Darth Vader (Golos Landlock: How to lose friends)

Commander / EDH Five Color Infinite Combo Land Destruction Prison

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Land (Mana/Utility) (23)

• 1x Bayou
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Gemstone Caverns
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Horizon Canopy
• 1x Ketria Triome
• 1x Nurturing Peatland
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Raugrin Triome
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Silent Clearing
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Taiga
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Tropical Island
• 1x Tundra
• 1x Underground Sea
• 1x Volcanic Island
• 1x Waterlogged Grove
• 1x Watery Grave
• 1x Zagoth Triome

Artifact (Rock/Utility) (8)

• 1x Chrome Mox
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Horn of Greed
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Mana Crypt
• 1x Mox Diamond
• 1x Null Rod
• 1x Sol Ring

Creature (Hate/Utility) (6)

• 1x Aven Mindcensor
• 1x Azusa, Lost but Seeking
• 1x Collector Ouphe
• 1x Dryad of the Ilysian Grove
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Wayward Swordtooth

Instant (Tutor/Utility) (11)

• 1x Brainstorm
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Enlightened Tutor
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Mystical Tutor
• 1x Noxious Revival
• 1x Realms Uncharted
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Veil of Summer
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Land (Fetch) (10)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Flooded Strand
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Wooded Foothills

Sorcery (Tutor/Utility) (9)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Finale of Devastation
• 1x Gitaxian Probe
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Imperial Seal
• 1x Life from the Loam
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Preordain
• 1x Reanimate

Instant (Interaction) (6)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Chain of Vapor
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Nature's Claim
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Commander (1)

Core Combo (10)

• 1x Dakmor Salvage
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Mystic Sanctuary
• 1x Noose Constrictor
• 1x Oblivion Crown
• 1x Putrid Imp
• 1x Ramunap Excavator
• 1x Squandered Resources
• 1x Summer Bloom
• 1x The Gitrog Monster

Creature (Dork) (9)

• 1x Arbor Elf
• 1x Avacyn's Pilgrim
• 1x Birds of Paradise
• 1x Deathrite Shaman
• 1x Elves of Deep Shadow
• 1x Elvish Mystic
• 1x Fyndhorn Elves
• 1x Llanowar Elves
• 1x Noble Hierarch

Enchantment (Utility) (5)

• 1x Exploration
• 1x Mystic Remora
• 1x Song of Creation
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Survival of the Fittest

Planeswalker (Utility) (2)

• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render
• 1x Wrenn and Six

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Fair warning, this is NOT a deck to ever play in civilized settings.

But just in case you're ok with turning all your friends into enemies who despise your guts just for sitting down at the table, Golos Landlock is happy to make those dreams come true.

The game plan here is simple: Ramp, assemble ways to play lands from the grave yard and make extra land drops every turn, play Golos and fetch up a Strip Mine, then wipe out everyone's lands and prevent them from even playing Magic. From that point there are a pair of infinite combo win lines that can be used to close out the game. Gitrog players will notice the familiar pieces of the Gitrog engine and all the critical components are included in the deck to make Gitrog/Salvage lines of play possible for a looped win. Also included is the Mystic Bloom engine that allows infinite mana generation and spell looping via Summer Bloom, Mystic Sanctuary, Squandered Resources, and Crucible of Worlds/Ramunap Excavator with a Horizon land (like Waterlogged Grove).

Nothing interesting to do, just a very linear game plan designed to do one thing and only one thing: mass LD the table and have your friends hate you for it. No difficult decisions with countermagic to figure out, no worrying about trying this line versus that line in a specific situation, no care about what the other decks are doing. Golos Landlock does the thing it does and that's all it does.

Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is not Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	9 - 0 Mythic Rares 59 - 0 Rares 14 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	1.80
Tokens	City's Blessing, Emblem Wrenn and Six