I like big butts and I cannot die

Commander / EDH

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Creature (31)

• 1x Axebane Guardian
• 1x Ayli, Eternal Pilgrim
• 1x Cliffhaven Vampire
• 1x Defiant Bloodlord
• 1x Doran, the Siege Tower
• 1x Guiltfeeder
• 1x Indomitable Ancients
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation
• 1x Mentor of the Meek
• 1x Oathsworn Giant
• 1x Ohran Viper
• 1x Overgrown Battlement
• 1x Pontiff of Blight
• 1x Protector of the Crown
• 1x Raving Dead
• 1x Regal Behemoth
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Rhox Faithmender
• 1x Sapling of Colfenor
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Serra Ascendant
• 1x Silklash Spider
• 1x Soul Warden
• 1x Spawnwrithe
• 1x Sylvan Caryatid
• 1x Tree of Perdition
• 1x Tree of Redemption
• 1x Treefolk Harbinger
• 1x Trostani, Selesnya's Voice
• 1x Tymna the Weaver *f-etch*
• 1x Wakestone Gargoyle

Sorcery (9)

• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Dusk / Dawn
• 1x Fell the Mighty
• 1x Green Sun's Zenith
• 1x Rampant Growth
• 1x Retribution of the Meek
• 1x Solar Tide
• 1x Wave of Reckoning

Land (38)

• 1x Ash Barrens
• 1x Blooming Marsh
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Canopy Vista
• 1x Cascading Cataracts
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Evolving Wilds
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 4x Forest
• 1x Golgari Rot Farm
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 1x Krosan Verge
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 3x Plains
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Scattered Groves
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malady
• 1x Temple of Plenty
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Terramorphic Expanse
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Woodland Cemetery

Enchantment (5)

• 1x Assault Formation
• 1x NecropotenceGC
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Zendikar Resurgent

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion

Commanders (2)

Artifact (9)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Quietus Spike
• 1x Selesnya Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Well of Lost Dreams

Instant (5)

• 1x Anguished Unmaking
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Utter End
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

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Sideboard

Enchantment (7)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Aura ShardsGC
• 1x Bower Passage
• 1x Greed
• 1x Leyline of Vitality
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x True Conviction

Creature (2)

• 1x Graveblade Marauder
• 1x Kambal, Consul of Allocation

Instant (1)

• 1x Return to Dust

Artifact (1)

• 1x Slagwurm Armor

Sorcery (1)

• 1x Cultivate

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Ikra and Sidar also go by the name... Sir Mix-A-Lot.

Big butts matters, life gain matters, and unblock-able stuff under 2 power matters. Trying to capitalize on all three of these and have some of the cards cover multiple categories.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	8 - 1 Mythic Rares 55 - 4 Rares 15 - 5 Uncommons 11 - 2 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.60
Tokens	Copy Clone, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Soldier 1/1 W, The Monarch