SIMP Coming For Your Nuts

Commander / EDH* BG (Golgari)

dkostna

Token boost (14)

• 1x Army of the Damned
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Awaken the Woods
• 1x Drey Keeper
• 1x Gelatinous Genesis
• 1x Glissa, Herald of Predation
• 1x Mycoloth
• 1x Nested Shambler
• 1x Parallel Evolution
• 1x Polyraptor
• 1x Primal Vigor
• 1x Scute Swarm
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Squirrel Nest

Lose Life / Sac (7)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Gruesome Fate
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Poison-Tip Archer
• 1x The Meathook Massacre
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Treasure (3)

• 1x Old Gnawbone
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Revel in Riches

Destroy (2)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Beast Within

Destroy Enchantments (1)

• 1x Pest Infestation

Mill (1)

• 1x Altar of the Brood

Other (1)

• 1x Parallel Lives

Rescue Graveyard (1)

• 1x Wildest Dreams

Draw (10)

• 1x Corrupted Conviction
• 1x Deathreap Ritual
• 1x Evolutionary Leap
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Ravenous Squirrel
• 1x Selvala's Stampede
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Tribute to the World Tree

Land (35)

• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Deathcap Glade
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 20x Forest
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Endgame (3)

• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Overwhelming Stampede
• 1x Triumph of the Hordes

Combo (2)

• 1x Ivy Lane Denizen
• 1x Scurry Oak

Protection (2)

• 1x Arachnogenesis
• 1x Asceticism

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Nissa, Ascended Animist

Commander (1)

Beef (9)

• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Creakwood Liege
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Thunderfoot Baloth

Mana (6)

• 1x Circle of Dreams Druid
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Jaheira, Friend of the Forest
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Sol Ring

Tutor (2)

• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Worldly Tutor

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Maybeboard

Token boost (16)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Cloakwood Hermit
• 1x Dreadfeast Demon
• 1x Druid's Call
• 1x Fae Offering
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Killer Service
• 1x Liege of the Hollows
• 1x Necrotic Hex
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Squirrel Sanctuary
• 1x Tend the Pests
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Verdant Command

GrandTheftCreature (1)

• 1x Lurking Predators

Lose Life / Sac (1)

• 1x Blasting Station

Beef (7)

• 1x Krosan Beast
• 1x Return of the Wildspeaker
• 1x Squirrel Sovereign
• 1x Sylvan Anthem
• 1x Unnatural Growth
• 1x Vanquisher's Banner
• 1x Zopandrel, Hunger Dominus

Land (3)

• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Westvale Abbey  ^Flip

Treasure (3)

• 1x Bootleggers' Stash
• 1x Gala Greeters
• 1x Prosperous Innkeeper

Cheat Out Creatures (1)

• 1x Cryptic Gateway

Destroy (1)

• 1x Putrefy

If I Win A Lottery (1)

• 1x Gaea's Cradle

Stealing (1)

• 1x Sepulchral Primordial

Mana (5)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Black Market
• 1x Cryptolith Rite
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Kodama's Reach

Endgame (4)

• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Overrun
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

Other (3)

• 1x Dig Up
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Lightning Greaves

+1/+1 (2)

• 1x Deranged Hermit
• 1x Squirrel Wrangler

Draw (1)

• 1x Phyrexian Arena

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You'll love my nuts!

Overwhelm friends and family with squirrels. So many squirrels!

Combos: - Chatterfang, Squirrel General + Pitiless Plunderer = infinite treasures - Scurry Oak + Coat of Arms = infinite tokens - Scurry Oak + Ivy Lane Denizen = infinite tokens

Date added	1 year
Last updated	11 months
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 37 - 0 Rares 17 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	101
Avg. CMC	3.68
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Copy Clone, Food, Forest Dryad 1/1 G, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Incubator, Insect 1/1 G, Ooze */* G, Pest 1/1 BG, Phyrexian 0/0 C, Phyrexian Horror X/X G, Plant 0/1 G, Saproling 1/1 G, Spider 1/2 G, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure, Worm 1/1 BG, Zombie 2/2 B