2 Dollar Teysa Control (AKA Don't Touch Me)

Commander / EDH*

joelmiller2002

Creature (15)

• 1x Ashen Rider
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Custodi Lich
• 1x Dawnbreak Reclaimer
• 1x Divinity of Pride
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Graveborn Muse
• 1x Gray Merchant of Asphodel
• 1x High Priest of Penance
• 1x Palace Jailer
• 1x Resolute Archangel
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Sin Collector
• 1x Vizkopa Guildmage
• 1x War Priest of Thune

Land (36)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Encroaching Wastes
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 9x Plains
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 17x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Temple of the False God

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Dance of the Dead
• 1x Dark Tutelage
• 1x Darksteel Mutation
• 1x Greed
• 1x Null Chamber
• 1x Righteous Aura
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Underworld Connections

Artifact (10)

• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Inquisitor's Flail
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Whip of Erebos
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Instant (10)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Condemn
• 1x Gods Willing
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Silence the Believers
• 1x Tragic Slip
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Withering Boon

Sorcery (18)

• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Ancient Craving
• 1x Consuming Vapors
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Infernal Offering
• 1x Lingering Souls
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Obzedat's Aid
• 1x Promise of Power
• 1x Read the Bones
• 1x Righteous Confluence
• 1x Rout
• 1x Sever the Bloodline
• 1x Sign in Blood
• 1x Unburial Rites
• 1x Victimize
• 1x Worst Fears

Commander (1)

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Creature (23)

• 1x Big Game Hunter
• 1x Cartel Aristocrat
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Gloom Surgeon
• 1x Imposing Sovereign
• 1x Kami of False Hope
• 1x Keening Apparition
• 1x Kingpin's Pet
• 1x Luminate Primordial
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Necrotic Sliver
• 1x Nekrataal
• 1x Ophiomancer
• 1x Reiver Demon
• 1x Restless Apparition
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Scholar of Athreos
• 1x Shadowborn Demon
• 1x Syndic of Tithes
• 1x Thrull Parasite
• 1x Tithe Drinker
• 1x Vengeful Pharaoh
• 1x Windborn Muse

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Curse of Death's Hold
• 1x Diabolic Servitude
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Gift of Orzhova
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Hissing Miasma
• 1x Lightmine Field
• 1x Necromancer's Covenant
• 1x Subversion

Artifact (4)

• 1x Cursed Totem
• 1x Ratchet Bomb
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Instant (11)

• 1x Batwing Brume
• 1x Cauldron Haze
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Reciprocate
• 1x Rootborn Defenses
• 1x Scapegoat
• 1x Scout's Warning
• 1x Ulcerate
• 1x Undying Evil
• 1x Unmake

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Divine Reckoning
• 1x Endless Obedience
• 1x Mass Calcify
• 1x Reign of the Pit
• 1x Victimize

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This is a great deck if you like playing politics as the deck has great utility in dealing with any kind of threats. Generally speaking you want to stall as long as possible, and overwhelm with value plays in the late game.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	2 - 0 Mythic Rares 26 - 0 Rares 36 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.56
Tokens	Demon X/X B, Knight 2/2 W w/ Vigilance, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, The Monarch
Folders	Nice, 2dh, 2DH, EDH Decks - YouTube: 2DH