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[Primer] Mogis' Slaughter House: Murder Made Tasty

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Burn Control Enchantment Pillow Fort Primer

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Welcome to Mogis' Slaughter House

He is your God Cow!

The main goal of the deck is to win by bleeding your opponents out with powerful card effects. Some are slow and steady, others are like a huge meat cleaver taking big chunks out of your opponents life.

Mogis is ideal for Commander for a deck like this. He slowly burns your opponents or sends one of their creatures to the chopping block. He's also indestructible, which is great seeing as we have quite some cards that cause dmg to creatures. That way we don't have to be afraid that we send him back to the command zone, and he can keep burning or chopping away safely.

There's an, accidental, infinite combo's in the deck; Exquisite Blood + Sanguine Bond / Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose. It's not our aim to get these out asap, as winning on infinites is boring. But if you're forced, or you play with others who solely rely on infinites, why nut. :D

Like the famous words of Team Rocket's Jessie and James, the following cards double the damage and with it the trouble for our opponents.

Wound Reflection also triggers on dmg our opponents deal to each other.

There is also Dictate of the Twin Gods and Gratuitous Violence but I felt it was redundant to have more than current double damage enablers in the deck. A control card felt better in that spot.

This section is about bleeding our opponents dry. We achieve this by either slowly burning them to death chopping massive chunks out of them.

Most meat cleaving cards also double as board-wipes in some form or another.

How to use a meat cleaver Show

Since we're not a creature heavy deck, we need to protect our selves so we're not open season for our opponents.

We achieve this through control and stax.

Controlling the board state is crucial if we want to maintain presence, it helps us deter our opponents in attacking us or targeting our stuff.

I'm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? Show

No crying during Tax season Show

Even roosters know that you can't play a MTG game without extra mana enablers.

Here's a list of what we sling with to get some extra mana:

Problems on the board are dealt with easier by enabling ourselves to acquire more cards.

Here we have card draw and tutors to make sure we're all set up.

Some all around goodstuff cards.

  • Phyresis is in there cause I put 1 infect card in all my decks and has fun synergy with some of the cards in here
  • Underworld Breach: Enables you to get great a many things back from the graveyard
  • Lithoform Engine: Copy triggers, copy permanents, copy spells all in one? Yes please
  • Shadowspear: More lifegain and even the ability to get rid of hexproof and indestructible on opponents monsters so we can kill them with a dmg dealing card
Here are our other win-cons, besides Mogis cleaving, to provide our opponents with a gruesome fate:

I'm open to suggestions and ideas to improve the deck. Bonus points if you make a suggestion and mention what you would cut for it and why.

The deck has already been through several changes. These can be found in the "Update" section below, as well as the reason why said change was made.

The deck is made so to provide our opponents with as much "enjoyability" as possible. Granted they are snacks for the God Cow, but they can be so without having fear their lands or their hands will be blown up.

Be sure to check out my other decks for even more funzies:

Leave an upvote as tribute to your God Cow. :)

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Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

9 - 0 Mythic Rares

45 - 0 Rares

21 - 0 Uncommons

11 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.18
Tokens Copy Clone, Liliana, 3/3 Ogre
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