꧁•⊹٭Alphabet Soup Diner "We're Here to Serve You!"

Commander / EDH Artifact BRG (Jund) Jank Sacrifice Tokens Tokens

Omaux

Real Estate (34)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Castle Embereth
• 1x Castle Locthwain
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Darkmoss Bridge
• 1x Drossforge Bridge
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fabled Passage *f-pre*
• 1x Field of the Dead
• 3x Forest
• 1x Ghost Quarter
• 1x Gingerbread Cabin
• 1x Great Furnace
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Slagwoods Bridge
• 1x Spire Garden
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Treasure Vault
• 1x Tree of Tales
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Urza's Saga
• 1x Vault of Whispers
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Staff (8)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Grim Hireling
• 1x Hellkite Tyrant
• 1x Ignoble Hierarch
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Slobad, Goblin Tinkerer
• 1x Tireless Tracker

The Cookbooks (2)

• 1x Tamiyo's Journal
• 1x The Underworld Cookbook

The Mall (1)

• 1x Bolas's Citadel

Patrons (13)

• 1x Cauldron Familiar
• 1x Chatterfang, Squirrel General
• 1x Daretti, Ingenious Iconoclast
• 1x Dragon Broodmother
• 1x Krenko, Mob Boss
• 1x Krenko, Tin Street Kingpin
• 1x Marionette Master
• 1x Mazirek, Kraul Death Priest
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Ravenous Squirrel
• 1x Reckless Fireweaver
• 1x Vraska, Golgari Queen
• 1x Wicked Wolf *f-pre*

Sous Chefs (12)

• 1x Academy Manufactor
• 1x Bake into a Pie
• 1x Feasting Troll King
• 1x Giant Opportunity
• 1x Giant's Skewer
• 1x Gilded Goose
• 1x Gluttonous Troll
• 1x Savvy Hunter
• 1x Taste of Death
• 1x Tireless Provisioner
• 1x Trail of Crumbs
• 1x Witch's Oven

Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar's Besties (9)

• 1x Armix, Filigree Thrasher
• 1x Azra Oddsmaker
• 1x Chainer, Nightmare Adept
• 1x Daretti, Scrap Savant
• 1x Ovalchase Daredevil
• 1x Quicksmith Genius
• 1x Street Wraith
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Trading Post

Closing the Diner (3)

• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Nahiri's Wrath *f-pre*
• 1x Windgrace's Judgment

Commanders (2)

Cooking Supplies and Ingredients (10)

• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Crop Rotation
• 1x Golgari Signet
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Slate of Ancestry
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Wand of Orcus

Flavor Wins (5)

• 1x Chef's Kiss
• 1x Deadly Brew
• 1x Dockside Chef
• 1x Grim Tutor
• 1x Hot Soup

Diner Owner (1)

• 1x Korvold, Fae-Cursed King

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Other (6)

• 1x Breya's Apprentice
• 1x Briarbridge Patrol
• 1x Chandra's Ignition
• 1x Embercleave
• 1x Juri, Master of the Revue
• 1x Scute Swarm

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Welcome to Alphabet Soup Diner!

This is a Food matters deck with a sacrifice theme using the illegal partners: Gyome, Master Chef and Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar. If people don't want me to play that, I have the option to play Korvold, Fae-Cursed King if need be.

The point of the deck is to make a lot of artifacts (particularly food if able) and sacrifice them for value with Marionette Master effects, or make token patrons of the diner using either of the Krenkos or similar.

Quick section descriptions:

Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar‘s Besties: Anything that discards a card so I can cast our Rakdos Head Chef

Closing the Diner: Uncategorized Removal

The Cookbooks: Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar‘s and Gyome’s cookbooks

Cooking Supplies and Ingredients: Mana Rocks and noncreature spells that help advance my game plan

Diner Owner: This is the owner of the Diner, Korvold

Flavor Wins: Thematic, yet functional, cards

The Mall: The Mall

Patrons: Payoff cards and Token producers. You gotta have a lot of business to stay open!

Real Estate: Lands

Sous Chefs: Anything that produces food

Staff: Creatures that help advance my board and make life easier

As a member of the Alphabet Soup family, always remember our slogan: "We're Here to Serve You!"

Top Ranked	Achieved #113 position overall 2 years ago Achieved #82 position in Commander / EDH 2 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH BRG (Jund) 2 years ago
Date added	2 years
Last updated	2 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	13 - 0 Mythic Rares 41 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.20
Tokens	Clue, Construct 0/0 C, Construct 1/1 C Token w/ Defender, Dragon 1/1 RG, Emblem Daretti, Scrap Savant, Emblem Vraska, Golgari Queen, Food, Giant 7/7 G, Goat 0/1 W, Goblin 1/1 R, Servo 1/1 C, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure, Zombie 2/2 B
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