The Meathook Massacre

The Meathook Massacre

Legendary Enchantment

When this enters the battlefield, each creature gets -X/-X until end of turn.

Whenever a creature you control dies (is put into the graveyard from the battlefield, tokens are put into the graveyard before they cease to exist), each opponent loses 1 life.

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, you gain 1 life.

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The Meathook Massacre Discussion

Jabberjaw46 on Teysa High Queen of The Aristocrats

1 week ago

Bitterblossom is just absurd, I would cut Leonin Elder, I don't really see its synergy, but maybe I'm missing something.

The Meathook Massacre wow wizards is really pushing aristocrats

Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia wow another bitterblossom, but on a creature

Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder a personal favorite, I love the value he brings to a deck

Diabolic Intent this card is pretty good

Grim Haruspex card draw is the reason I live

Recruiter of the Guard can't find painter but it essentially is a body to sac that finds another body for free.

Luminous Broodmoth Double up on deaths, I know it doesnt synergize with Teysa's spirits but I still think it's worth it.

Dictate of Erebos and Grave Pact Aristocratness

Cool deck though! I've only seen one Teysa deck and man did it put in work. The commander is pretty underwhelming at first glance, then suddenly you lose the game. Let me know if you have any questions!

zapyourtumor on Yorion Doom

2 weeks ago

Suggestions: The Meathook Massacre, Phyrexian Scriptures for some board control? I dunno

griffstick on Swamp/Black Cards Creep Me Out. …

3 weeks ago

Reiver Demon and Crypt Ghast and Cabal Coffers and Gray Merchant of Asphodel. Black loves being black lol. It's also my favorite color. I love cards that destroy one trick pony combo decks. Black has cards for this like Sadistic Sacrament Bitter Ordeal and Praetor's Grasp. Black has extra turns spells too, Temporal Extortion. Black has counter spells Imp's Mischief and Withering Boon and Stromgald Cabal and Deathgrip. Blacks wants all the power Necropotence and Bolas's Citadel and Worst Fears. Life for power K'rrik, Son of Yawgmoth. Black also has the best artwork Deliver Unto Evil and Withengar Unbound and The Meathook Massacre

Abzkaban on Ghave That Bitch an Infinite Combo [Primer]

1 month ago


That’s great! I haven’t had the time or energy to post an update yet, but the short answer is yes. The Meathook Massacre will go in for Blood Artist. I’ll explain my reasoning in an update.

I also haven’t decided if I’m keeping Chatterfang, Squirrel General yet. I still need to play more games with him, and I’ve been playing other decks lately. If I do decide to cut him, then Ranger-Captain of Eos will go back in.

kamarupa on Rush’И’Attack!

1 month ago

First of all, I logged in just to upvote this deck.

Second, The Meathook Massacre is sort of cheaper MV-wise than Languish. There's also Cry of the Carnarium and a few other options, but all with less effective ranges.

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