The Worst Car Salesman - CEO

Commander / EDH Casual Five Color Group Hug Multiplayer Pillow Fort

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Land (37)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Breeding Pool
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Forbidden Orchard
• 3x Forest
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Godless Shrine
• 1x Hallowed Fountain
• 1x Hinterland Harbor
• 1x Homeward Path
• 3x Island
• 1x Isolated Chapel
• 2x Mountain
• 3x Plains
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rootbound Crag
• 1x Sacred Foundry
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Stomping Ground
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Watery Grave

Artifact (7)

• 1x Bloodthirsty Blade
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Crown of Doom
• 1x Folio of Fancies
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Thaumatic Compass  ^Flip

Creature (25)

• 1x Biomancer's Familiar
• 1x Edric, Spymaster of Trest
• 1x Eon Frolicker
• 1x Gahiji, Honored One
• 1x Goblin Spymaster
• 1x Grismold, the Dreadsower
• 1x Kynaios and Tiro of Meletis
• 1x Marisi, Breaker of the Coil
• 1x Mathas, Fiend Seeker
• 1x O-Kagachi, Vengeful Kami
• 1x Orzhov Advokist
• 1x Pramikon, Sky Rampart
• 1x Queen Marchesa
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Selvala, Explorer Returned
• 1x Shalai, Voice of Plenty
• 1x Skullwinder
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Teysa, Envoy of Ghosts
• 1x Varchild, Betrayer of Kjeldor
• 1x Veteran Explorer
• 1x Xantcha, Sleeper Agent
• 1x Xyris, the Writhing Storm
• 1x Zacama, Primal Calamity

Instant (9)

• 1x Comeuppance
• 1x Deflecting Palm
• 1x Generous Gift
• 1x Illusionist's Gambit
• 1x Mandate of Peace
• 1x Master Warcraft
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Settle the Wreckage
• 1x Sudden Substitution

Commander (1)

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Dictate of Kruphix
• 1x Duelist's Heritage
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Martial Impetus
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Mirrormade
• 1x Propaganda
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Shiny Impetus
• 1x Smothering Tithe
• 1x Training Grounds

Sorcery (10)

• 1x Collective Voyage
• 1x Cruel Entertainment
• 1x Disrupt Decorum
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Fractured Identity
• 1x Pir's Whim
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Tempt with Vengeance
• 1x Winds of Abandon

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This is an exact copy of my deck in real life, as I will try to keep up with any edits done to it.

Deck History & Philosophy

This deck first started with the Commander 2018 Product's sleeper Commander, Xantcha, Sleeper Agent. The deck heavily revolved around politically or forcefully making my opponents kill each other by giving gifts to them or manipulating them into doing so, the deck had a lot of Cruel Entertainment vibes. Thus the deck and my personality while playing it happily named by my playgroup "The Worst Car Salesman" was born and has evolved since then.

Then about a year later (2019) the second iteration of the deck was born using the 2016 Commander's Partner Commanders at the helm Tymna the Weaver & Ludevic, Necro-Alchemist but rite-fully keeping Xantcha, Sleeper Agent in the deck's 99. This change to the deck filled in alot of the problems i was having with the first one, now having access to and now with the opened up a whole lot more possibilities and survive-ability for me to accomplish the decks one true goal and purpose, to get everyone to kill each other. Thus once again the deck and my personality while playing it happily renamed by my playgroup "The Worst Car Salesman: Manager" was born.

Then came the 5-Color monster it became, plans for the 5 color version were well underway all the cards to use and how to play it, its focus and purpose finally fulfilled in the best ways possible for what I wanted. Originally 2017 Commander Product's O-Kagachi, Vengeful Kami was at the helm for the deck but he just never quite filled the niche or flavor of the deck for me then came that fateful day a certain card was spoiled from the 2019's Throne of Eldraine set's Box Topper, Kenrith, the Returned King. The moment he was spoiled I knew he was the one, the one this deck has been waiting for the perfect fit and rite-full King of this kingdom known as my deck. Now with the perfect commander at the helm and all of the new cards added over the past years this deck and my personality while playing it happily renamed for the hopeful final time by my playgroup "The Worst Car Salesman: CEO" was born.

Interchangeables

These are the NOT so friendly Interchangeables if your feeling spicey or are up against some not so fun decks. I recently changed these out to make the deck more friendly for others while keeping the theme of the deck, a lot of these cards were still leftovers from the Xantcha, Sleeper Agent version of the deck which was less nice and less group hug.

• Eon Frolicker >< Emrakul, the Promised End
• Martial Impetus >< Tainted Remedy
• Shiny Impetus >< Curse of Opulence
• Skullwinder >< Eternal Witness
• Mathas, Fiend Seeker >< Captive Audience

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Date added	3 years
Last updated	3 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 61 - 0 Rares 11 - 0 Uncommons 3 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.40
Tokens	Assassin 1/1 B w/ Haste, Copy Clone, Elemental 1/1 R w/ Haste, Elephant 3-3 G, Goblin 1/1 R for Goblin Spymaster, Plant 1/1 G, Snake 1/1 G, Spirit 1/1 C, Spirit 1/1 WB, Survivor 1/1 R, Monarch Emblem, Treasure