"I Am Jack's Complete Lack of Surprise"

Commander / EDH Aggro Bracket 2 BRG (Jund) Combo Creature Cheat Haste Living End Reanimator Sacrifice Toolbox Trample

8netherwind8

Creature (39)

• 1x Anzrag, the Quake-Mole
• 1x Apprentice Necromancer
• 1x Archon of Cruelty
• 1x Atsushi, the Blazing Sky
• 1x Balor
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Chainer, Nightmare Adept
• 1x Chaos Defiler
• 1x Delighted Halfling
• 1x Disciple of Freyalise  ^Flip
• 1x Dragonhawk, Fate's Tempest
• 1x Druid of Purification
• 1x Etali, Primal Conqueror  ^Flip
• 1x Etali, Primal Storm
• 1x Fanatic of Rhonas
• 1x Fiend Artisan
• 1x Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma
• 1x Ignoble Hierarch
• 1x Jaxis, the Troublemaker
• 1x Junji, the Midnight Sky
• 1x Kardur, Doomscourge
• 1x Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker
• 1x Metamorphosis Fanatic
• 1x Ojer Kaslem, Deepest Growth  ^Flip
• 1x Overlord of the Balemurk
• 1x Overlord of the Hauntwoods
• 1x Protean Hulk
• 1x Prowling Geistcatcher
• 1x Rakdos, the Muscle
• 1x Rottenmouth Viper
• 1x Saryth, the Viper's Fang
• 1x Seedguide Ash
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Spinner of Souls
• 1x Timeless Witness
• 1x Umbral Collar Zealot
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Ziatora, the Incinerator

Land (30)

• 1x Arena of Glory
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x City of Brass
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Commercial District
• 1x Fire-Lit Thicket
• 2x Forest
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Kessig Wolf Run
• 1x Lazotep Quarry
• 1x Miren, the Moaning Well
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Raucous Theater
• 1x Shifting Woodland
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Talon Gates of Madara
• 1x Twilight Mire
• 1x Underground Mortuary
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Ziatora's Proving Ground

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Fable of the Mirror-Breaker  ^Flip
• 1x Nature's Will
• 1x Pernicious Deed
• 1x Rhythm of the Wild
• 1x Riveteers Ascendancy
• 1x Shadow in the Warp

Commander (1)

Artifact (9)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Herd Heirloom
• 1x Lifeline
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Talisman of Impulse
• 1x Talisman of Indulgence
• 1x Talisman of Resilience
• 1x The Great Henge

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Agadeem's Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Blasphemous Edict
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Incarnation Technique
• 1x Life's Legacy
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Maelstrom Pulse
• 1x Victimize

Instant (6)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Revitalizing Repast  ^Flip
• 1x Rushed Rebirth
• 1x Saw in Half

---

Sideboard

Creature (5)

• 1x Bramble Sovereign
• 1x Kethek, Crucible Goliath
• 1x Moraug, Fury of Akoum
• 1x Overlord of the Boilerbilges
• 1x Questing Beast

Instant (2)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Wake the Dead

Artifact (5)

• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Cauldron of Souls
• 1x Deathrender
• 1x Nim Deathmantle
• 1x The Skullspore Nexus

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Attrition
• 1x Birthing Ritual
• 1x Pattern of Rebirth

---

Maybeboard

Creature (3)

• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Woodfall Primus
• 1x Zealous Conscripts

---


"First rule of Lifeline, we do not talk about Lifeline." ;)

Snowball tempo in value-engine form. Ever increasing setup for large Prowling Geistcatcher, Chainer, Nightmare Adept & Living Death payoffs. "Without pain, without sacrifice, we would have nothing."

"The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results" - Jaxis, the Troublemaker, Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker, Bramble Sovereign, Cauldron of Souls & Nim Deathmantle replicants... killer bombs (i.e. Etali, Primal Conqueror  ) can be devastating. Sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken!

