Troll Hulk

Commander / EDH GWUB

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Land (28)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bayou
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forest
• 1x Gaea's CradleGC
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Island
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Plains
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Scrubland
• 1x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Carpet of Flowers
• 1x Hunting Grounds
• 1x Living Plane
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Survival of the FittestGC
• 1x Sylvan Library
• 1x Wild Growth

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render
• 1x Narset, Parter of VeilsGC

Creature (26)

• 1x Academy Rector
• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Archon of Valor's Reach
• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Bloom Tender
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Faeburrow Elder
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Hushbringer
• 1x Kataki, War's Wage
• 1x Lavinia, Azorius Renegade
• 1x Leonin Arbiter
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Loyal Retainers
• 1x Mirror Image
• 1x Noble Hierarch
• 1x Notion ThiefGC
• 1x Oakhame Adversary
• 1x Phantasmal Image
• 1x Protean Hulk
• 1x Sanctum Prelate

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Dance of the Manse
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Eldritch Evolution
• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Imperial SealGC
• 1x Neoform
• 1x Timetwister
• 1x Windfall

Artifact (2)

• 1x Chalice of the Void
• 1x Torpor Orb

Commanders (2)

Instant (24)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Chord of Calling
• 1x Crop RotationGC
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Dispel
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened TutorGC
• 1x Flash
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Negation
• 1x Force of Vigor
• 1x Force of WillGC
• 1x Mental Misstep
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Silence
• 1x Summoner's Pact
• 1x Swan Song
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC
• 1x Veil of Summer
• 1x Worldly TutorGC

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Get Ready to Meme Super Hard!

Welcome to the true Anti-Hulk.

You know how Flash Hulk is supposed to be all about converting two mana and zero board state into a win out of nowhere? Well, this is a Flash Hulk deck looking to do precisely the opposite.

Yes, we're running Flash Hulk, but only to look up board stalls.

• Simply finding Archon of Valor's Reach naming 'Instant' is a great way to make friends at a cEDH table!
• With two extra mana, Sanctum Prelate on 1 + Spellseeker for Neoform works fine, when you convert a dork into Phantasmal Image as another Sanctum Prelate on 2.

Phantasmal Image also loves to masquerade as a second copy of Archon of Valor's Reach naming 'Sorcery' for extra feels. Tymna is really in her element when she's got two 5/6 Flying, Trample, Vigilance creatures and no one can cast Instants or Sorceries.

Don't forget about Academy Rector!! He gets to join the party too, looking up Living Plane so Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite or Linvala, Keeper of Silence get to slow the game down for your opponents.

If you really want to meme at Nightmare level, forego that and pull up Hunting Grounds (presuming you have Threshold) to ride your Tymna beats in a game of chicken your opponents will super love!! (Especially with Survival of the Fittest letting you respond to Hunting Grounds triggers to get the most value you can).

Obviously, yes, this deck is a total meme.

BUT

It has legitimate logical and psychological underpinnings. If there are three other Hulk decks at the table and your opponents know you're not running wincons, how much incentive do they have to disrupt your lines?

"Hey everyone, I'm casting Flash. Let it resolve and accept a durdle-fest of horrifying proportions or disrupt it and risk someone else Flashing out to actually win the game. Choose wisely."

Top Ranked	Achieved #8 position overall 5 years ago Achieved #6 position in Commander / EDH 5 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH GWUB 5 years ago
Date added	5 years
Last updated	5 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 62 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.19
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U
Folders	Decks I Like, Too funny to not play, Decks I like, Competitive EDH