Teysa's Tax Evasion

Commander / EDH* Aristocrats Sacrifice Tokens WB (Orzhov)

Grimgrinner

Creature (28)

• 1x Ashen Rider
• 1x Athreos, God of Passage
• 1x Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Cruel Celebrant
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Custodi Soulbinders
• 1x Elenda, the Dusk Rose
• 1x Hallowed Spiritkeeper
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Luminous Broodmoth
• 1x Massacre Wurm
• 1x Midnight Reaper
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Orzhov Enforcer
• 1x Pawn of Ulamog
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Reassembling Skeleton
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Teysa, Orzhov Scion
• 1x Vindictive Vampire
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Woe Strider
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine
• 1x Yahenni, Undying Partisan
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Artifact (15)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Bolas's Citadel
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x Orzhov Locket
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spawning Pit
• 1x Talisman of Hierarchy

Instant (7)

• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Heliod's Intervention
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Secure the Wastes
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Teferi's Protection
• 1x Village Rites

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Lingering Souls
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Torment of Hailfire
• 1x Wrath of God

Commander (1)

Land (36)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Brightclimb Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 12x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Shineshadow Snarl
• 1x Snowfield Sinkhole
• 12x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Field
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vault of the Archangel
• 1x Windswept Heath

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Dark Prophecy
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Tombstone Stairwell

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Maybeboard

Creature (10)

• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Endrek Sahr, Master Breeder
• 1x Flickerwisp
• 1x Krav, the Unredeemed
• 1x Ministrant of Obligation
• 1x Regna, the Redeemer
• 1x Reliquary Monk
• 1x Requiem Angel
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Sifter of Skulls

Instant (6)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Crush Contraband
• 1x Despark
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Wake the Dead

Sorcery (2)

• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Merciless Eviction

Artifact (2)

• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Martyr's Bond

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Teysa Triggers death a billion times. Every card has little synergies. Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth works GREAT with Crypt Ghast for example. Fun payoff with Debt to the Deathless or Torment of Hailfire .

Infinite Combo: Teysa Karlov + Nim Deathmantle + Wurmcoil Engine + Ashnod's Altar - Infinite Wurmcoil tokens, If there's any Blood Artist effects It's an instant game over. Super likely to pull off? No way. Worth including? Absolutely.

Another Infinite Combo: Phyrexian Altar + Nether Traitor + Pawn of Ulamog - Infinite ETB's and Infinite mana. I'll let you stare at the cards till you figure it out. Any Blood Artist effect or X spell in hand is a win-con.

ANOTHER infinite combo: Phyrexian Altar or Ashnod's Altar + Reassembling Skeleton + Pitiless Plunderer Ok so Im starting to realize why these are staple cards.

Decent win condition: Revel in Riches + Smothering Tithe and/or Pitiless Plunderer .

Another Win-condition: Bolas's Citadel . It just wins the game by itself. Cast everything off the top, make a silly loop with death triggers, token generation, etc etc. If you don't win in two turns with this deck with this card, something has gone horribly wrong.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.06
Tokens	2/2 C Artifact Creature Spawn, Eldrazi Spawn 0/1 C, Goat 0/1 W, Spirit 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Thopter 1/1 C, Treasure, Vampire 1/1 W, Warrior 1/1 W, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Zombie 2/2 B w/ Haste