Dance of the Manse
• 1x Dimir Doppelganger
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Extract from Darkness
• 1x Debtors' Knell
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Rise of the Dark Realms

Ramp (5)

• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Smothering Tithe

Copy (3)

• 1x Estrid's Invocation
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Clever Impersonator

Other (1)

• 1x Teferi's Ageless Insight

Commander (1)

Defense (13)

• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Diplomatic Immunity
• 1x Tale's End
• 1x Exclude
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Monastery Siege
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Time Wipe
• 1x Austere Command

Hilarious (10)

• 1x Narset's Reversal
• 1x Mnemonic Betrayal
• 1x Nighthowler
• 1x Lazav, Dimir Mastermind
• 1x Mortivore
• 1x Consuming Aberration
• 1x Fractured Identity
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Sire of Stagnation
• 1x Phage the Untouchable

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Sideboard

Other (7)

• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Kefnet the Mindful
• 1x Narset, Parter of Veils
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Spelltwine
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger

Defense (1)

• 1x Curse of Verbosity

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Maybeboard

Other (50)

• 2x Island
• 1x Altar of the Brood
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Vanishing
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Drowned Secrets
• 1x Finale of Revelation
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Folio of Fancies
• 1x Manic Scribe
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render
• 1x Blue Sun's Zenith
• 1x Clear the Mind
• 1x Dark Deal
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Fraying Sanity
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Mesa Enchantress
• 1x Paradox Haze
• 1x Profane Procession  ^Flip
• 1x Riddlekeeper
• 1x Teferi, Time Raveler
• 1x Thief of Sanity
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Gonti, Lord of Luxury
• 1x Grimoire of the Dead
• 1x Hedron Archive
• 1x Jace, Wielder of Mysteries
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x True Love's Kiss
• 1x Patient Rebuilding
• 1x Spell Swindle
• 1x Stitcher Geralf
• 1x Traumatize
• 1x Flood of Tears
• 1x Geth, Lord of the Vault
• 1x Keening Stone
• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Recurring Insight
• 1x Boneyard Parley
• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Treasure Cruise
• 1x Omniscience

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The memes are alive with the sound of milliiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing

Zur mill. Purposefully on a lower powerlevel. Although a 150/150 consuming aberration is the apex of hilarity.

Get Zur out, get a Psychic Corrosion , copy it with Estrid's Invocation like effects, draw cards. Then resolve a Consuming Aberration or Mortivore .

Meme your opponents into submission with a vanilla 150/150 or a Phage. "Got any blockers ? No ? Unfortunate" Put every graveyard onto your battlefield. Get a piece of paper tracking how many cards/creatures there are in graveyards in advance. Trust me.

You can power up this deck by adding stronger removal (imprisoned in the moon...) and more answers for zur to fetch. Or just load it with counterspells. But then it wouldn't be jank anymore and we cannot, absolutely CANNOT have that.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 2 Mythic Rares 40 - 3 Rares 21 - 3 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.51
Tokens	Copy Clone, Treasure