Don't touch me!

Commander / EDH* Pillow Fort WB (Orzhov)

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Instant (7)

• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Unmake
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Sorcery (13)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Divine Reckoning
• 1x Final Judgment
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Merciless Eviction
• 1x Obzedat's Aid
• 1x Vindicate
• 1x Wrath of God

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Celestial Mantle
• 1x Concerted Effort
• 1x Debtors' Knell
• 1x Entangler
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Pariah
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Prison Term

Artifact (17)

• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Champion's Helm
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Darksteel Plate
• 1x Gilded Lotus
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Orzhov Cluestone
• 1x Orzhov Keyrune
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Spear of Heliod
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Worn Powerstone

Planeswalker (3)

• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant
• 1x Liliana Vess
• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad

Creature (29)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Angelic Arbiter
• 1x Archon of Justice
• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Blazing Archon
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Cho-Manno, Revolutionary
• 1x Commander Eesha
• 1x Crypt Ghast
• 1x Dawn Elemental
• 1x Deathbringer Liege
• 1x Dread
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Michiko Konda, Truth Seeker
• 1x Peacekeeper
• 1x Phyrexian Obliterator
• 1x Purity
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Rune-Tail, Kitsune Ascendant  ^Flip
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Silent Arbiter
• 1x Sublime Archangel
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Sunblast Angel
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Xiahou Dun, the One-Eyed

Land (35)

• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Mystifying Maze
• 13x Plains
• 14x Swamp
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Volrath's Stronghold

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Force Bubble
• 1x Karmic Justice

Artifact (6)

• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Ensnaring Bridge
• 1x Hedron Matrix
• 1x Mask of Memory
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Smokestack

Creature (2)

• 1x Maze Abomination
• 1x Pontiff of Blight

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Maybeboard

Instant (3)

• 1x Beacon of Immortality
• 1x Ghostway
• 1x Reciprocate

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Sunscour

Enchantment (6)

• 1x Field of Souls
• 1x Holy Mantle
• 1x Journey to Nowhere
• 1x Proper Burial
• 1x Spirit Mantle
• 1x Unquestioned Authority

Artifact (2)

• 1x Ivory Tower
• 1x Semblance Anvil

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Gideon, Champion of Justice

Creature (5)

• 1x Blood Scrivener
• 1x Glory
• 1x Graveborn Muse
• 1x Obzedat, Ghost Council
• 1x Uncle Istvan

Land (1)

• 1x Windbrisk Heights

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The deck name is program. It should go with a "don't touch me, or ...." theme and punish opponents for touching you and maybe rewarding them for leaving you alone.

Grave Pact won't go in here due to the fact that my playgroup doesn't like to play against it.

The idea is to win due to constant unblockable commander damage while keeping my opponents away from me.

The pillows:
1. Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts / Commander Eesha / Dawn Elemental / Cho-Manno, Revolutionary + Entangler
2. Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts / Commander Eesha / Dawn Elemental / Cho-Manno, Revolutionary + Pariah
3. Blazing Archon / Peacekeeper
4. Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
5. No Mercy / Dread
6. Ghostly Prison / Windborn Muse / Norn's Annex
7. Mystifying Maze / Maze of Ith / Kor Haven
8. Portcullis
9. Crawlspace / Silent Arbiter

Protection for Teysa:
1. Lightning Greaves
2. Swiftfoot Boots
3. Champion's Helm
4. Darksteel Plate

Mana boosts to equal high mana costs:
1. Worn Powerstone
2. Thran Dynamo
3. Sol Ring
4. Orzhov Signet
5. Orzhov Keyrune
6. Orzhov Cluestone
7. Gilded Lotus
8. Darksteel Ingot
9. Coalition Relic

10. Caged Sun (indirect)

Board whipes:
1. Austere Command
2. Damnation
3. Day of Judgment
4. Divine Reckoning
5. Wrath of God
6. Final Judgment (exiles)
7. Merciless Eviction (exiles)

I could need some help cutting cards out and maybe some ideas on additional win conditions.

Date added	11 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 1 Mythic Rares 60 - 7 Rares 15 - 1 Uncommons 4 - 1 Commons
Cards	116
Avg. CMC	4.10
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Emblem Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, Soldier 1/1 W, Spirit 1/1 WB, Vampire 1/1 B w/ Lifelink
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