Hapless Researcher

Hapless Researcher

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Creature — Human Wizard

Sacrifice Hapless Researcher: Draw a card, then discard a card.

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Hapless Researcher Discussion

bjbeavers on UB Pauper reanimator

1 month ago

First off, I just want to say how much I looove this deck. It is super dead to a Relic of Progenitus in the sideboard, but its pretty awesome! My only suggestions are maybe swap out the Dark Ritual for some extra counter like Miscalculation or just Counterspell even though its more restrictive. Also I think that Merfolk Looter or the million cards that are 2 drop with the same effect would be amazing instead of Hapless Researcher though I understand you wanted it as a one drop spot. Also, why no bounce lands? This deck seems made for Dimir Aqueduct. That way you can bounce a land and discard it to Ideas Unbound. This also frees up some of your land spots and could add more counter or removal to the deck. I could easily see a [doom blade] or [nameless inversion] in here! Anyway, love the deck! Very flavorful and I think the originality alone deserves a +1 from me.

metalmagic on jaredscottwilson

4 months ago

Ok, so I went through ALL of your wants (I had a little free time today), and here are the things I can acquire to trade to you with relative ease:

Additionally, I can get you 2x Chinese Squirrel Mob (worth around $8.50 a piece) and a promo Pendelhaven (worth about $5). if you are interested.

Next, a few cards I'm fairly certain I can get but haven't checked just yet due to time:

I have gone through your haves again and made a more comprehensive list of what I would be interested in were we to trade:

The ones with asterisks are the ones in which I am most interested. I will let you come up with a trade with which you're comfortable based on the cards I have listed for both sides of the potential trade, and just get back with me some time soon when you have something figured out. Thanks.

Buzzo on I'm baaaaack!

8 months ago

I think you can afford to cut some of the ramp effects. Signets are likely candidates. I see what you're doing with Cabal Therapy , but I question how often it's good. That could maybe go. You could also reduce some of the looting effects, too. Some of the weaker ones include Thirst for Knowledge , Merfolk Looter , Magus of the Bazaar , and especially one-trick pony Hapless Researcher .

Boza on A Pauper Reanimator

9 months ago

I really like the breath of life/false defeat plan. However, 3 colors is VERY VERY optimistic in a format with 0 color fixing. You need to trim it down to two colors and include some early protection since currently, you are dead to any aggro.

You have several choices as I see it:

1/ go for GW slivers with 8 of the mana fixing slivers and 4 mindlash and 5-6 reanimation targets as end game. This will provide pressure and a late game plan to the slivers.

2/ Go for the traditional reanimator and keep it UB colors only. Hapless Researcher and other cards can allow you to reanimate on turn 2.

3/ Go for a UG self mill plan with Armored Skaab and the like, but add in elements of combo like green land enchantments Utopia Sprawl , karoo lands Simic Growth Chamber and untap effects to be able to cast your huge dudes normally, in addition to being able to easily discard them and return them with a splashed false defeat.

Choose an option and I will provide a relevant decklist for it.

LordDavop on Favorite Turn 2 Wins

1 year ago

I forgot to mention you are using Dread Return on Angel of Glory's Rise to bring back Hapless Researcher and Laboratory Maniac .

LordDavop on Favorite Turn 2 Wins

1 year ago

Turn 1 play Shuko . Turn 2 play Cephalid Illusionist . Equip Shuko to Cephalid Illusionist infinite times to mill your entire library. When Narcomoeba is milled, put it on the field. Flashback Dread Return to bring back Laboratory Maniac and Hapless Researcher . Sacrifice Hapless Researcher and win.

Power / Toughness 1/1
Color(s) Blue
Cost U
Converted cost 1
Avg. draft pick 10.75
Avg. cube pick 12.91


Format Legality
Heirloom Legal
Legacy Legal
Vintage Legal
Commander / EDH Legal
Duel Commander Legal
Pauper Legal

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Set Rarity
Judgment Common

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