All hail the satanic goat master

Commander / EDH Casual Group Hug RUW (Jeskai, America) Show and Tell Theme/Gimmick

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Lands (40)

• 1x Adarkar Wastes
• 1x Ancient TombGC
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Cascade Bluffs
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Contested War Zone
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Homeward Path
• 3x Island
• 1x Kher Keep
• 1x Kor Haven
• 1x Mikokoro, Center of the Sea
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Gate
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nimbus Maze
• 2x Plains
• 1x Rainbow Vale
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rhystic Cave
• 1x Rugged Prairie
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Sea of Clouds
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Volcanic Island

Tutor (5)

• 1x Enlightened TutorGC
• 1x GambleGC
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Plea for Guidance
• 1x Wild Research

Ramp (15)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coalition Relic
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Izzet Signet
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Mind Stone
• 1x Oath of Lieges
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Talisman of Progress
• 1x Thought Vessel
• 1x Thran Dynamo
• 1x Worn Powerstone

StayingAlive (12)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Grasp of Fate
• 1x Maze of Ith
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Oblivion Ring
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Supreme Verdict
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Wrath of God

Misc (7)

• 1x Clever Impersonator
• 1x Consecrated SphinxGC
• 1x Gilded Drake
• 1x Illusions of Grandeur
• 1x Open the Vaults
• 1x Teferi's ProtectionGC
• 1x Treachery

Commander (1)

CHAOS (14)

• 1x Boldwyr Heavyweights
• 1x Confusion in the Ranks
• 1x Grip of Chaos
• 1x Perplexing Chimera
• 1x Possibility Storm
• 1x Radiate
• 1x Scrambleverse
• 1x Shared Fate
• 1x Show and Tell
• 1x Strionic Resonator
• 1x Thieves' Auction
• 1x Timesifter
• 1x Warp World
• 1x Wild Evocation

GroupHug (7)

• 1x Dream Halls
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Jace Beleren
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Oath of Lieges
• 1x Temple Bell

Wincondition (1)

• 1x Divine Intervention

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Other (21)

• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Conjured Currency
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Dissipation Field
• 1x Djinn of Infinite Deceits
• 1x Eye of the Storm
• 1x Fortunate Few
• 1x Gift of Immortality
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Mystic Barrier
• 1x Omen Machine
• 1x Order of Succession
• 1x Political Trickery
• 1x Psychic Battle
• 1x Puca's Mischief
• 1x Retribution of the Meek
• 1x Shared Fate
• 1x Shifting Borders
• 1x Vedalken Plotter

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Some goats just want to watch the whole world plunge into chaos. If that goat is you that deck will just be the perfect thing you sick bast*rd was looking for all that time.

Play all the best mind-twisting, heartrate-increasing concession provoking spells. Until you resolve your best card Divine Intervention and your opponents don't even want remove it, or all concede to another chaos card being put on the stack.

I evolved this deck bit by bit over the last 2 years. Tested a few "tax" variations, horrible gifts and ended up with this grouphug chaos style.

A special thing about this decklist is that it heavily steers towards a group hug style. Allmost all solely "bad" cards are cut (with the exception of Illusions of Grandeur ) and many of the CHAOS cards let every player do weird things. The goal is not for everyone be miserable but to evolve magic into our own little manical game of Zedruu Worshipping and incite so much free value, chaos and players threatening to go off that nobody has time to focus on us. Boardwipes and spot removal are still necessary and can even be used as a political tool to help you forge deals. Playing mean cards gets you into their crosshairs and you die before the chaos engine gets rolling.

I was running more wincons before but they didn't acomplish much so bit after bit they all were replaced by more chaos. Also my metagame really dislikes Possibility Storm . If yours is not as adverse to it then put it in the deck. There are multiple ways to tutor for Divine Intervention and you should do so. Give the other players the option of ending the game if they don't want to play any longer. Don't forget you can gift the enchantment to the next player after you took of the first counter.

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Exclude colors	BG
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 66 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.85
Tokens	Kobolds of Kher Keep 0/1 R, Spirit 1/1 C
Folders	Decks that look fun