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Prossh, Aristocrat of Kher

"One does not merely eat the weak — one dines upon them."

Introduction: The Feast Begins

The Skyraider has traded his war cries for whispered toasts and candlelit banquets. Here, Prossh, Skyraider of Kher *f-etch* presides not as conqueror but as aristocrat — a host who cultivates opulence through blood and ash. His court is one of feasting, sacrifice, and tasteful excess. Each kobold serves as both guest and garnish, their devotion fueling the grandeur of the next course.

This is not cruel control. This is controlled cruelty — the elegance of inevitable consumption.

Deck Identity: Nobility Through Sacrifice

At its heart, this is a Jund aristocrats deck that thrives on death as currency. Every creature — whether a humble token or a mighty beast — feeds into a cycle of value, power, and punishment.

️ Strategy: Course by Course

  1. Appetizer – Setting the Table Ramp early with Cultivate, Three Visits, and your medallions to ensure a proper spread of resources. Prossh, Skyraider of Kher *f-etch* doesn’t dine cheaply, so let the mana flow like fine wine.
  2. Main Course – The Feast of Death Once Prossh arrives, the kobolds become both servants and sustenance. Pair him with Goblin Bombardment, Mayhem Devil, or Dictate of Erebos to turn their “service” into a massacre worthy of applause.
  3. Dessert – Decadent Excess Close the evening with the elegance of inevitability: Craterhoof Behemoth’s trampling finale, Purphoros, God of the Forge’s fiery curtain call, or a Food Chain–fueled infinity where even the gods grow full.

Notable Synergies & Combos

Every noble host has a few tricks up their sleeve — or under the tablecloth.

Final Toast

"To life, that it may end. To death, that it may serve. To the feast, eternal and exquisite."

This is Prossh, Aristocrat of Kher — where each death is a performance, and every resource, no matter how pitiful, finds its purpose in pleasing the host.

Philosophy of the Deckbuilder

Once, this deck was a brute — a storm of control, recursion, and overwhelming violence. Now, it is a refined predator — every trigger timed, every sacrifice deliberate, every victory earned with poise.

This transition from Cruel Control to Aristocratic Opulence mirrors the lesson Prossh himself learned: that true power is not in domination, but in cultivated inevitability.

Raise your glass, and let the feast begin.

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Updated the deck after letting it sit idle for like...7 years. It runs pretty smooth now.

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(10 months ago)

+1 Insurrection maybe