Rashmi! Stop making these portals!

Commander / EDH* GU (Simic)

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Real-Estate (37)

• 1x Alchemist's Refuge
• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Botanical Sanctum
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 6x Forest
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 5x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Mishra's Factory
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Temple of Mystery
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Yavimaya Coast
• 1x Yavimaya Hollow

Tutors (4)

• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Mystical TutorGC
• 1x Tooth and Nail
• 1x Worldly TutorGC

Portals (2)

• 1x Planar Portal
• 1x Possessed Portal

Keep-it-secret-keep-it-safe (2)

• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

#TotalyTopdecked (9)

• 1x Future Sight
• 1x Magus of the Future
• 1x Mirri's Guile
• 1x Mystical TutorGC
• 1x Scroll Rack
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Soothsaying
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Worldly TutorGC

Portal-Insurance (9)

• 1x Burgeoning
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thought Vessel

#SolveYourProblems (7)

• 1x Acidic Slime
• 1x Evacuation
• 1x Imprisoned in the Moon
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Song of the Dryads

Rage-Inducers (4)

• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Plasm Capture
• 1x Rewind

I'm-Back (3)

• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Wildest Dreams

Wombo-Combo (2)

• 1x Deadeye Navigator
• 1x Palinchron

Commander (1)

Chewl-Stuff (8)

• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Momir Vig, Simic Visionary
• 1x Omniscience
• 1x Seedborn MuseGC
• 1x Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
• 1x Thassa, God of the Sea
• 1x Time Warp
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Portal-Monsters (6)

• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Consecrated SphinxGC
• 1x Terastodon
• 1x Torrential Gearhulk
• 1x Ulamog, the Ceaseless Hunger

Card-Advantage (5)

• 1x Dig Through Time
• 1x Fact or Fiction
• 1x Prime Speaker Zegana
• 1x Rhystic StudyGC
• 1x Treasure Cruise

StarWars-The-CloneWars (3)

• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Progenitor Mimic
• 1x Rite of Replication

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Other (19)

• 1x Aetherspouts
• 1x Altered Ego
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Elder Deep-Fiend
• 1x Forbid
• 1x Insidious Will
• 1x Kruphix, God of Horizons
• 1x Mana Reflection
• 1x Mind's Dilation
• 1x Omnath, Locus of Mana
• 1x Pathbreaker Ibex
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Seasons Past
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Serum Visions
• 1x Stunt Double
• 1x Voidslime
• 1x Woodland Bellower

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Rashmi is crafting some eternities!

She is making portals.

She is making literally all of the portals!

Why is she making so many freaking portals!?

What will she find in these portals?

Will it be a giant tentacle monster? Phyrexians? Will Rashmi summon a merciless Terastodon (From the scientific family Elephantidae and the order Proboscidea) to govern the plane of Kaladesh? Will literally more portals come out of these portals?

Whatever's up, Tezzeret likes it.

He is literally like some weird portal enthusiast or something.

Probably to point of obsession a crazy old cat lady would have with her cats.

Tezzeret is that hyped for these portals. He can't wait for Aether Revolt.

HOW TO WIN
Rashmi has multiple ways to win.But trust me, she won't.
This deck is made with fun mind (I'm pretty sure). Though there are some good cards, it is not one of those hyper-competitive decks that wreck opponents and friendships (unlike Azami, NivMizzet, Skittles, the blight dragon, Leovold and maybe the new selvala).
So anyways, how do you wreck house?
1. Amass a relentless army of tentacle monsters lead by our patron god, Deadeye Navigator.
2. Get infinite mana with the cheesiest combo ever, then proceed to follow step 1.
3. Lockdown the game with that mean possessed portal, then repeat step 1.

Now you're thinking with portals.

I also ran into some issues while making this deck. How many mana ramp spells do I need? Which ones should I keep in the deck? I ran into similar issues for just about every one of the categories (Card Draw/"Topdecking," Removal and Portal Monsters.)

Date added	9 years
Last updated	5 years
Exclude colors	WBR
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 19 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.05
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elephant 3/3 G, Manifest 2/2 C, Plant 0/1 G
Folders	Commander