[EDH] Phage Is Gonna Touch You

Commander / EDH* Bracket 3 Equip Group Slug Landwalk Mono-Black Multiplayer Necropotence Suicide Black Unblockable

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Lands (32)

• 1x Bloodstained Mire *f-pre*
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Bonders' Enclave
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Command Beacon
• 1x Deserted Temple
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Lake of the Dead
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage *f-list*
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 12x Swamp
• 1x The Black Gate
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs

Recursion (8)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Coffin Queen
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Sword of Light and Shadow
• 1x Undertaker

Tutors (6)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Imperial SealGC
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

Card Advantage (12)

• 1x Ambition's Cost
• 1x Ancient Craving
• 1x Blood Pact
• 1x Dark Confidant
• 1x Dread Presence
• 1x Greed
• 1x Memory Jar
• 1x NecropotenceGC
• 1x Night's Whisper
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sign in Blood

Removal (11)

• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Dismember
• 1x Doom Blade
• 1x Fleshbag Marauder
• 1x Go for the Throat
• 1x Nihil Spellbomb
• 1x Shriekmaw
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Toxic Deluge

How to NOT Kill Ourselves (6)

• 1x Campfire
• 1x Platinum Angel
• 1x Sundial of the Infinite
• 1x Thrull Wizard
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Withering Boon

Protection (4)

• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Imp's Mischief
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Commander (1)

Mana Advantage (12)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Burnished Hart
• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Extraplanar Lens
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sword of Feast and Famine
• 1x Thought Vessel

How to Kill Our Opponents (6)

• 1x Dragon Shadow
• 1x Ebony Charm
• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Leshrac's Rite
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Anthems (2)

• 1x Filth
• 1x Jet Medallion

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Lands (7)

• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Bonders' Enclave
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x War Room
• 1x Wasteland

Mana Advantage (3)

• 1x Charcoal Diamond
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Thought Vessel

How to Kill Our Opponents (1)

• 1x Helm of the Host

How to Kill Torpor Orb (1)

• 1x Rats of Rath

Removal (3)

• 1x Murderous Rider
• 1x Plaguecrafter
• 1x Ratchet Bomb

Recursion (1)

• 1x Crucible of Worlds

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Shoutout to the video that made me want to build Phage the Untouchable in the first place god-only-knows-how long ago!

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I love classic commanders. For a long time I've wanted to build a Phage the Untouchable. The idea of building a deck around a general that kills you if you play it is hilarious. I love all-or-nothing strategies, and I feel like Phage is a good example of one. Plus I like mono-colored decks, and I need a mono-black deck.

This deck is designed to be a '3' in the new commander bracket system. I know I have three GCs in the form of Demonic TutorGC, Vampiric TutorGC and Imperial SealGC - but I feel like we need them because otherwise we're going to spend most of the time digging for Torpor Orb, Sundial of the Infinite, Campfire or Platinum Angel. 95% of the time these tutors will be used to fetch one of these four cards. This deck is going to suck, but I don't care. We're here to kill people - ourselves included.

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Date added	9 months
Last updated	8 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 43 - 0 Rares 21 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.74
Folders	Astro's Brews