Lands Are For Cowards

Commander / EDH* Combo Sacrifice Threshold Zombie

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Creature (39)

• 1x Akoum Warrior  ^Flip
• 1x Ashen Ghoul
• 1x Avenging Druid
• 1x Balustrade Spy
• 1x Blackbloom Rogue  ^Flip
• 1x Blightsteel Colossus
• 1x Chancellor of the Forge
• 1x Chancellor of the Tangle
• 1x Crimson Kobolds
• 1x Crookshank Kobolds
• 1x Dockside Extortionist
• 1x Elvish Spirit Guide
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Glasspool Mimic  ^Flip
• 1x Goblin Engineer
• 1x Goblin Matron
• 1x Goblin Welder
• 1x Gravecrawler
• 1x Hermit Druid
• 1x Imperial Recruiter
• 1x Kazandu Mammoth  ^Flip
• 1x Kobolds of Kher Keep
• 1x Laboratory Maniac
• 1x Memnite
• 1x Narcomoeba
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Phyrexian Walker
• 1x Prized Amalgam
• 1x Rograkh, Son of Rohgahh
• 1x Shield Sphere
• 1x Simian Spirit Guide
• 1x Skyclave Cleric  ^Flip
• 1x Street Wraith
• 1x Tangled Florahedron  ^Flip
• 1x Thassa's Oracle
• 1x Umara Wizard  ^Flip
• 1x Undercity Informer
• 1x Vine Dryad
• 1x Worldgorger Dragon

Sorcery (22)

• 1x Agadeem's Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Bala Ged Recovery  ^Flip
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Diabolic Intent
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Exhume
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Makindi Stampede  ^Flip
• 1x Pelakka Predation  ^Flip
• 1x Profane Tutor
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Rite of Flame
• 1x Sea Gate Restoration  ^Flip
• 1x Shatterskull Smashing  ^Flip
• 1x Song-Mad Treachery  ^Flip
• 1x Stitch Together
• 1x Turntimber Symbiosis  ^Flip
• 1x Unearth
• 1x Zof Consumption  ^Flip

Instant (14)

• 1x Cabal Ritual
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Desperate Ritual
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Hagra Mauling  ^Flip
• 1x Kabira Takedown  ^Flip
• 1x Manamorphose
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Pyretic Ritual
• 1x Spikefield Hazard  ^Flip
• 1x Valakut Awakening  ^Flip
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Vastwood Fortification  ^Flip
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Commander (1)

Artifact (20)

• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Dark Sphere
• 1x Elixir of Immortality
• 1x Goblin Charbelcher
• 1x Jeweled Lotus
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Lotus Bloom
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mana Vault
• 1x Mishra's Bauble
• 1x Mox Amber
• 1x Mox Opal
• 1x Mox Tantalite
• 1x Paradise Mantle
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Sol Talisman
• 1x Spellbook
• 1x Springleaf Drum
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Enchantment (4)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Concordant Crossroads
• 1x Dance of the Dead
• 1x Necromancy

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A cheeky EDH deck based around running 0 lands to attempt to get a quick Thassa's Oracle Win or to guarantee large hits with Goblin Charbelcher.

Basic lines of the deck include: any black producing source + 3 mana + undercity Informer ➡️ entire deck in grave ➡️ narcomeba returns from grave then, at end-step prized Amalgam returns from grave next turn play grave crawler and sac all to cast Dread Return ➡️ return Thassa's Oracle and win

A simpler line could be tutoring for Goblin Charbelcher and getting enough mana to one-shot an opponent

Entomb targeting Worldgorger Dragon, then casting any of the reanimate enchantments to have infinite blinks, allowing for infinite mana with a mana rock or land

Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	18 - 0 Mythic Rares 30 - 0 Rares 37 - 0 Uncommons 12 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.29
Tokens	Goblin 1/1 R, Treasure, Warrior 1/1 W