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Commander / EDH Hatebears Mono-White Stax




I built this deck after I kicked a bunch of kittens and stole money from old people and then had sex with your mom in your little brothers bed. it probably wont make you any friends....but it will definitely put hair on your chest (even if you are a girl!!) and make you listen to punk rock.All suggestions welcome.....most will be destroyed!!! those that survive will go on to live forever in infamy seared into the countless victims this deck and I shall leave in our wake!!! death to the empire!!

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May 29, 2017 12:01 a.m.

Have you thought about running Paradox Engine to untap all your mana dorks?

June 2, 2017 12:48 a.m.

Ya know, I thought I made really mean white lockdown decks in the past. You, sir. You have made a monster of a deck here that would make the common man scoop. +1

June 3, 2017 12:17 p.m.
June 3, 2017 1 p.m.

if you have the control of the table, could be Iron Maiden can help you

June 3, 2017 1:01 p.m.

So... How do you actually win...?

June 3, 2017 2:26 p.m.

Definitely Smokestack (and Sundial of the Infinite) Crucible of Worlds, Armageddon, Ravages of War, World Queller, maybe Cataclysm. Tapping is not enough in the long term, you have to chip away at the resources constantly to put more oressure on the opponents...having to sac while being tapoed out makes looking for solutions even more stressful

I would also suggest Cursed Totem and Torpor Orb to shut down more common strategies.

June 3, 2017 3:06 p.m.
June 3, 2017 4:36 p.m.

Descend upon the Sinful is a strictly better Final Judgment.

June 3, 2017 5:55 p.m.
June 4, 2017 12:32 a.m.
June 7, 2017 1:35 p.m.

Um... look at all those artifacts there... WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?!!

June 7, 2017 8:56 p.m.

I'm surprised you aren't running Path to Exile in this demented build. It's arguably the best removal in the game, and even more so when that land the tutor is worthless.

June 8, 2017 1:06 a.m.

Every time someone says they had sex with my Mum I know I'm supposed to go, "ooooo that's so terrible!" but instead I just think, "good onya Mum for getting some."

June 9, 2017 8:43 a.m.

Argy XD

June 11, 2017 7:07 p.m.

+1, for the pure evil that is this deck.

Looks extremely solid, but here are a few thoughts

  • Duelist's Heritage, Crescendo of War, or Alliance of Arms maybe, if you want to go in a slightly more political direction. Adding cards like this reduces the chance of the total lockdown, so it's a little riskier. But I like increasing the opportunity for opponents to tear into each other rather than ganging up on me.
  • Heliod, God of the Sun maybe, partly because he's hard to remove and is a great Mana sink. But mostly just because Vigilance is so good in Multiplayer

Draw well!

June 12, 2017 11:25 a.m.

World Queller & some mono white walker, I've ulted some walker's due to hokori's slug-paced game slowdown before... Usually use him with Capt. Sisay, he is such a dick when I have wild pair out & play some other 2/2 utility creature for free with him.

June 12, 2017 11:44 a.m.

You might also add Kor Haven to the list. It acts as another Maze of Ith, with an obvious upside and downside.

Also, if you want to troll people hard, there is always Island of Wak-Wak, although it's best in builds with Chromatic Lantern or Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth.

June 15, 2017 7:23 p.m.

this deck is so evil that even the price is 666

June 16, 2017 12:09 a.m.

to the select chosen that have made suggestions that are now additions....Sell your houses! sell your families!! sell your money!! you now have purpose finally and you are free of all other responsibilities!

to the others that shall become the un-named, the forgotten and those cast into the oblivion that is rejection....I shall collect your tears and keep them in vials that we legion shall adorn ourselves with along with other trophies collected from our victims as we wander this ruinous path refusing to let people untap anything!! MwaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

until next time kiddies......Dust to my enemies!!!!!!

June 17, 2017 11:47 a.m.

Have you looked at the new Overwhelming Splendor??? It stops other decks completely (ie. Artifact, Agro, Ect... ) even it it is expensive.

July 5, 2017 5:33 p.m.

You have Gauntlet of Power, but no Caged Sun? I'm very surprised.

July 5, 2017 6:32 p.m.

Looks awesome! Funny description gets a +1 from me lol

August 25, 2017 9:47 p.m.

no Trinisphere or Thorn of Amethyst? also, a Metalworkermight do you some good with all those artifacts.

August 29, 2017 8:23 p.m.

You're gonna want an Unwinding Clock, my man. Studies show it effectively boosts the testosterone of 99% of artifact-heavy decks.

September 5, 2017 8:26 a.m.

I'd think Catastrophe might have a home here.

September 6, 2017 11:24 a.m.

If you ever put Unwinding Clock into your main board, I would replace two plains with Ancient Den and Darksteel Citadel.

October 17, 2017 4:28 p.m.

So why use Eidolon of Rhetoric when Rule of Law is a thing? If nothing else, would you tell me what you think of Chancellor of the Annex in this build? Too high a cost for their ability perhaps or would it be worth it?

December 9, 2017 9:23 p.m.

This feels like a list that wants Elesh Norn as another way to beat creature decks

December 10, 2017 12:42 p.m.

I second the Elesh Norn and Path to Exile suggestions, and would also suggest Academy Rector and Martyr's Bond. Rector is just an all-around powerhouse tutor even with the generally low CMC of your enchantments, and Martyr's Bond with Smokestack is disgusting.

December 12, 2017 5:18 p.m.

looks at price list

but you need money, lots and lots of money lol.

December 12, 2017 11:18 p.m.

If you are running Extraplanar Lens run Snow-Covered Plains instead of regular ones. That way it only benefits you.

December 18, 2017 6:39 a.m.

God damn, this deck let it take me and take me hard. Because it will, and there is nothing you can do to stop it.

December 18, 2017 7:50 a.m.

if you don't care about money you can add The Tabernacle at Pendrell Vale

December 20, 2017 12:30 p.m.

you don't need mana to play magic!!!!

  • Every Dredge player.
January 2, 2018 12:44 p.m.

I call this deck 11 turns of Commander damage from Hokori.

January 13, 2018 7:51 a.m.

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This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

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Avg. CMC 3.00
Tokens 1/1 Soldier, Elspeth
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