[Primer] Mogis' Slaughter House: Murder Made Tasty

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Burn Control Enchantment Group Slug Pillow Fort Primer

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Land (35)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Blightstep Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Fabled Passage
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Haunted Ridge
• 1x Leechridden Swamp
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 5x Snow-Covered Mountain
• 6x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold
• 1x War Room

Instant (10)

• 1x Arcbond
• 1x Baleful Mastery
• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Crypt Incursion
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Rakdos Charm
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Wild Magic Surge

Enchantment (19)

• 1x Bitterblossom
• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Haunting Wind
• 1x Manabarbs
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Polluted Bonds
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Roiling Vortex
• 1x Spellshock
• 1x Tainted Remedy
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Underworld Breach
• 1x Underworld Dreams
• 1x Wound Reflection

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Acidic Soil
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Vandalblast
• 1x Wheel of Fortune

Commander (1)

Creature (15)

• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Blood Seeker
• 1x Brash Taunter
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Erebos, God of the Dead
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x Harsh Mentor
• 1x Kaervek the Merciless
• 1x Kardur, Doomscourge
• 1x Kederekt Parasite
• 1x Sardian Avenger
• 1x Sheoldred, the Apocalypse
• 1x Twilight Prophet
• 1x Vial Smasher the Fierce
• 1x Viashino Heretic

Artifact (9)

• 1x Altar of the Pantheon
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

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Enchantment (11)

• 1x Cunning Rhetoric
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Heat Stroke
• 1x Koskun Falls
• 1x Last Laugh
• 1x Maddening Hex
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Power Surge
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Spiteful Visions

Creature (9)

• 1x Archfiend of Depravity
• 1x Dream Devourer
• 1x Karazikar, the Eye Tyrant
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Murderous Rider
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Rug of Smothering
• 1x Vengeful Ancestor
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose

Artifact (1)

• 1x Ankh of Mishra

Instant (7)

• 1x Grave Consequences
• 1x Kolaghan's Command
• 1x Price of Progress
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Tibalt's Trickery
• 1x Valakut Awakening  ^Flip

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Cut / Ribbons
• 1x Deadly Tempest
• 1x Fraying Omnipotence
• 1x Last One Standing
• 1x Rolling Earthquake
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

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Welcome to Mogis' Slaughter House

He is your God Cow!

Mogis God Of Slaughter: your meat manager on duty

The overall theme of the deck is "Life is a resource", for everyone, including the one who pilots it.

It's main goal of the deck is to win by bleeding your opponents out with powerful card effects. Some are slow and steady, others are like a huge meat cleaver taking big chunks out of your opponents life.

Mogis is ideal for Commander for a deck like this. He slowly burns your opponents or sends one of their creatures to the chopping block. He's also indestructible, which is great seeing as we have quite some cards that cause dmg to creatures. Cards like Revel in Riches & Blood Artist make sure that we still get value when ppl choose to sac a creature rather than take the 2 dmg from Mogis.

Complaining is draining

This section is about bleeding our opponents dry. We achieve this by either slowly burning them to death chopping massive chunks out of them.

Need some Aloe for that burn? Show

• Mogis, God of Slaughter
• Leechridden Swamp
• Bloodchief Ascension
• Exquisite Blood
• Haunting Wind
• Manabarbs
• Polluted Bonds
• Roiling Vortex
• Spellshock
• The Meathook Massacre
• Underworld Dreams
• Blood Artist
• Blood Seeker
• Harsh Mentor
• Kardur, Doomscourge
• Kederekt Parasite
• Sardian Avenger
• card:Sheoldred, the Apocalypse Brazen Borrower
• Twilight Prophet: Equal to revealed card's cmc during upkeep

How to use a meat cleaver Show

• Roiling Vortex: If cards are cast for free
• Tainted Remedy
• Bolas's Citadel: When saccing 10 permanents
• Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• Kardur, Doomscourge: Mass Goad
• Kaervek the Merciless
• Sardian Avenger: When lots of Artifacts are on the field (Treasures)
• Vial Smasher the Fierce
• Viashino Heretic
• Arcbond
• Rakdos Charm: If used vs creature heavy / token decks
• Acidic Soil
• Exsanguinate

Don't be silly, protect that willy

Since we're not a creature heavy deck, we need to protect our selves so we're not open season for our opponents.

We achieve this through control and pillow fort.

Controlling the board state is crucial if we want to maintain presence, it helps us deter our opponents in attacking us or targeting our stuff.

