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Commander / EDH* Bracket 2 UB (Dimir)

Ysrgrim

Creature (30)

• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Changeling Outcast
• 1x Drinker of Sorrow
• 1x Ebon Drake
• 1x Ebonblade Reaper
• 1x Evil Eye of Orms-by-Gore
• 1x Evil Eye of Urborg
• 1x Flesh Reaver
• 1x Fog Bank
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Gisa, Glorious Resurrector
• 1x Grid Monitor
• 1x Gudul Lurker
• 1x Master of the Feast
• 1x Mist-Cloaked Herald
• 1x Mocking Doppelganger
• 1x Nether Traitor
• 1x Overtaker
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Puppeteer Clique
• 1x Rotting Regisaur
• 1x Rust Elemental
• 1x Shadowborn Demon
• 1x Slither Blade
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Sygg, River Cutthroat
• 1x Taniwha
• 1x Tormented Soul
• 1x Triton Shorestalker
• 1x Wretched Anurid

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Blasphemous Edict
• 1x Fateful Handoff
• 1x Necrotic Hex
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Season of Loss

Land (31)

• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Creeping Tar Pit
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Homeward Path
• 3x Island
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Morphic Pool
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Otawara, Soaring City
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Riptide Laboratory
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shipwreck Marsh
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 1x Sunken Ruins
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Isle
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Undercity Sewers
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Chamber of Manipulation
• 1x Dissipation Field
• 1x Exchange of Words
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Parasitic Impetus
• 1x Phyrexian Reclamation
• 1x Propaganda

Commander (1)

Artifact (13)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Decanter of Endless Water
• 1x Dimir Signet
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Mithril Coat
• 1x Staff of Compleation
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Sword of Hearth and Home
• 1x Talisman of Dominance
• 1x Thought Vessel

Instant (12)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Fell the Profane  ^Flip
• 1x Get Out
• 1x Hagra Mauling  ^Flip
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Negate
• 1x Reins of Power
• 1x Sheoldred's Edict
• 1x Sink into Stupor  ^Flip
• 1x Sudden Substitution
• 1x Vona's Hunger
• 1x Wrong Turn

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Maybeboard

Creature (43)

• 1x AEther Figment
• 1x Abhorrent Overlord
• 1x Abyssal Persecutor
• 1x Archfiend of the Dross
• 1x Blighted Agent
• 1x Coveted Falcon
• 1x Dauthi Ghoul
• 1x Dauthi Horror
• 1x Dauthi Slayer
• 1x Demonic Taskmaster
• 1x Desecration Elemental
• 1x Dimir Infiltrator
• 1x Dominating Licid
• 1x Dreamtide Whale
• 1x Elder Spawn
• 1x Greater Harvester
• 1x Guard Gomazoa
• 1x Hellcarver Demon
• 1x Inkfathom Infiltrator
• 1x Invisible Stalker
• 1x Jadar, Ghoulcaller of Nephalia
• 1x Liege of the Pit
• 1x Looter il-Kor
• 1x Marching Duodrone
• 1x Morkrut Necropod
• 1x Painwracker Oni
• 1x Phantasmal Sphere
• 1x Phyrexian Negator
• 1x Phyrexian Soulgorger
• 1x Phyrexian Vatmother
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Priest of the Blood Rite
• 1x Rot-Curse Rakshasa
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Sangromancer
• 1x Seasinger
• 1x Serendib Djinn
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Sorceress Queen
• 1x The Master, Mesmerist
• 1x Thought Devourer
• 1x Thought Eater
• 1x Yukora, the Prisoner

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Black Market Connections
• 1x Ghoulish Impetus
• 1x Heartless Summoning
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Psychic Impetus
• 1x Puca's Mischief
• 1x Rite of Belzenlok

Instant (4)

• 1x Mana Drain
• 1x Murderous Cut
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Slip Out the Back

Land (2)

• 1x Contaminated Aquifer
• 1x Ice Tunnel

Artifact (7)

• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Crowded Crypt
• 1x Despotic Scepter
• 1x Imposter Mech
• 1x Midnight Clock

Sorcery (3)

• 1x All is Dust
• 1x Curse of the Swine
• 1x Victimize

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A for-fun deck revolving around giving your opponents bad creatures that, hopefully, your other opponents won't want to remove.

Building this deck will likely involve proxies for more expensive cards, but the pod is casual, and as such the focus is much more on deck theme and fun than "the best" cards.

Sol Ring is banned.

Date added	3 months
Last updated	2 months
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 46 - 0 Rares 29 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.88
Tokens	City's Blessing, Morph 2/2 C, Zombie 2/2 B