"Entertain Me" - Queen Marchesa Group Slug

Commander / EDH* Group Slug Multiplayer Pillow Fort RBW (Mardu)

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Land (34)

• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Contested War Zone
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Gateway Plaza
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x High Market
• 1x Inspiring Vantage
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Luxury Suite
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 5x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rogue's Passage
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Throne of the High City

Politics (8)

• 1x Ballot Broker
• 1x Bite of the Black Rose
• 1x Brago's Representative
• 1x Capital Punishment
• 1x Deadly Designs
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Mathas, Fiend Seeker
• 1x Tyrant's Choice

Control (5)

• 1x Authority of the Consuls
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Palace Siege
• 1x Sudden Spoiling

Board Wipes (4)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Last One Standing
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Merciless Eviction

Win Conditions (3)

• 1x Debt to the Deathless
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Torment of Hailfire

Creatures (19)

• 1x Adriana, Captain of the Guard
• 1x Baird, Steward of Argive
• 1x Ballot Broker
• 1x Brago's Representative
• 1x Captain of the Watch
• 1x Custodi Lich
• 1x Garrulous Sycophant
• 1x Goblin Diplomats
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
• 1x Humble Defector
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Mathas, Fiend Seeker
• 1x Protector of the Crown
• 1x Sengir Autocrat
• 1x Sower of Discord
• 1x Thorn of the Black Rose
• 1x Windborn Muse
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Protection (10)

• 1x Baird, Steward of Argive
• 1x Boros Charm
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Marchesa's Decree
• 1x Norn's Annex
• 1x Protector of the Crown
• 1x Sphere of Safety
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Windborn Muse

Removal (6)

• 1x Chaos Warp
• 1x Deadly Designs
• 1x Murder
• 1x Return to Dust
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Terminate

Token Generation (5)

• 1x Assemble the Legion
• 1x Captain of the Watch
• 1x Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Sengir Autocrat

Recursion (1)

• 1x Palace Siege

Commander (1)

Chaos (10)

• 1x Besmirch
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Cruel Entertainment
• 1x Curse of Opulence
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Goblin Diplomats
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Grenzo, Havoc Raiser
• 1x Sower of Discord

Draw and Tutors (8)

• 1x Beseech the Queen
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Greed
• 1x Necropotence
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent

Ramp (8)

• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Trove of Temptation

Anthems (3)

• 1x Adriana, Captain of the Guard
• 1x Behind the Scenes
• 1x Captain of the Watch

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Sideboard

Other (1)

• 1x Havoc Festival

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Maybeboard

Land (7)

• 1x Arid Mesa
• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Rishadan Port
• 1x Sacred Foundry

Politics (3)

• 1x Council's Judgment
• 1x Coveted Jewel
• 1x Duelist's Heritage

Draw and Tutors (1)

• 1x Demonic Tutor

Protection (1)

• 1x Crawlspace

Removal (3)

• 1x Bedevil
• 1x Dreadbore
• 1x Mortify

Ramp (1)

• 1x Coveted Jewel

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This is a group slug deck built around the core goal keeping the punches rolling around the table. Goading people's creatures, encouraging them to attack each other, and rewarding them for doing so all while sitting comfortably behind an army of tokens in a comfortable pillow fort. The deck has a lot of politically oriented cards meant to make game play more fun and interactive, as well as some more control cards to help you survive until the later rounds of the game when the deck really shines through.

I shy away from using cards that are too mean like War's Toll or other stax effects because the biggest goal of this deck is for everyone to have fun amidst the chaos. You can really get into character as the tyrant king or queen and have fun with the voting phases or just sit back and watch all of your opponents squabble over who to give the Crown of Doom to. You're the monarch! They're the court jesters.

Fight for your Queen

Date added	5 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 0 Mythic Rares 45 - 1 Rares 26 - 0 Uncommons 10 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.61
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Gold, Ogre 3/3 R, Serf 0/1 B, Soldier 1/1 RW, Soldier 1/1 W, Monarch Emblem, Treasure