Blim's Comedy Hour

Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) Jank Multiplayer Theme/Gimmick

Squirrel_of_War

Land (33)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Canyon Slough
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Geier Reach Sanitarium
• 1x Graven Cairns
• 1x Hagra Mauling  ^Flip
• 1x High Market
• 1x Homeward Path
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Molten Slagheap
• 5x Mountain
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Rainbow Vale
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rix Maadi, Dungeon Palace
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth

Protection (6)

• 1x Bolt Bend
• 1x Deflecting Swat
• 1x Imp's Mischief
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Advantage (5)

• 1x Geth's Grimoire
• 1x Mirage Mirror
• 1x Peer into the Abyss
• 1x Syphon Mind
• 1x Waste Not

WinCons (4)

• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Demonic Pact
• 1x Phage the Untouchable
• 1x Psychosis Crawler

Tutors (3)

• 1x Entomb
• 1x Expedition Map
• 1x Wishclaw Talisman

Gifts (17)

• 1x Aggressive Mining
• 1x Captive Audience
• 1x Colfenor's Plans
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Demonic Lore
• 1x Demonic Pact
• 1x Flesh Reaver
• 1x Goldnight Castigator
• 1x Grid Monitor
• 1x Pendant of Prosperity
• 1x Phyrexian Negator
• 1x Plague Reaver
• 1x Rainbow Vale
• 1x Sleeper Agent
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Wishclaw Talisman
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Removal (11)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Cinder Giant
• 1x Consume the Meek
• 1x Feed the Swarm
• 1x Force of Despair
• 1x Hagra Mauling  ^Flip
• 1x Plague Reaver
• 1x Sudden Spoiling
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Vandalblast

Recursion (6)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Malakir Rebirth  ^Flip
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x Reanimate

Evasion (5)

• 1x Key to the City
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Shizo, Death's Storehouse
• 1x Trailblazer's Boots
• 1x Whispersilk Cloak

Give (3)

• 1x Bazaar Trader
• 1x Endless Whispers
• 1x Harmless Offering

Commander (1)

Stax (15)

• 1x Aggressive Mining
• 1x Colfenor's Plans
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Demonic Lore
• 1x Goldnight Castigator
• 1x Grid Monitor
• 1x Liliana's Caress
• 1x Megrim
• 1x Phyrexian Negator
• 1x Plague Reaver
• 1x Raiders' Wake
• 1x Sleeper Agent
• 1x Steel Golem
• 1x Torpor Orb
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Can't Attack Me (9)

• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Geode Rager
• 1x Parasitic Impetus
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Vow of Lightning
• 1x Vow of Malice
• 1x Vow of Torment

Ramp (5)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Netherborn Altar
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring

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Maybeboard

Gifts (10)

• 1x Bronze Bombshell
• 1x Forbidden Crypt
• 1x Goblin Cadets
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Immortal Coil
• 1x Lich's Mastery
• 1x Measure of Wickedness
• 1x Pyromancer's Swath
• 1x Rust Elemental
• 1x Witch Engine

Protection (2)

• 1x Pyroblast
• 1x Red Elemental Blast

Other (10)

• 1x Abyssal Persecutor
• 1x Brallin, Skyshark Rider  ^Flip
• 1x Crawlspace
• 1x Demonic Taskmaster
• 1x Gibbering Descent
• 1x Grafted Skullcap
• 1x Midnight Oil
• 1x Mudslide
• 1x Smoke
• 1x Tainted Strike

Ramp (2)

• 1x Wayfarer's Bauble
• 1x Witch Engine

Stax (4)

• 1x Head Games
• 1x Rust Elemental
• 1x Sire Of Insanity
• 1x Stranglehold

Tutors (3)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Vampiric Tutor

Evasion (2)

• 1x Angrath, Captain of Chaos
• 1x Suspicious Bookcase

Advantage (1)

• 1x Phyrexian Arena

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If your ears bleed, it's a party. If your eyes bleed, it's a Rakdos party.

Why?

1. Why not?
2. I'm tired of making decks with good cards so I decided to make one where I could effectively use cards that were bad. Blim makes it possible.
3. Zedruu just isn't my style. Not evil enough. Lame art.

4. 42

Custom Category Explanation

Gifts

These are cards that are given to other players. These are all bad gifts, even though some seem like a good gift to give, they are not. It's important to lie about these gifts and pretend they are all good so other player like me and leave me alone.

Can't Attack Me

Since no one will trust me after getting a "gift" or two, these cards will make them leave me alone by forcing them to attack each other instead.

Give

The tools I need to keep on giving. Like gonorrhea.

Stax

Cards for resource denial, taxing effects, disruption, and sacrifice enablers to potentially lock down opponents and make it difficult to cast spells, play creatures, attack, breath, sleep, and/or have any kind of reliable board state.

WinCons

Cards that make me win and cards that make you lose.

Advantage

Cards that give me an advantage...

Ramp

Cards that let me cast stuff quicker. Technically also an advantage.

Land

Um, land cards.

Removal

Cards to get rid of stuff that stops me from being so generous or hurts me.

Tutors

Get me some nice presents to give to all my bestest pals.

Recursion

If someone accidentally breaks one of my gifts I can get it back and give it to someone who actually appreciates it.

Evasion

Ways to get Blim directly to your door with fresh presents.

Protection

Keep Blim around by screwing up everyone elses plans.

Fallen Adversaries

This is the list of generals that have fallen for one of Blim's tricks and died because of it.

Haven't played the deck yet, will update soon!

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Top Ranked	Achieved #1 position overall 3 years ago
Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	6 - 0 Mythic Rares 49 - 0 Rares 28 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.13
Tokens	Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
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