Close the beaches #seamonsters

Commander / EDH GU (Simic) Kraken Leviathan Serpent

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Creature (29)

• 1x Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait
• 1x Archetype of Imagination
• 1x Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Azusa, Lost but Seeking
• 1x Biblioplex Kraken
• 1x Biomancer's Familiar
• 1x Courser of Kruphix
• 1x Elvish Piper
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Hullbreaker Horror
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x Koma, Cosmos Serpent
• 1x Murkfiend Liege
• 1x Nadir Kraken
• 1x Rampaging Baloths
• 1x Ramunap Excavator
• 1x Scourge of Fleets
• 1x Scute Swarm
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Serpent of Yawning Depths
• 1x Simic Sky Swallower
• 1x Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep
• 1x Spawning Kraken
• 1x Stormtide Leviathan
• 1x Sun Quan, Lord of Wu
• 1x Tatyova, Benthic Druid
• 1x Wayward Swordtooth
• 1x Wonder

Land (35)

• 1x Bala Ged Sanctuary  ^Flip
• 1x Barkchannel Pathway  ^Flip
• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dark Depths
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 9x Forest
• 1x Ghost Town
• 11x Island
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Myriad Landscape
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Thespian's Stage
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Instant (10)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Lure of Prey
• 1x Mystic Reflection
• 1x Opt
• 1x Return to Nature
• 1x Select for Inspection

Artifact (6)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Quicksilver Amulet
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thought Vessel

Commander (1)

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Defense of the Heart
• 1x Exploration
• 1x Garruk's Uprising
• 1x In Search of Greatness
• 1x Lurking Predators
• 1x Pattern of Rebirth
• 1x Quest for Ula's Temple
• 1x Rhystic Study
• 1x Season of Growth
• 1x Training Grounds

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Natural Order
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Scapeshift
• 1x Selvala's Stampede
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Splendid Reclamation
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Whelming Wave

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Maybeboard

Creature (8)

• 1x Biblioplex Kraken
• 1x Biovisionary
• 1x Inkwell Leviathan
• 1x Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy
• 1x Molimo, Maro-Sorcerer
• 1x Roil Elemental
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Scout

Instant (5)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Mystic Reflection
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Opt
• 1x Second Harvest

Land (1)

• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Retreat to Coralhelm

Artifact (3)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Maskwood Nexus
• 1x Planar Bridge

Sorcery (3)

• 1x Echoing Equation  ^Flip
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Tooth and Nail

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Simic Sea Monster Catastrophe!

Close the Beaches! Don't ignore it like that Mayor from Jaws! People gonna get hurt!

I totally overhauled the original seamonster deck. Tuned up the ramp package, filled it with cards to cheat in creatures. Updated the interaction/response group and added some new critters to wreak havoc on the peaceful island dwellers. Y'all gonna need more than sunscreen to stay safe this summer!

Thanks for looking. Suggestions are very much appreciated. Upvotes are a classy way to say you stopped by.

{GU} Game Plan {GU}

Take advantage of the landfall properties that Simic does so well.
Draw a bunch of cards.
Cheat in some fatties to wreck the beach.
Overwhelm your opponents with combat damage.
Possibly do all of this whilst wearing an eyepatch and whistling sailor songs.

{GU} Cheat Cards {GU}

Braids, Conjurer Adept Helps everyone, probably doesn't get countered.
Defense of the Heart Most people don't know it exists. It does, and it's awesome!
Elvish Piper such value!
Kodama of the East Tree
Lure of Prey Great response to an opponent casting a creature.
Lurking Predators Unbelievable value! Dropping fatties every turn.
Natural Order Can get green or creatures with green as part of their identity.
Pattern of Rebirth Killed my creature? Meet my new creature.
Quicksilver Amulet pay 4 for an 8cmc critter... good deal!
Rampaging Baloths In a landfall... lol.
Selvala's Stampede You're getting stuff no matter what.

{GU} Sea Monsters {GU}

Just a friendly bunch of big, swimming, sometimes flying, fatties, who are occasionally on horseback.
Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle
Chasm Skulker Kill em, I don't care!
Dark Depths we're going to do that thing with Thespian's Stage and get a big boi out quick!
Hullbreaker Horror Cause he's a jerk.
Murkfiend Liege Stacking counters.
Nadir Kraken
Psychosis Crawler Not on theme but damn effective. Get's huge and gives us lots of value from our frequent draws. I'ma give him swimming lessons.
Scourge of Fleets Bye bye opponents stuff.
Serpent of Yawning Depths
Slinn Voda, the Rising Deep does stuff.
Spawning Kraken
Stormtide Leviathan Opponents watch in stunned horror as you eat them!
Avenger of Zendikar he don't swim but he fits in here so nicely... we'll get him some waterwings so he's an honorary Sea Monster.

{GU} PHuckery {GU}

This is the stuff we do to make it more funner!
Sun Quan, Lord of Wu Give those fish horsemanship so they're unblockable!
Wonder and Archetype of Imagination Now they're flying sea monsters.
Retreat to Coralhelm and Simic Growth Chamber partner nicely for extra landfalls and shenanigans.
Scute Swarm Quickly becomes a stunning math project if nobody kills it off.

{ENERGY} Considering {ENERGY}

Combo Biovisionary with Echoing Equation   to turn all my creatures into copies of Biovisionary for the win.
Combo Mystic Reflection with Avenger of Zendikar for a ridiculous swarm of avengers and plants.
Maskwood Nexus Makes all of my creatures Krakens so they are immune to Scourge of Fleets.
Rooftop Storm Because if Maskwood Nexus is in there, then my swimmy buddies are also zombies and therefor free to cast.
swap out Terramorphic Expanse with mystic reflection or maskwood nexus.

{C} ON THE WAY {C}

1 Brainstorm
1 Preordain
1 Biblioplex Kraken
1 In Search of Greatness
1 Biomancer's Familiar
1 Enchanting Tales

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My Decks

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{BG} "Don't send a spell to do a creature's job" Meren {BG}
{WB} Death and Taxes Collection Agency {WB}
{UB} From Undead to Unstoppable: Rise of a Zombie Lord {UB}
{UB} Scarab God - gravedigger’s paradise {UB}
{B} Syr Konrad Milling & Killing - Primer {B}
{BG} Zombie-thicc Muldrotha {GU}
{GU} Volo deck doing Volo stuff {GU}
{BG} Myr-ly a Token Engine - Urtet WIP {RW}
{BR} Di-Had-a'nuf or you hungry for more? {RW}
{R} Purphoros, bad deck, mess you up! {R}
{GW} Gluntch, the Negotiator (primer) {GW}
{BG} Chatterfang, Scurry of Squirrels- Primer {BG}
{GU} Atraxa, Profoundly Proliferated {WB}
{B} Gisa & the kids that got picked last in dodgeball {B}
{UB} Gisa & Geralf's nifty little undeath machine {UB}
{RG} Fear the Reaper {UB}{RW}
{RG} Xyris, rider of wheelies {UR}
{BG} Voltraxa, friends & auras {BR}
{WU} This Breya deck is getting better {BR}
{GU} Close the beaches #seamonsters {GU}
{RG} Omnath mean, green hellybean {RG}
{BG} Meren SBA {BG}

Date added	3 years
Last updated	1 month
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 20 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.74
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Beast 4/4 G, City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Foretell, Insect 1/1 G, Koma's Coil 3/3 U, Kraken 9/9 U, Marit Lage, Plant 0/1 G, Tentacle 1/1 U, Zombie 2/2 B
Folders	The Dankest of Decks, Deck, cool, sea monster