No, we play MY way

Commander / EDH* Theme/Gimmick UBR (Grixis)

MrPipedream

Instant (6)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Commandeer
• 1x Negate
• 1x Reverberate
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Wild Ricochet

Sorcery (14)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Bribery
• 1x Devastation Tide
• 1x Dread Summons
• 1x Flame Slash
• 1x Game of Chaos
• 1x Killing Wave
• 1x Mizzium Mortars
• 1x Reforge the Soul
• 1x Time Reversal
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Wheel of Fate
• 1x Wheel of Fortune
• 1x Whims of the Fates

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Forced Fruition
• 1x Frozen Aether
• 1x Goblin Assault
• 1x Goblin Bombardment
• 1x Havoc Festival
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Leyline of Punishment
• 1x Stranglehold
• 1x Take Possession
• 1x Thopter Spy Network
• 1x Underworld Dreams

Artifact (13)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Gate to the AEther
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Myr Turbine
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Teferi's Puzzle Box
• 1x Thornbite Staff
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Torpor Orb

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nicol Bolas, Planeswalker

Creature (17)

• 1x Barbed Shocker
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Dragon Mage
• 1x Dread
• 1x Heartless Hidetsugu
• 1x Jace's Archivist
• 1x Jeleva, Nephalia's Scourge
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Myr Battlesphere
• 1x Nin, the Pain Artist
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Prince of Thralls
• 1x Shocker
• 1x Vengeful Pharaoh
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

Land (37)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Grixis Panorama
• 1x Homeward Path
• 6x Island
• 1x Lavaclaw Reaches
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 13x Mountain
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Vivid Creek

Commander (1)

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Maybeboard

Instant (2)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Ghostly Flicker

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Blightning
• 1x Cruel Ultimatum
• 1x Dark Deal
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Goblin Offensive
• 1x Index
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Portent
• 1x Slave of Bolas

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Planar Chaos
• 1x Tainted AEther
• 1x Volition Reins

Artifact (6)

• 1x Contagion Engine
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x Obelisk of Grixis

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, the Mind Sculptor

Creature (7)

• 1x Arcanis the Omnipotent
• 1x Guard Gomazoa
• 1x Gwendlyn Di Corci
• 1x Magus of the Wheel
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Steel Hellkite
• 1x Weirding Shaman

Land (6)

• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Shinka, the Bloodsoaked Keep
• 1x Vesuva

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I am not sure why, but it seems that I like to play decks that make me the only one to play magic. So here is another in a series of stupid concepts that I use to ruin my friendships.

The idea is to slowly, painfully whittle away at their lives until they die or give up. Angel's Trumpet to force them to attack with their hold backs and mana dorks. Underworld Dreams to slowly plink away at them until we hit some of the fun stuff that makes them draw cards. Goblin Bombardment provides a way for us to fling used blockers at opponents.

The rest is for the flavor of pure chaos. Finger licking good

Many, many, many thanks to this deck for bad ideas. List of EDH Chaos Cards

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Exclude colors	WG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 7 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.13
Tokens	Copy Clone, Goblin 1/1 R, Myr 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 C, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink, Zombie 2/2 B