Hapless Researcher

Creature — Human Wizard

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Hapless Researcher Discussion

metalmagic on jaredscottwilson

2 months ago

Ok, so I went through ALL of your wants (I had a little free time today), and here are the things I can acquire to trade to you with relative ease:

Additionally, I can get you 2x Chinese Squirrel Mob (worth around $8.50 a piece) and a promo Pendelhaven (worth about $5). if you are interested.

Next, a few cards I'm fairly certain I can get but haven't checked just yet due to time:

I have gone through your haves again and made a more comprehensive list of what I would be interested in were we to trade:

The ones with asterisks are the ones in which I am most interested. I will let you come up with a trade with which you're comfortable based on the cards I have listed for both sides of the potential trade, and just get back with me some time soon when you have something figured out. Thanks.

Buzzo on I'm baaaaack!

6 months ago

I think you can afford to cut some of the ramp effects. Signets are likely candidates. I see what you're doing with Cabal Therapy , but I question how often it's good. That could maybe go. You could also reduce some of the looting effects, too. Some of the weaker ones include Thirst for Knowledge , Merfolk Looter , Magus of the Bazaar , and especially one-trick pony Hapless Researcher .

Boza on A Pauper Reanimator

7 months ago

I really like the breath of life/false defeat plan. However, 3 colors is VERY VERY optimistic in a format with 0 color fixing. You need to trim it down to two colors and include some early protection since currently, you are dead to any aggro.

You have several choices as I see it:

1/ go for GW slivers with 8 of the mana fixing slivers and 4 mindlash and 5-6 reanimation targets as end game. This will provide pressure and a late game plan to the slivers.

2/ Go for the traditional reanimator and keep it UB colors only. Hapless Researcher and other cards can allow you to reanimate on turn 2.

3/ Go for a UG self mill plan with Armored Skaab and the like, but add in elements of combo like green land enchantments Utopia Sprawl , karoo lands Simic Growth Chamber and untap effects to be able to cast your huge dudes normally, in addition to being able to easily discard them and return them with a splashed false defeat.

Choose an option and I will provide a relevant decklist for it.

LordDavop on Favorite Turn 2 Wins

10 months ago

I forgot to mention you are using Dread Return on Angel of Glory's Rise to bring back Hapless Researcher and Laboratory Maniac .

LordDavop on Favorite Turn 2 Wins

10 months ago

Turn 1 play Shuko . Turn 2 play Cephalid Illusionist . Equip Shuko to Cephalid Illusionist infinite times to mill your entire library. When Narcomoeba is milled, put it on the field. Flashback Dread Return to bring back Laboratory Maniac and Hapless Researcher . Sacrifice Hapless Researcher and win.

viridianblaze on And he's dancing like he's never danced before

11 months ago

seems somewhat slow. I'd ditch Cryptic Command outright, as well as 2 of the Thought Lash and 1 Relic of Progenitus . That would give you room to throw in 2 Gitaxian Probe , 2 Hapless Researcher , 2 Aether Spellbomb . Further, you should probably drop 5 islands for 4 Lonely Sandbar .

I have reservations about the Noble Benefactor 's role here as well. You have no convenient sac outlet for him, and at 3 he comes out a bit late. Disrupt and Repeal are both options that help protect you, and offer instant speed win.

Overall, I like it. Thought lash is really well placed here, and mirror of fate offers excellent synergy with it.

Your biggest challenge, i think, will be climbing that 5 mana ladder.

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Cardhoarder (MTGO) Price

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0.02 TIX 0.03 TIX
Power / Toughness 1/1
Color(s) Blue
Cost U
Converted cost 1
Avg. draft pick 10.75
Avg. cube pick 12.91


Format Legality
Heirloom Legal
Legacy Legal
Vintage Legal
Commander / EDH Legal
Pauper Legal

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Set Rarity
Judgment Common

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