"Do I really look like a guy with a plan?" - Joker, The Dark Knight

"This deck... is the most unorthodox thing I've ever seen." - Vintage Cube friend Jeremy

"What do you expect man... this is Murica!" - Me 8D

More Janky interactions than you can shake a stick at:

Like Jace's Archivist / Consecrated Sphinx / Chasm Skulker = "This is a stickup! Nobody boardwipe, or the Blue Player gets IT!"

OR Follow up a BIG Draw like that with Dream Halls + Stolen Strategy + Paradox Haze = "Today's lesson in Aikido shall begin with..."

OR Nine Lives + any Donate + Cleansing Nova = "Friends! Who's with me kicking this fellow out of the game?"

OR Pendant of Prosperity / Puca's Mischief = yoink I'LL be drawing 2 cards & playing 2 lands for 2-mana each turn, thank you very much!

OR Warp World / Confusion in the Ranks / Archon of Sun's Grace = Ponies for everyone!... Insurrection ponies ;)

OR Cryptoplasm / Mirror-Sigil Sergeant / Paradox Haze = "Hey bro, I heard you like Clones... Exponential Clones (they retain the Crypto trigger) so you can target-clone when you double clones from yo Clones!" *throw in Willbreaker for extra heartache ;)

OR Hoofprints of the Stag / Teferi's Puzzle Box / Smothering Tithe / Confusion in the Ranks = "All Your Base are Belong to Us!"

OR Pemmin's Aura / Callous Oppressor / Proteus Staff or Puca's Mischief = Put a monkey on their backs, then use THEIR creatures to get your own OR whatever permanent in play!

OR Pemmin's Aura / Starke of Rath or Diaochan, Artful Beauty = "When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherf**ker in the room... accept no substitutes!" -Samuel L. Jackson, Jackie Brown

OR Sun Titan / Whirlpool Warrior or Aura of Silence = Check their hands & non-creature perms any ol' time; or add Chasm Skulker to that last combo to spawn a continuous invertebrate army!

OR Rhystic Study / Dream Halls / Possibility Storm or Knowledge Pool + Lavinia, Azorius Renegade = "Do you pay TWO for that? - I Draw 2" OR "My spells are 'free' & I get a BOGO when I cast... you guys can't cast spells!" :P

OR Capricious Efreet / Paradox Haze + token maker for fodder = "You wish for 'great' Destruction? It is but a matter of 'cheating', my master!"

"Some men just want to watch the world Burn." - Alfred Pennyworth... quoting people who play against this

More fun than a sack of monkeys swung by drunken nuns in a neon-colored snow storm, narrated by Brian Cox!... Spikes & ppl with short attention spans BEWARE!




Date added 1 year
Last updated 4 hours
Exclude colors BG

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

9 - 1 Mythic Rares

60 - 7 Rares

13 - 2 Uncommons

5 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.55
Tokens 0/1 Kobold, Copy Clone, 1/1 Spirit, Treasure, 3/1 Human Warrior, 2/2 Pegasus, 1/1 Human Cleric, Gold, 1/1 Faerie, 1/1 Tentacle, 1/2 Human Rogue, 1/1 Squid, 5/1 Elemental, 1/1 Soldier
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