"Start a fight. Prove you're alive. If you don't claim your humanity, you will become a statistic." Goreclaw, Terror of Qal Sisma + Saryth, the Viper's Fang for '1 damage per blocker' Terrifying Trample; or Inferno Titan, Overlord of the Boilerbilges, Ziatora, the Incinerator & other direct damage for virtual 1-sided wipes; & Anzrag, the Quake-Mole/Moraug, Fury of Akoum if you feel like destroying something beautiful.

Keep the space monkeys fighting each other with Vengeful Ancestor, Karazikar, the Eye Tyrant & Kardur, Doomscourge loops as part of 'constant rez' like Phyrexian Reclamation, Honest Rutstein, Journey to Eternity  , or exploiting our Lifeline... "It's only after you've lost everything that you're free to do anything."

"The things you own end up owning you." Combos & Synergy (2 variant 3-card combo present in Mainboard Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker & either Overlord of the Hauntwoods + Moraug, Fury of Akoum or Prowling Geistcatcher + Viscera Seer):

Lifeline + Etali, Primal Conqueror   + free sac ex: Viscera Seer... THERE, we talked about it ;) (add Bramble Sovereign for extra spice!)

Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker / Phyrexian Delver + Prowling Geistcatcher + repeat-sac outlet (they're "Ozzie & Harriet", WHATEVER you sacrificed comes back... add Chaos Defiler / Overlord of the Boilerbilges & you're cooking with napalm!)

Evolutionary Leap / Spinner of Souls + Deathrender + free sac = Best setup for Living Death you've ever seen! 8)

Anzrag, the Quake-Mole + Revitalizing Repast   / Apprentice Necromancer / Jaxis, the Troublemaker & a Red-mana dork = "We are very, very, pissed off Talpidaes."

Nature's Will + Winding Canyons (every opponent hit = flash in more doods) + Anzrag, the Quake-Mole (Rhythm of the Wild / Garna, the Bloodflame fire up the troops)

Puppeteer Clique / Woodfall Primus + Rhythm of the Wild / The Great Henge + any free-sac

Nim Deathmantle + Grave Titan /Infested Thrinax / Threefold Thunderhulk + Ashnod's Altar

Zealous Conscripts + Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker or Cauldron of Souls & Sac outlet

Zealous Conscripts + Jaxis, the Troublemaker + Pitiless Plunderer

Kresh the Bloodbraided / Korvold, Fae-Cursed King both get big quick + Kessig Wolf Run (Kazuul's Fury   / Ziatora, the Incinerator to finish the job)

Protean Hulk gets plenty of love from Phyrexian Reclamation / Prowling Geistcatcher / Jaxis, the Troublemaker / Body Launderer / Kiki-Jiki, Mirror Breaker / Junji, the Midnight Sky / Chainer, Nightmare Adept

"The liberator who destroyed my property has realigned my perceptions." Rematch Combos (brainstorming):

Infested Thrinax + Phyrexian Altar + Corpse Dance (the triggers stack, so you get more & more Saprolings each time!)

"If you are reading this, then this warning is for you: Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life. Don’t you have other things to do? Is your life so empty that you honestly can’t think of a better way to spend these moments? Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all that claim it? Do you read everything you’re supposed to read? Do you think everything you’re supposed to think? Buy what you’re told to want? Get out of your apartment. Meet a member of the opposite sex. Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation. Quit your job. Start a fight. Prove you’re alive. If you don’t claim your humanity, you will become a statistic. You have been warned."

"Welcome to Fight Club." https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=dC1yHLp9bWA

Date added	3 years
Last updated	5 days
Exclude colors	WU
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	18 - 6 Mythic Rares 60 - 8 Rares 14 - 1 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.63
Tokens	Copy Clone, Everywhere, Fanatic of Rhonas 4/4 B, Fungus Dinosaur, Goblin Shaman, Timeless Witness 4/4 B, Treasure
Folders	Commander, Permanent Posse, Prebuilt decks