Cloudy with a Chance of Swearing

Commander / EDH* Aggro Artifact Artificer Casual Tokens WU (Azorius)

Optimator

Creature (36)

• 1x Automated Artificer
• 1x Bronze Guardian
• 6x Cid, Timeless Artificer
• 1x Esper Sentinel
• 1x Etherium Sculptor
• 1x Faerie Artisans
• 1x Foundry Inspector
• 1x Giggling Skitterspike
• 1x Guidelight Synergist
• 1x Illustrious Wanderglyph
• 1x Jhoira's Familiar
• 1x Lita, Mechanical Engineer
• 1x Loran of the Third Path
• 1x Losheel, Clockwork Scholar
• 1x Memory Guardian
• 1x Metallurgeon
• 1x Oltec Matterweaver
• 1x Ornithopter of Paradise
• 1x Phyrexian Metamorph
• 1x Plague Myr
• 1x Platoon Dispenser
• 1x Ratchet, Field Medic  ^Flip
• 1x Sai, Master Thopterist
• 1x Sharding Sphinx
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Thought Monitor
• 1x Threefold Thunderhulk
• 1x Triplicate Titan
• 1x Urza, Lord Protector  ^Meld
• 1x Urza, Prince of Kroog
• 1x Voyager Quickwelder

Artifact (9)

• 1x Dollhouse of Horrors
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Machinist's Arsenal
• 1x Semblance Anvil
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thopter Shop
• 1x Thousand Moons Smithy  ^Flip
• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble

Instant (5)

• 1x An Offer You Can't Refuse
• 1x Desynchronization
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Stroke of Midnight
• 1x Swan Song

Land (40)

• 1x Inventors' Fair
• 19x Island
• 20x Plains

Commander (1)

Sorcery (5)

• 1x Cleansing Meditation SL
• 1x Organic Extinction
• 1x Paraselene
• 1x Vanquish the Horde
• 1x Voyage Home

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Efficient Construction
• 1x Thopter Spy Network

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Maybeboard

Creature (60)

• 1x Adric, Mathematical Genius
• 1x Alloy Myr
• 1x Angel of the Ruins
• 2x Arcum Dagsson
• 1x Argivian Archaeologist
• 1x Ayesha Tanaka, Armorer
• 1x Blade Splicer
• 1x Cephalopod Sentry
• 1x Chief Engineer
• 1x Cyberdrive Awakener
• 1x Cyberman Patrol
• 1x Cybermen Squadron
• 1x Darksteel Myr
• 1x Digsite Engineer
• 1x Doomed Artisan
• 1x Drafna, Founder of Lat-Nam
• 1x Emry, Lurker of the Loch
• 1x Faerie Mechanist
• 1x Forensic Gadgeteer
• 1x Gold Myr
• 1x Gold-Forged Thopteryx
• 1x Goldbug, Humanity's Ally  ^Flip
• 1x Hangarback Walker
• 1x Hanna, Ship's Navigator
• 1x Hulking Metamorph
• 1x Kappa Cannoneer
• 1x Karn, Legacy Reforged
• 1x Leonardo da Vinci
• 1x Liberator, Urza's Battlethopter
• 1x Loran, Disciple of History
• 1x Loyal Inventor
• 1x Master Transmuter
• 1x Master Trinketeer
• 1x Memnarch
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Nimble Thopterist
• 1x Ornithopter
• 1x Oswald Fiddlebender
• 1x Padeem, Consul of Innovation
• 1x Palladium Myr
• 1x Phyrexian Triniform
• 1x Renari, Merchant of Marvels
• 1x Research Thief
• 1x Riptide Gearhulk
• 1x Sensor Splicer
• 1x Silver Myr
• 1x Steel Seraph
• 1x Stoneforge Mystic
• 1x Stridehangar Automaton
• 1x The Capitoline Triad
• 1x The Reality Chip
• 1x Transplant Theorist
• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Unctus, Grand Metatect
• 1x Unsettled Mariner
• 1x Urza, Lord High ArtificerGC
• 1x Whirler Rogue
• 1x Wing Splicer
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Artifact (39)

