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Commander / EDH GU (Simic)

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Land (35)

• 1x Botanical Sanctum
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Cephalid Coliseum
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dryad Arbor
• 1x Flooded Grove
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Gaea's CradleGC
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Griffin Canyon
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 1x Hashep Oasis
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Ipnu Rivulet
• 1x Lotus Field
• 1x Lotus Vale
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx
• 1x Oboro, Palace in the Clouds
• 1x Prismatic Vista
• 1x Scavenger Grounds
• 1x Simic Growth Chamber
• 2x Snow-Covered Forest
• 2x Snow-Covered Island
• 1x Tolaria West
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wirewood Lodge
• 1x Yavimaya Coast

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Finale of Revelation
• 1x Hour of Promise
• 1x Pir's Whim
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Serum Visions

Creature (27)

• 1x Amoeboid Changeling
• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Argothian Elder
• 1x Arixmethes, Slumbering Isle
• 1x Beast Whisperer
• 1x Biomancer's Familiar
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Boreal Druid
• 1x Dosan the Falling Leaf
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Elvish Reclaimer
• 1x Fauna Shaman
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Joraga Treespeaker
• 1x Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy
• 1x Kiora's Follower
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Priest of Titania
• 1x Reclamation Sage
• 1x Seedborn MuseGC
• 1x Selvala, Heart of the Wilds
• 1x Spellseeker
• 1x Teferi, Mage of Zhalfir
• 1x Thassa's OracleGC
• 1x Thrasios, Triton Hero
• 1x Yeva, Nature's Herald

Artifact (7)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Chrome MoxGC
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Isochron Scepter
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Sol Ring

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Freed from the Real
• 1x Leyline of Abundance
• 1x Leyline of Anticipation
• 1x Survival of the FittestGC

Commanders (2)

Instant (16)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Benefactor's Draught
• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Crop RotationGC
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Dramatic Reversal
• 1x Flusterstorm
• 1x Force of Vigor
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Mental Misstep
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Negate
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Veil of Summer
• 1x Wings of Velis Vel
• 1x Worldly TutorGC

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Jace, Wielder of Mysteries

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The purpose of this deck is to generate infinite mana with Ley Weaver and use that mana to empty our deck with one of our outs (ie Lore Weaver, Thrasios, Triton Hero, Kinnan, Bonder Prodigy).

The way we generate infinite mana comes in many forms. Argothian Elder can stand in for our Commander in most cases (but it's an Elf). Wirewood Lodge and Griffin Canyon both require a specific creature type to work, so we fix that with Amoeboid Changeling or Wings of Velis Vel which both give Ley Weaver or Argothian Elder the appropriate creature type. Maze of Ith can be used during combat to generate infinite mana, but you need your outs already on board to make that work.

Freed from the Real is fairly straightforward. Additionally, Kiora's Follower can be used with this card if we have a land that can tap for more than one mana.

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Haste

Our deck has a few haste enablers because our combos often include creatures tapping/attacking the turn they're cast.

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	15 - 0 Mythic Rares 50 - 0 Rares 18 - 0 Uncommons 13 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.23
Tokens	Beast 3/3 G, Frog Lizard 3/3 G, Zombie 2/2 B