Squirrelristocrats (Chatterfang Budget Tokens)

Commander / EDH Aristocrats BG (Golgari) Budget Sacrifice Squirrel Tokens

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Creature (29)

• 1x Ravenous Squirrel
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Masked Vandal
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat
• 1x Catacomb Sifter
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Springbloom Druid
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Woe Strider
• 1x Arasta of the Endless Web
• 1x Chittering Witch
• 1x Gluttonous Troll
• 1x Gyome, Master Chef
• 1x Mirkwood Bats
• 1x Poison-Tip Archer
• 1x Sifter of Skulls
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Drey Keeper
• 1x Mitotic Slime
• 1x Ogre Slumlord
• 1x Syr Konrad, the Grim
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x End-Raze Forerunners
• 1x Kamahl, Heart of Krosa

Artifact (6)

• 1x Witch's Oven
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Strixhaven Stadium
• 1x Esika's Chariot
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk

Land (33)

• 1x Arch of Orazca
• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 8x Forest
• 1x Foundry of the Consuls
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Grim Backwoods
• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Khalni Garden
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Skemfar Elderhall
• 1x Spawning Bed
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x The Shire
• 1x Woodland Chasm

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Sylvan Anthem
• 1x Awakening Zone
• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Blight Mound
• 1x Golgari Germination
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Ulvenwald Mysteries
• 1x From Beyond
• 1x Moldervine Reclamation

Commander (1)

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Many Partings
• 1x Pest Infestation
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Explore
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Gaze of Granite
• 1x Growth Spasm
• 1x Acorn Harvest
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Migration Path
• 1x Overrun
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 1x Shamanic Revelation
• 1x Necrotic Hex

Instant (7)

• 1x Deadly Dispute
• 1x Golgari Charm
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Rise of the Dread Marn
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1x Szat's Will

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Creature (37)

• 1x Cauldron Familiar
• 1x Deathgreeter
• 1x Valentin, Dean of the Vein  ^Flip
• 1x Piper of the Swarm
• 1x Prosperous Innkeeper
• 1x Viridian Emissary
• 1x Callous Bloodmage
• 1x Emrakul's Evangel
• 1x Hornet Nest
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Savvy Hunter
• 1x Skullport Merchant
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Tempting Witch
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Fierce Witchstalker
• 1x Gothmog, Morgul Lieutenant
• 1x Grim Hireling
• 1x Josu Vess, Lich Knight
• 1x Marsh Flitter
• 1x Sengir Autocrat
• 1x Bellowing Tanglewurm
• 1x Sporemound
• 1x Dreadhound
• 1x Earl of Squirrel
• 1x Feasting Troll King
• 1x Izoni, Thousand-Eyed
• 1x Nadier, Agent of the Duskenel
• 1x Rampaging Baloths
• 1x Skeletal Vampire
• 1x Voracious Fell Beast
• 1x Hornet Queen
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Overseer of the Damned
• 1x Verdant Force

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Containment Breach
• 1x Crack Open
• 1x Foreboding Fruit
• 1x Giant Opportunity
• 1x Pest Summoning
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Root Out
• 1x Driven / Despair
• 1x Predatory Rampage
• 1x Promise of Power
• 1x Spider Spawning
• 1x Taste of Death
• 1x Wolf's Quarry
• 1x Army of the Damned

Land (4)

• 1x Hissing Quagmire
• 1x Mortuary Mire
• 1x Takenuma, Abandoned Mire
• 1x Witch's Cottage

Instant (9)

• 1x Professor's Warning
• 1x Skeletal Scrying
• 1x Return to Nature
• 1x Verdant Command
• 1x Wilt
• 1x Stampede
• 1x Shriveling Rot
• 1x Scatter the Seeds
• 1x Harness Infinity

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Squirrel Sanctuary
• 1x Shadows of the Past
• 1x Trail of Crumbs
• 1x Dark Prophecy
• 1x Gutter Grime

Artifact (1)

• 1x Culling Dais

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Death by Squirrels!!!

TL;DR Show

The 86 non-basics for this decklist ran me a subtotal of $49.99 at the time of purchase

Win conditions all include GOING_WIDE

Additional help to seal the deal from: Show

• Aristocratic effects; (Bastion of Remembrance / Blood Artist / Mirkwood Bats / Poison-Tip Archer / Syr Konrad, the Grim / Vindictive Vampire / Zulaport Cutthroat)

• which work great with sac outlets; (Chatterfang, Squirrel General / Chittering Witch / Chitterspitter / Deadly Dispute / Gluttonous Troll / Grim Backwoods / Necrotic Hex / Plumb the Forbidden / Ravenous Squirrel / Viscera Seer / Woe Strider)

• both also work splendidly with the "non-token creatures" subtheme; (Blight Mound / Golgari Germination / Gyome, Master Chef / Pawn of Ulamog / Rise of the Dread Marn / Sifter of Skulls / Ulvenwald Mysteries)

• all aided by Buff/Overrun effects; (Blight Mound / Chitterspitter / Drey Keeper / End-Raze Forerunners / Kamahl, Heart of Krosa / Nut Collector / Oran-Rief, the Vastwood / Overrun / Overwhelming Stampede / Return of the Wildspeaker / Sylvan Anthem)

• mana ramp always helps; (Awakening Zone / Blighted Woodland / Catacomb Sifter / Explore / From Beyond / Growth Spasm / Many Partings / Migration Path / Myriad Landscape / Pawn of Ulamog / Rampant Growth / Sakura-Tribe Elder / Sifter of Skulls / Solemn Simulacrum / Spawning Bed / Strixhaven Stadium / Thought Vessel / Tireless Provisioner)

• card selection/draw never hurts; (Arch of Orazca / Castle Locthwain / Catacomb Sifter / Deadly Dispute / Explore / Grim Backwoods / Harmonize / Moldervine Reclamation / Plumb the Forbidden / Ravenous Squirrel / Return of the Wildspeaker / Shamanic Revelation / Solemn Simulacrum / Sylvan Anthem / Temple of Malady / Toski, Bearer of Secrets / Ulvenwald Mysteries giving us Clues / Viscera Seer / Witherbloom Campus / Woe Strider)

• and last but not least; who can turn down a nice rousing game of "Acornball" at Strixhaven Stadium

Reasons for creating this deck and my specific card choices: Show

• Made this list for my play groups' $50 deck challenge (for the deck + commander subtotal, NOT including basics, moderately played at worst) The "non-token" Creature subtheme made me move away from spell based removals and towards more creature based/creating ones. Besides that I just tried to squeak in as many useful non-basics as I could with the spare change.

Thanks for stopping by everyone, I hope this inspires you to make some mayhem with squirrels.

Have a good one, keep on rolling, and try not to die...

Date added	2 years
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	3 - 0 Mythic Rares 36 - 0 Rares 27 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.45
Tokens	Cat 2/2 G, City's Blessing, Clue, Copy Clone, Eldrazi Scion 1/1 C, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Elf Warrior 1/1 G, Food, Goat 0/1 W, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Ooze 1/1 G, Ooze 2/2 G for Mitotic Ooze, Pest 1/1 BG, Plant 0/1 G, Rat 1/1 B, Saproling 1/1 G, Spider 1/2 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, Thopter 1/1 C, Thrull 0/1 B, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B, Zombie Berserker 2/2 B
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