I'm not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? Show

• Bojuka Bog: Removes Graveyards
• Maze of Ith: Deter from attacking us
• Strip Mine: Problematic Land removal
• The Meathook Massacre: Creature removal (-x/-x)
• Viashino Heretic: Artifact Removal
• Arcbond: Instant board wipe with dmg to players as well
• Baleful Mastery: Creature / Planeswalker exile for 2 cmc by letting someone draw a card
• Bedevil: Creature / Artifact / Planeswalker removal
• Chaos Warp: Remove a troublesome permanent
• Crypt Incursion: Exiles creatures in Graveyards, gain 3 Life per Creature removed
• Deadly Rollick: Free Creature exile
• Deflecting Swat: Return the favor for targeted shenanigans
• Rakdos Charm: Remove artifacts, graveyards and deals dmg
• Wild Magic Surge: Any permanent removal
• Feed the Swarm: One of the few ways to deal with Enchantments in Rakdos
• Toxic Deluge: Cheap mass removal
• Vandalblast: Artifact Removal

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• Haunting Wind: Treasures The Gathering hate
• Manabarbs: Tap land, get dmg
• No Mercy: Destroys creatures that deal dmg to us, no matter where the dmg came from. Has a cool side effect with Blood Artist too
• Spellshock: Each spell cast now costs life
• Tainted Remedy: Gain life, loose said life instead
• Blood Seeker: Creature ETB, get dmg
• Brash Taunter: Deters our opponents from attacking us
• Harsh Mentor: Each ability now costs life
• Sardian Avenger: More Treasures The Gathering hate
• Kardur, Doomscourge: Mass Goad
• card:Sheoldred, the Apocalypse Brazen Borrower: Deathtouch

Can you stack McNuggets' deck with more mana?!

Even roosters know that you can't play a MTG game without extra mana enablers.

Here's a list of what we sling with to get some extra mana:

• Ancient Tomb
• Cabal Coffers: Specially in combination with Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• Revel in Riches
• Black Market Connections
• Altar of the Pantheon
• Arcane Signet
• Expedition Map
• Mana Crypt
• Rakdos Signet
• Sol Ring
• Wayfarer's Bauble
• Dockside Extortionist
• Jeska's Will

Deal with your problems by becoming rich

Problems on the board are dealt with easier by enabling ourselves to acquire more cards.

Here we have card draw and tutors to make sure we're all set up.

• Canyon Slough: Cycling 2
• War Room
• Black Market Connections
• Necropotence
• Phyrexian Arena
• Bolas's Citadel: Cast top card of Library
• Sensei's Divining Top
• Erebos, God of the Dead
• Twilight Prophet
• Jeska's Will
• Night's Whisper
• Wheel of Fortune
• Demonic Tutor
• Grim Tutor
• Vampiric Tutor

Like Oreos, the good stuff is on the inside

Some all around goodstuff cards.

• Volrath's Stronghold: Creature recursion
• Bitterblossom: Anti flying
• Black Market Connections: Draw, Ramp and chump blocker provider
• Phyrexian Reclamation: Creature Recursion
• Roiling Vortex: Prevents Lifegain on opponents
• Underworld Breach: Enables you to get a great many things back from the graveyard
• Wound Reflection: Doubles each opponents total life lost on each end step
• Sensei's Divining Top: Can set the top cards and we have a bunch of ways to reshuffle the deck

Fatality: Toasty

Here are our other win-cons, besides Mogis cleaving, to provide our opponents with a gruesome fate:

• Revel in Riches
• Exsanguinate

I'm open to suggestions and ideas to improve the deck. Bonus points if you make a suggestion and mention what you would cut for it and why.

The deck has already been through several changes. These can be found in the "Update" section below, as well as the reason why said change was made.

The deck is made so to provide our opponents with as much "enjoyability" as possible. Granted they are snacks for the God Cow, but they can be so without having fear their lands or their hands will be blown up.

If the playgroup is filled with anti-fun decks, you can add the following:

Jokulhaups and Obliterate

Be sure to check out my other decks for even more funzies:

• [Primer] EDH's Wacky Races
• [Primer] Fight at the Breastriary in Nippopolis!
• [Primer] Rainforest Shmainforest: Not For Hippies!

Leave an upvote as tribute to your God Cow. :)

Overall feel of the deck

Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 2 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 47 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.80
Tokens	City's Blessing, Faerie Rogue 1/1 B, Shapeshifter 3/2 C, Treasure
Folders	Gotta try, EDH ideas, Uncategorized, Interesting, Edh Ideas, edh, EDH, Original Ideas, Ideen, Decks to Tune, See all 19
Based on	Drain_Final ShibaWiz EDH