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May the real Jin-Gitaxias please stand up?

Commander / EDH* Artifact Mono-Blue Phyrexian Tap/Untap Value Engine

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May I have your attention, please?

May I have your attention, please?

Will the real Jin-Gitaxias please stand up?

I repeat, will the real Jin-Gitaxias please stand up?

We're gonna have a problem here

Y'all act like you never seen a Phyrexian before

Jaw is spiky and drenched in gore like Alien Comics I just read before

And started whoopin' Planeswalker assess worse than before

It's the Phyrexian Force, throwin' Mirrodins Core

It's the return of the, oh wait, no way, you're kidding

He didn't just say what I think he did, did he

And Dr. Tef' said, nothing you idiots

Cause Teferi's dead, he's locked in my basement

Okay listen, we got some of the greatest Villains of all time lined up here to dominate the Multiverse. Yeah, but why is Teferi your Commander? Oh, he. Well he's just a decoy. Now shut up and listen.

First of all we gonna make a shitload of mana. Noticed how I said shitload and not infinite? yeah? Thats because infinite mana is cheating you fool! Silence now!

How? You might ask yourself.

It's pretty simple. First of all we need a Caged Sun as a symbol of Oppression, then we prepare ourselves while pondering the planet we try to vaporize through the Extraplanar Lens. We basically need the High Ground here. Then we flip our Doubling Cube over and over again with Voltaic Key, Blinkmoth Infusion, Dramatic Reversal, Clock of Omens, Turnabout and Teferi, Temporal Archmage Now thats where the fun begins.

We start our Invasion by installing a Planar Portal. Prof.Tezzeret is also here to establish some more multiverse Domination by keeping his Planar Bridge online.

On the way don't forget to enslave some innocent Villagers with Vedalken Shackles and make them fight for our cause.

Now we are ready to summon our Lord and Savior the real Jin-Gitaxias, Progress Tyrant and wipe whole Planets and vaporize them with the combined Power of our favourite Villain-Sidekicks:

Memnarch, he is here to steal some shit and Urza, Lord High Artificer he wants to turn everything into Metal, because remember Kids: Flesh is weak. Understood? Good.

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89% Casual

Competitive

Top Ranked
Date added 2 years
Last updated 1 year
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Rarity (main - side)

12 - 1 Mythic Rares

41 - 1 Rares

17 - 0 Uncommons

11 - 0 Commons

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.90
Tokens Construct 0/0 C, Copy Clone, Emblem Teferi, Temporal Archmage, Goat 0/1 W, Spirit 2/2 C
Folders Paper Decks
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