The Meathook Massacre

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Format Legality
1v1 Commander Legal
Alchemy Legal
Archenemy Legal
Arena Legal
Block Constructed Legal
Brawl Legal
Canadian Highlander Legal
Casual Legal
Commander / EDH Legal
Commander: Rule 0 Legal
Custom Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Gladiator Legal
Highlander Legal
Historic Legal
Legacy Legal
Leviathan Legal
Limited Legal
Modern Legal
Oathbreaker Legal
Pioneer Legal
Planechase Legal
Pre-release Legal
Quest Magic Legal
Tiny Leaders Legal
Vanguard Legal
Vintage Legal

The Meathook Massacre

Legendary Enchantment

aladinnsane on The First One

1 month ago

Looks like a good start to some rakdos burn stuff, I would maybe focus the deck a little more on blood artist type effects of you're going for sack and recursion, or more on the side of direct damage if that's more the game plan you'd prefer.

For the sack and drain meta, things like Syr Konrad, the Grim or Blood Artist obviously, are a good start if you wanna keep it budget and don't wanna sink too much in just yet. Others like Bloodchief Ascension and The Meathook Massacre are there if you wanna go all in.

Alternatively you can obviously go for direct burn with your red spells, or things like Blasphemous Act + Brash Taunter with Wound Reflection or Furnace of Rath can go well with going the more up front route.

I went for the more janky sack with blood artist and drain effects, which you're welcome to check out for ideas here Disco Infernum

AstroAA on [EDH] Anikthea Enchantress Prison [WIP]

2 months ago


I completely forgot about The Meathook Massacre - thank you for reminding me of this card's existence!

I personally really don't like cards like Privileged Position or Asceticism. Usually their CMC is high compared to what I want to pay for that effect. I am aware they interfere, but I've ran Lightning Greaves in my Sythis, Harvest's Hand deck with Collector Ouphe/Null Rod/Sterling Grove/Greater Auramancy without issues. If I do end up doing anything with them, I'd probably just end up replacing Swiftfoot Boots with something cheap CMC-wise.

Thank you for the comment!

thefiresoflurve on [EDH] Anikthea Enchantress Prison [WIP]

2 months ago

If you're set on Null Rod, I might consider replacing Lightning Greaves +Swiftfoot Boots with some additional non-artifact-based commander protection like Privileged Position. Also keep in mind, Sterling Grove and such already do affect your commander, making it impossible to attach equipment. Basically, you've got a lot of cards that interfere with the equipment, so I'd go ahead and take 'em out.

As for replacements, Leyline of the Void is a solid one. The Meathook Massacre is also a pseudo-boardwipe on first cast and some ping damage, which you should be able to make good use of.

fluffyeel on Help make deck good

2 months ago

Unfortunately, to up the power level, some of the things I will recommend might be pricey (cost-wise), but I'm already seeing some places to improve.

fluffyeel on I will have no friends anymore

2 months ago

Ooh, wheel punishment fun. Here are some thoughts of varying budget levels:

fluffyeel on Leeching Cotton: Oloro's Couch

2 months ago

Some thoughts:

TheOfficialCreator on Eva 1.11 - Slugs are (not) nice

3 months ago

I know you said you didn't want this deck to be any more mean than it already is, but I feel like you're sleeping HARD on The Meathook Massacre. Makes both your opponent's creatures and your own tiny slugs into cannon fodder for your deck? Yes please! Could probably replace Eternal Thirst, since the lifegain off Massacre is pretty deece on its own.

Another suggestion I might add is some protection for Toxrill. Toxrill is NOT a threat to be taken lightly, so strong countermagic and shroud effects might be worth looking into. Defensive countermagic like Dispel, Miscast, etc. might be a good fit since this isn't a control deck, it just wants to protect its wincon.

pookypuppy6 on Commanders that can take advanmtage …

4 months ago

Ghen, Arcanum Weaver could do some interesting things with it. You could sac it after the boardwipe to get a different enchantment, or if you want the draining effect you can sac a throwaway enchantment to get it back into play.

I play it in Zur, Eternal Schemer - maybe not the best place for The Meathook Massacre, but a boardwipe that can then be a deathtouching blocker with a drain effect is nice.

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