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WELCOME TO THE EDH GUIDE ON HOW TO DELIVER JUSTICE TO YOUR OPPONENTS WHENEVER YOU DEEM IT NECESSARY. YOU RUN DOUBLE DAMAGE EFFECTS BECAUSE YOU ARE NOT A PUSSY. Furnace of Rath Gratuitous Violence Gisela, Blade of Goldnight GET YOUR DOUBLE DAMAGE, AND SMACK PEOPLE DOWN WITH THE FULL POWER OF THE SUNHOME LEGION. WHAT IS BOROS WITHOUT BURN??? GARBAGE. UNLIKE YOU FILTHY SIMIC PLAYERS, BOROS HAS ONE ELEMENT THAT MAKES IT BETTER THAN ALL OTHER DECKS: BURN. NOW YOU COULD SAY RED HAS BURN, BUT YOU ARE WRONG. BOROS HAS SUNBURN, EVEN BETTER. FOR WHEN YOUR ENEMIES DON'T HAVE SUNSCREEN YOU TURN UP THE SUN TO 11. Lightning Helix Lightning Bolt Balefire Liege BURN THEM DOWN.

YOU DON'T. WHITE DOESN'T HAVE RAMP BECAUSE WHITE LIKES TO FARM WHATEVER LAND YOU HAVE. THUS, YOU Land Tax THE RICH, AND GIVE TO THE LESS FORTUNATE BOROS PLAYER. SHINY SWORD ALSO WORKS, SAME THING WITH SHINY DEER Sword of the Animist Burnished Hart. SAD ROBOT ALSO WORKS, AND DOUBLES AS CARD DRAW Solemn Simulacrum. Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx IS A GREAT ADDITION TO GET MORE MANA. Neheb, the Eternal WILL COME LATER.
YOU DON'T. WELL, THERE ARE ARTIFACTS. Staff of Nin IS EXPENSIVE, BUT GOOD FOR THE PING. Skullclamp IS USEFUL FOR Assemble the Legion TRIGGERS. Oracle's Vault IS DECENT PSEUDO-DRAW, SAME WITH Prophetic Flamespeaker. OTHERWISE, YOU RUN VALUE.
THE BASICS Sunforger Isochron Scepter Mistveil Plains. THIS IS AN INSTANT ENGINE TO KEEP PUMPING OUT ESSENTIAL CONTROL NEEDED TO GET YOUR CREATURES TO HIT. ALL INSTANTS IN THIS DECK ARE MADE TO WIN THE BOARD GAME. A STEADY SUPPLY OF SEARCHABLE INSTANTS HELPS YOU GET THE RIGHT BOARD FOR DOMINATION. Master Warcraft IS A WINCON. IT LETS CREATURES GO THROUGH. Wild Ricochet DEFLECTS FUCKING BLUE PLAYERS. Teferi's Protection AVOIDS BOARDWIPES, AND SAVES YOU. Lightning Bolt AND Lightning Helix BOLT THINGS. [FIGHT TO THE DEATH] COULD SCREW OPPONENTS' COMBAT. ETC. YOUR SECOND PART OF VALUE IS VALUE. Sun Titan, Marshal's Anthem EVEN Emeria Shepherd CAN BE GREAT RECURSION.
HIT THEM WHEN THEY'RE WEAKEST. FOLLOW UP BOARDCLEARS WITH Teferi's Protection. THE BOARD IS NOW ALL YOURS. SMACK PEOPLE DOWN WITH THE FULL POWER OF MULTIPLE COMBAT STEPS Aurelia, the Warleader, Aggravated Assault. DON'T BE AFRAID TO USE INSTANTS DURING COMBAT. IT IS NECESSARY. UNEQUIPS ARE INSTANT TOO, SO Sunforger WORKS JUST FINE. Master Warcraft CAN LET YOU GET THROUGH HEAVY TOKEN DECKS WITHOUT A BOARDCLEAR. Odric, Master Tactician IS A FINE ALTERNATIVE AS WELL.
FIGHTING ISN'T ENOUGH. YOU NEED MORE. HOW ABOUT AN INFINITE FIGHT? ALL YOU NEED ARE THREE PIECES. Neheb, the Eternal, Aggravated Assault, Master Warcraft . WIPE THE FLOOR WITH THEM, FRIEND.
Planar Bridge FOR THE BIG BOYS, Enlightened Tutor FOR SETUP.
uhh, play this deck i guess

caution, boros may cause unintentional side effects such as crippling depression, osteoporosis and sudden death. consult a blue player before playing this deck. some people may be casul, and be extremely allergic to this kind of deck. be wary of plebs and play responsibly.

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theeyebrows says... #1

You've made the typical Boros strategy of just hitting dudes look like a lot of fun! This looks like an exciting synergistic deck.

September 6, 2017 9:58 p.m.

imperium0214 says... #2

Haha this description is amazing! You like punching things so maybe Gratuitous Violence ?

September 8, 2017 10:32 p.m.

@imperium0214 I was actually considering that, but I was thinking that True Conviction was better, since it gives my creatures a first strike step with my other double effects. The lifelink out of it is also very helpful. Overall, I just thought it was a better beating enchantment than Gratuitous Violence.

September 9, 2017 5:39 a.m.

imperium0214 says... #4

I was thinking of using it over Dictate of the Twin Gods since Dictate also gives that benefit to your opponent, whereas Gratuitous Violence doesn't and they cost the same mana-wise.

September 9, 2017 2:32 p.m.

That actually doesn't sound half bad! Thanks.

September 11, 2017 9:22 a.m.

RingoDingo92 says... #6

Hilarious and badass. You actually got me pumped to play Boros in EDH! Yikes!

What about Combat Celebrant by the way?

September 11, 2017 9:30 a.m.

I was considering it, but I felt like it dies a bit too easily. It's also unreliable, since I won't always have haste on it.

September 11, 2017 9:54 a.m.

greyninja says... #8

Your description made me laugh, a lot

Card draw is my biggest challenge for my fiance's boros deck. I recently added Sensei's Divining Top for some consistency, and Chandra, Torch of Defiance almost looks like card advantage and ramp in one red card wtf ?!?! Also it burns things

Your land count seems really really low. We decided on Aurelia to head the team, so I have a high land count in case she ends up costing 10+ mana. Maybe I'm being overzealous idk

I would agree that Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite should be in here. It clears away opponent's weenies and boosts yours. Bloodsworn Steward is one you could consider as well. Bastion Protector would be good for Aurelia in the same fashion

I like the hatebear idea. Thalia, Heretic Cathar is one I should get. For more hate; I might grab a Magus of the Moon now that it's being reprinted. It screws with your awesome Hanweir meld, but something to consider

+1 from me! I'm hoping you'll swing by our boros deck and give 'er a looksie! (DECK LINK) Cheers!

September 11, 2017 11:39 p.m.

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Date added 2 weeks
Last updated 1 week
Exclude colors UBG
Legality

This deck is Commander / EDH legal.

Cards 100
Avg. CMC 3.72
Tokens 1/1 Human, 1/1 Soldier, Elspeth
Top rank #45 on 2017-09-12
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