Laughing Coffin Industries

Commander / EDH* Combo Competitive Control UB (Dimir)

Ondas

Land (30)

• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Cabal Pit
• 1x Cephalid Coliseum
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkslick Shores
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Island
• 1x Mana Confluence
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x River of Tears
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Snow-Covered Island
• 1x Snow-Covered Swamp
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Tarnished Citadel
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Bloodchief Ascension
• 1x Chains of Mephistopheles
• 1x Cover of Darkness
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Oppression
• 1x Psychic Surgery

Instant (25)

• 1x Abjure
• 1x Blink of an Eye
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Chain of Vapor
• 1x Commandeer
• 1x Deadly Rollick
• 1x Demonic Consultation
• 1x Dismember
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Drown in the Loch
• 1x Fierce Guardianship
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Negation
• 1x Force of Will
• 1x Liliana's Triumph
• 1x Lim-Dul's Vault
• 1x Mental Misstep
• 1x Misdirection
• 1x Mystical Dispute
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Snuff Out
• 1x Submerge
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Tainted Pact
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Innocent Blood
• 1x Mire in Misery
• 1x Of One Mind
• 1x Temporal Trespass
• 1x Toxic Deluge

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, Wielder of Mysteries

Commander (1)

Creature (22)

• 1x Brazen Borrower
• 1x Cabal Therapist
• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Faerie Seer
• 1x Fourth Bridge Prowler
• 1x Gingerbrute
• 1x Ingenious Infiltrator
• 1x Mausoleum Wanderer
• 1x Mist-Syndicate Naga
• 1x Mistblade Shinobi
• 1x Mistcaller
• 1x Mothdust Changeling
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Phantasmal Image
• 1x Sakashima's Student
• 1x Skullsnatcher
• 1x Spectral Sailor
• 1x Tetsuko Umezawa, Fugitive
• 1x Thassa's Oracle
• 1x Universal Automaton
• 1x Wingcrafter

Artifact (6)

• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Cursed Totem
• 1x Grafdigger's Cage
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Mox Diamond

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Maybeboard

Creature (6)

• 1x Azra Smokeshaper
• 1x Brazen Borrower
• 1x Hope of Ghirapur
• 1x Ninja of the Deep Hours
• 1x Siren Stormtamer
• 1x Universal Automaton

Artifact (1)

• 1x Null Rod

Instant (5)

• 1x Contagion
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Liliana's Triumph
• 1x Misdirection
• 1x Muddle the Mixture

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Dystopia
• 1x Oppression
• 1x Psychic Surgery

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Perish
• 1x Temporal Mastery
• 1x Timetwister

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Boss won't get off your back? Girlfriend won't stop nagging you? Did that fuckstick Tiffany sell you a bullshit dagger that broke almost immediately despite the fact that you spent half your goddamn cash on that?

Have you considered murder? Laughing Coffin Inc offers a variety of ways to deal with the annoying people in your life, and we're here to show that we are a multifaceted, three-dimensional killing machine with a little something for everyone.

Here at Laughing Coffin Industries, we believe that any problem can be solved with just a little application of sword violence and suit our killings to your own playstyle. When the game goes long, the damage that our professional assassins deal is enough to kill the table, but if you're looking for something a little bit quicker, we also offer the ability to instantly end the game with Thassa's Oracle, and her two best friends Demonic Consultation and Tainted Pact.

This deck is a Yuriko control list that attempts to drag the game on to the point where the accrued card advantage overwhelms opponents and allows you to combo off in the lategame with plenty of cards in hand.

Consolidated Yuriko Doomsday piles: Double trigger free pile, requires BBB at start of turn, courtesy of hissp: brainstorm, amber, chrome, petal, oracle Single trigger uncounterable layered pile, requires BBBUU at start of turn: probe, brainstorm, oracle, cavern, jace

Single Trigger uncounterable pile, requires BBBU at start of turn, based on Strix's line with Careful Study: Probe, Brainstorm, Petal, Cavern of Souls, Oracle

Single Trigger uncounterable gush pile, requires BBBU at start of turn, courtesy of Rad_Hazard: Probe, Gush, Oracle, Cavern of Souls, Jace

Single Trigger free pile, requires BBB at start of turn, courtesy of Totte: Gush, Probe, LED, Oracle, Reanimate

0 trigger pile, requires BBBU at start of turn: brainstorm (cracking), scour, petal, chrome, oracle, reanimate

0 trigger pile, requiring BBBUUB/BBBUB (Probe crack), courtesy of koshey: scour, x, oracle, reanimate, Jace

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 52 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 20 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.10
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, Copy Clone, On an Adventure
Based on	Anime Tribal Ondas EDH