The Dolly Parton Punchline - Jolene EDH

Commander / EDH RG (Gruul) Treasure

Angry_Potatoes

Land (32)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Commercial District
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Dining Room
• 1x Fire-Lit Thicket
• 1x Fomori Vault
• 2x Forest
• 1x Fountainport
• 1x Great Furnace
• 1x Grove of the Burnwillows
• 1x Gruul Turf
• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Rockfall Vale
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Slagwoods Bridge
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Thornspire Verge
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Instant (7)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Collective Resistance
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Tamiyo's Safekeeping
• 1x Tibalt's Trickery

Creature (28)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Ancient Copper Dragon
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bonehoard Dracosaur
• 1x Cait, Cage Brawler
• 1x Crime Novelist
• 1x Fangren Marauder
• 1x Generous Plunderer
• 1x Goldspan Dragon
• 1x Haywire Mite
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Ingenious Artillerist
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Magda, Brazen Outlaw
• 1x Nightshade Dryad
• 1x Ohran Frostfang
• 1x Old Gnawbone
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Pinnacle Monk  ^Flip
• 1x Professional Face-Breaker
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Roaming Throne
• 1x Sarinth Steelseeker
• 1x Teething Wurmlet
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Tireless Tracker
• 1x Tower Winder
• 1x Xorn

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Alchemist's Talent
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Fable of the Mirror-Breaker  ^Flip
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Song of the Dryads
• 1x Sylvan Library

Commander (1)

Artifact (16)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Brotherhood Regalia *f-etch*
• 1x Gruul Signet
• 1x Hammer of Nazahn
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Inspiring Statuary
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mithril Coat
• 1x Portal to Phyrexia
• 1x Shadowspear
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Talisman of Impulse
• 1x The One Ring
• 1x The Reaver Cleaver

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Escape to the Wilds
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Ignite the Future
• 1x Inspired Tinkering
• 1x Jeska's Will
• 1x Stump Stomp  ^Flip
• 1x Sundering Eruption  ^Flip
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Wheel of Misfortune

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Maybeboard

TREASURE (13)

• 1x Bootleggers' Stash
• 1x Breeches, Eager Pillager
• 1x Captain Lannery Storm
• 1x Cavern-Hoard Dragon
• 1x City of Death
• 1x Emissary Green
• 1x Gimli of the Glittering Caves
• 1x Gloin, Dwarf Emissary
• 1x Gold Rush
• 1x Ragavan, Nimble Pilferer
• 1x Rain of Riches
• 1x Season of the Bold
• 1x Spiteful Banditry

Cards (8)

• 1x Disciple of Freyalise  ^Flip
• 1x Dragonhawk, Fate's Tempest
• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Sharp-Eyed Rookie
• 1x Time of Need
• 1x Viridian Revel
• 1x Worldly Tutor

! Cute Combo (3)

• 1x Gala Greeters
• 1x Rose Room Treasurer
• 1x Stimulus Package

Interaction (11)

• 1x Abrade
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Bolt Bend
• 1x Bottle-Cap Blast
• 1x Galvanic Blast
• 1x Hajar, Loyal Bodyguard
• 1x Hull Breach
• 1x Legolas's Quick Reflexes
• 1x Tyvar's Stand
• 1x Untimely Malfunction
• 1x Zoyowa's Justice

!!! Goodstuff (8)

• 1x Aggravated Assault
• 1x Dolmen Gate
• 1x Etali, Primal Conqueror  ^Flip
• 1x Hellkite Charger
• 1x Karlach, Fury of Avernus *f-etch*
• 1x Razorkin Needlehead
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild
• 1x Scrawling Crawler

Land (6)

• 1x Cragcrown Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Mines of Moria
• 1x Shatterskull Smashing  ^Flip
• 1x Temple of Abandon
• 1x The Shire

Artifact Synergy (10)

• 1x Displaced Dinosaurs
• 1x Fathom Fleet Swordjack
• 1x Goblin Engineer
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Hedron Detonator
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Roxanne, Starfall Savant
• 1x Sardian Avenger
• 1x Syr Ginger, the Meal Ender

Equipment (10)

• 1x Beamtown Beatstick
• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Diamond Pick-Axe
• 1x Gilded Pinions
• 1x Hunter's Bow *f-etch*
• 1x Nettlecyst
• 1x Resurrection Orb
• 1x Silver Shroud Costume
• 1x Tarrian's Soulcleaver

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But for real though, enough with the Dolly Parton joke.

Create Treasures, deploy threats using Treasures to create more Treasures, repeat. This deck is very strong and surprisingly resilient, able to attack from a multitude of angles.

Possible wincons include:

Aggravated Assault or Hellkite Charger + anything that produces at least five mana worth of Treasures each combat like Old Gnawbone or Ancient Copper Dragon. This one goes in and out of the deck, because I find it boring and kinda lame.

Winning on my upkeep with Hellkite Tyrant after creating enough Treasures and other artifacts; this can most easily be accomplished with Academy Manufactor to triple my token production, and Magda, Brazen Outlaw to cheat Hellkite into play before my turn.

Pinging everybody to death with Ingenious Artillerist and/or Reckless Fireweaver as I poop out Treasures. Like Hellkite Tyrant, this is most easily accomplished with Academy Manufactor. Parallel Lives and Doubling Season could also help this game plan, but as of now I've no plans to include them. (Hedron Detonator is also a candidate, but only pinging one opponent at a time really weakens its effectiveness.)

Magda, Brazen Outlaw is the spiritual second Commander of this deck, as she can cheat out a multitude of game-ending cards at instant speed. Portal to Phyrexia, Blast-Furnace Hellkite and Old Gnawbone to name just a few.

I rotate these wincons in and out of this deck periodically to keep things interesting, as I find it boring to win the same way every time.

Date added	2 years
Last updated	1 week
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	18 - 0 Mythic Rares 55 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.06
Tokens	Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Dinosaur 3/1 R, Eldrazi 10/10 C, Fish 1/1 U, Food, Goblin Shaman, Treasure
Folders	Reference Material, To build, Other's Decks