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Grand Wizard Cartman and the Deck of Douchebaggery

Commander / EDH* Combo UBR (Grixis) Wizards

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Commander: foil Inalla, Archmage Ritualist

Welcome to Grand Wizard Cartman's Deck of Douchebaggery. Here you will find all kinds of different ways you can be a douchebag with random strangers or even your closest friends! Please read the following to increase your douchebaggery score. REMINDER: The higher your douchebaggery score is, the cooler you will seem to your friends!

Bloodline Necromancer + Ashnod's Altar / Phyrexian Altar gives you infinite Bloodline Necromancers with haste, as well as infinite colorless mana or just Bloodline Necromancers if using Phyrexian Altar. The mechanics of the combo are as follows.

  1. Start with Ashnod's Altar on the battlefield and Cast Bloodline Necromancer.

  2. When Bloodline Necromancer ETB, you'll have two triggers. First will be Bloodline Necromancer's trigger, and you can use it to target any creature in your graveyard. But, for purposes of this combo, it doesn't actually matter. You can still combo off with an empty graveyard. The second trigger will be Inalla's copy trigger.

  3. After naming a target (if any) for Bloodline Necromancer's trigger, hold priority and respond to Inalla's trigger by sacrificing your Bloodline Necromancer to Ashnod's Altar, producing .

  4. Using of your Ashnod's Altar mana, pay for Inalla's trigger and make a copy of your Bloodline Necromancer. This works because the ability triggered when Necromancer was on the battlefield and the copy effect will use last known information to make the copy if Necromancer leaves play.

  5. A copy of Bloodline Necromancer enters the battlefield and has haste. You get another Necromancer trigger, but not another Inalla trigger since this one was created with Inalla. With your copied Necromancer's trigger, target the original Necromancer that's now in your graveyard.

  6. Your original Bloodline Necromancer enters the battlefield. You get another Necromancer trigger and another Inalla trigger and you've completed the loop back to step 1. In the process you've produced and a copy of Bloodline Necromancer with haste. Repeat as many times as you want for an arbitrary amount of 3/2s with haste and an equal amount of colorless mana.

  1. Cast a tutor such a Demonic Tutor and get Archaeomancer

  2. Cast Archaeomancer and use his ETB trigger to get back Demonic Tutor.

  3. Demonic Tutor for Sidisi's Faithful.

  4. Cast Sidisi's Faithful, exploiting itself, and use its ability to return Archaeomancer to your hand.

  5. Cast Archaeomancer again, getting back Demonic Tutor.

  6. Demonic Tutor for Bloodline Necromancer.

  7. Cast Bloodline Necromancer and use his ETB trigger to return Sidisi's Faithful to the battlefield.

  8. When Sidisi's Faithful ETBs, use Inalla's ability to make a copy of it.

  9. Have both Sidisi's Faithfuls exploit themselves to return both Archaeomancer and Bloodline Necromancer to your hand.

  10. Cast Archaeomancer again, getting back Demonic Tutor.

  11. Demonic Tutor for Ashnod's Altar and cast it.

  12. Cast Bloodline Necromancer, triggering Inalla. Now that you have Ashnod's Altar on the battlefield and Bloodline Necromancer has just entered the battlefield, you are in position to combo off.

Get "Assend" for Timestream Navigator then use any repeatable bounce. The cheapest cost is Crystal Shard but Venser, Shaper Savant or Riptide Laboratory will work for the combo, but more mana heavy. combining Ghostly Flicker + Archaeomancer will work in order to create a bounce.

  1. mana is needed to get this combo rolling plus the cost of the bounce that is used

  2. When Timestream Navigator enters the battlefield, you pay to make a copy with Inalla.

  3. The token copy will ETB with haste, then you sacrifice it to take an extra turn.

  4. Then bounce Navigator back to your hand (or flicker it on your end step or on your next turn) so that you can make another copy with Inalla on your next turn and sacrifice it in the same way.

  • Cast Twinflame then cast Dualcaster Mage so it will be on the stack before twinflame resolves.

  • Use dualcaster to copy twinflame, have the copied twinflame target dualcaster to create another token.

  • repeat this for an insane army of 2/2s

    1. Cast Ghostly Flicker then cast Dualcaster Mage before ghostly flicker can resolve.

    2. Use dualcaster to copy ghostly flicker, have the copied ghostly flicker target dualcaster and a land

    3. When dualcaster enters pay and have Inalla copy dualcaster, when that dualcaster enters target ghostly flicker again.

    4. Repeat step 3 for infinite Dualcaster Mage.

    Naru Meha, Master Wizard + Ghostly Flicker plays the same as the dualcaster mage combo listed above except that this combo only generates infinite mana due to the "legends" rule.

    1. Cast Dualcaster Mage in response to an opponents "to the hand" tutor such as Demonic Tutor, use Inalla to copy dualcaster, then search for Essence Flux and Ghostly Flicker.

    2. Cast Ghostly Flicker to put it on the stack then cast Essence Flux and target dualcaster mage. Once Essence Flux has resolved have dualcaster to copy Ghostly Flicker.

    3. Ghostly Flicker will target dualcaster and a tapped land that does NOT come in tapped.

    4. Use that untapped land to pay for Inalla, and start making infinite 2/2s

    This will be a fun little way to grab any combo in your library if you have any tutor in hand such as Demonic Tutor.

    1. Cast Demonic Tutor and get Archaeomancer

    2. Cast Archaeomancer and use his ETB trigger to get back Demonic Tutor.

    3. Cast Demonic Tutor again for Ghostly Flicker

    4. Cast ghostly flicker and use its ability to flicker Archaeomancer and a tapped land.

    5. As Archaeomancer ETB make a copy token of it with Inalla, use Archaeomancer ETB to grab ghostly flicker and Demonic Tutor.

    You can now use Demonic Tutor as much as desired by repeating step 4 and 5 over and over.

    - Wanderwine Prophets combo - Mistbind Clique - Glen Elendra Archmage - Sage of Fables

    These all have some cool combos and interactions with the deck

    This deck is very much a work in progress and I do plan to add much more to this deck and tweak it along the way. If you have any suggestions please leave a comment and remember to pump up that douchebaggery score!

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