• 2x Adaptive Omnitool
• 1x Akroma's Memorial
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Bident of Thassa
• 1x Cloud Key SL
• 1x Darksteel Forge
• 2x Encroaching Mycosynth
• 1x Genesis Chamber
• 1x Guidelight Pathmaker
• 1x Idol of Oblivion
• 1x Imposter Mech
• 1x Inspiring Statuary
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 2x Mirror Box
• 1x Mirror Gallery
• 1x Mycosynth Lattice
• 1x Myr Turbine
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Nuisance Engine
• 1x Repurposing Bay
• 1x Retrofitter Foundry
• 1x Salvation Engine
• 1x Sculpting Steel
• 1x Shorikai, Genesis Engine
• 1x Simulacrum Synthesizer
• 1x Smuggler's Copter
• 1x Star Compass
• 1x Talisman of Progress
• 1x Tamiyo's Logbook
• 1x Thief's Knife
• 1x Thopter Fabricator
• 2x Unwinding Clock
• 1x White Mage's Staff
• 1x Worldwalker Helm

Enchantment (12)

• 1x Artificer Class
• 1x Caretaker's Talent
• 1x Court of Vantress
• 1x Extravagant Replication
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Kindred Discovery
• 1x Mechanized Production
• 1x Mirrodin Besieged
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Tempered Steel
• 1x The Antiquities War
• 1x Tocasia's Welcome

Sorcery (23)

• 1x Ascend from Avernus
• 1x Brilliant Restoration
• 1x Cleanfall SL
• 1x Dance of the Manse
• 1x Devastating Mastery
• 1x Fabricate
• 1x Forging the Anchor
• 1x Invoke Justice
• 1x March of Progress
• 1x One Last Job
• 1x One with the Machine
• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Recommission
• 1x Repair and Recharge
• 1x Reshape
• 1x Saheeli's Artistry
• 1x Season of Weaving
• 1x Sevinne's Reclamation
• 1x Split Up
• 1x Stock Up
• 1x Thoughtcast
• 1x Triumphant Reckoning
• 1x Universal Surveillance

Instant (22)

• 1x Access Denied
• 1x Akroma's Will
• 1x Blacksmith's Skill
• 1x Clever Concealment
• 1x Cloud's Limit Break
• 1x Crush Contraband
• 1x Depose / Deploy
• 1x Dispatch
• 1x Dovin's Veto
• 1x Loran's Escape
• 1x Masterful Replication
• 1x Negate
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Patrician's Scorn SL
• 1x Pongify
• 1x Rapid Hybridization
• 1x Reality Shift
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Tempest of Light SL
• 1x Thirst for Knowledge
• 1x Urza's Command
• 1x Whir of Invention

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Tezzeret, Artifice Master

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- - - Prototype version 1.2 - - -

Final Fantasy VII Cids and backup artificers and artifact creatures. Going tall with constructs and the like. A Vehicle deck would be more flavorful, but I think artifact creature tokens is the more-reliable route. I could also make this deck almost entirely with the bulk that I have on-hand. If I do make a Vehicle deck, I'd do Balthier and Fran (Fran Service)

Don't make me throw a wrench at you!

I think I might actually build this one

Date added	3 months
Last updated	2 days
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 25 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 5 - 0 Commons
Cards	98
Avg. CMC	3.79
Tokens	Bird 2/2 U, City's Blessing, Copy Clone, Elephant 3/3 G, Gnome 1/1 C, Gnome Soldier X/X C, Golem 3/3 C w/ Flying, Golem 3/3 C w/ Trample, Golem 3/3 C w/ Vigilance, Hero 1/1 C, Human 1/1 W, Soldier, Thopter 1/1 C, Thopter 1/1 U, Treasure