The Breakfast Club

Commander / EDH*

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Instant (29)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Ad Nauseam
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Chain of Vapor
• 1x Culling the Weak
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Fire Covenant
• 1x Flash
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Memory's Journey
• 1x Mental Misstep
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Pact of Negation
• 1x Silence
• 1x Spell Pierce
• 1x Summoner's Pact
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Tainted Pact
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Cabal Therapy
• 1x Deep Analysis
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Manipulate Fate
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Timetwister
• 1x Yawgmoth's Will

Land (28)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Gemstone Mine
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Artifact (6)

• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Sol Ring

Commander (1)

Creature (20)

• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Cephalid Illusionist
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Eternal Scourge
• 1x Fatestitcher
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Hagra Diabolist
• 1x Halimar Excavator
• 1x Hapless Researcher
• 1x Hermit Druid
• 1x Kalastria Healer
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Misthollow Griffin
• 1x Narcomoeba
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Nomads en-Kor
• 1x Protean Hulk

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Food Chain
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Sylvan Library

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Its called The Breakfast Club because I have gathered a motley crew of combos and jammed them all into one room for a Saturday detention. I jammed literally every decent combo into this deck. Why? I don't know.

Can I fit an Ad Nauseam?

This deck plays almost every combo that it possibly can. It is packing Flash Hulk, Breakfast Combo, Hermit Druid, and Food Chain. I tried putting Bomberman in here, but I couldn't figure out an efficient way to kill with Tazri. My best idea was to give him haste and buff him up, but there was no way for me to give him trample efficently, so he could just be chump blocked.

Combo Breakdown

Hermit Druid

This is a relatively simple combo. Play a Hermit Druid, win the game.

Steps:

1. Play a Hermit Druid
2. Activate the Hermit Druid
3. Mill your entire library
4. Narcomoeba triggers, enters the battlefield
5. Activate Fatestitcher
6. Sacrifice three creatures to flashback Dread Return
7. Bring back Laboratory Maniac
8. Flashback Deep Analysis
9. ???
10. Win

This combo requires the lowest number of cards, but can be interacted with. It needs 4 total mana to activate and win the game, assuming your Hermit Druid lived.

Breakfast Combo

This combo is a bit more complicated.

1. Play a Cephalid Illusionist
2. Play a Nomads en-Kor
3. Activate Nomads en-Kor, targeting Cephalid Illusionist
4. Repeat step 3 to mill 3 cards at a time until you mill your entire library
5. Flashback Dread Return, bringing back Laboratory Maniac
6. Flashback Deep Analysis

This combo requires either 1 additional creature, or 1 additional mana. This is 2 cards, but it costs 3 mana if you have another minion and neither on board. It is a very efficient combo.

Flash Hulk

This combo is basically the Breakfast Combo.

1. Play a Flash
2. Choose and summon Protean Hulk
3. Do not pay the cost and let Protean Hulk die and trigger
4. From this trigger, grab Cephalid Illusionist (2), Nomads en-Kor (1), Grand Abolisher (2), Hapless Researcher (1)
5. Mill your entire library
6. Flashback Dread Return targeting Laboratory Maniac
7. Sacrifice Hapless Researcher, draw a card with no cards in library and a Laboratory Maniac on the field.

This is a sweet 2 mana, 2 card combo that can be done at almost instant speed. Unfortunately, Dread Return is not an instant, but the rest of the combo can be done at instant speed and for only 2 mana. It is hyper efficient and wins games easily.

Food Chain

This combo is simple. It is a fairly consistent win and is supported heavily with Tainted Pact and Demonic Consultation. I had to cut some of the draw to exile cards, like Foresight in order to fit other combos. This may be incorrect. It might just be better to go hard on the Food Chain combo. I was just trying to make a more diverse deck.

1. Find and play a Food Chain
2. Exile mana dorks to gain creature mana and cast either Misthollow Griffin or Eternal Scourge
3. Infinitely cast a CFE creature
4. Cast General Tazri
5. Tutor out either Hagra Diabolist, Halimar Tidecaller, or Kalastria Healer
6. Infinitely exile and recast General Tazri, triggering one of these allies
7. Kill all of your opponents

Date added	6 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 52 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 21 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.81
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Spirit 1/1 C