Don't Feed the Squirrels

Commander / EDH* BG (Golgari) Sacrifice Squirrel Tokens

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Creature (24)

• 1x Beast Whisperer
• 1x Braids, Arisen Nightmare
• 1x Butcher of Malakir
• 1x Champion of Lambholt
• 1x Deep Forest Hermit
• 1x Drey Keeper
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x Falkenrath Noble
• 1x Ivy Lane Denizen
• 1x Kodama of the East Tree
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Nested Shambler
• 1x Nut Collector
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Poison-Tip Archer
• 1x Ravenous Squirrel
• 1x Scurry Oak
• 1x Squirrel Mob
• 1x Squirrel Sovereign
• 1x Squirrel Wrangler
• 1x Toski, Bearer of Secrets
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Artifact (9)

• 1x Altar of Dementia
• 1x Bootleggers' Stash
• 1x Chitterspitter
• 1x Coat of Arms
• 1x Eldrazi Monument
• 1x Helm of the Host
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots

Land (35)

• 1x Blighted Woodland
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Cabal Coffers
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Field of Ruin
• 14x Forest
• 1x Haunted Mire
• 1x Oran-Rief, the Vastwood
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Path of Ancestry
• 6x Swamp
• 1x Swarmyard
• 1x Undergrowth Stadium
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Woodland Cemetery
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Enchantment (11)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Druid's Call
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Fertile Ground
• 1x Growing Rites of Itlimoc  ^Flip
• 1x Revel in Riches
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Squirrel Sanctuary
• 1x Sylvan Anthem
• 1x Sylvan Library

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Vraska, Golgari Queen

Commander (1)

Instant (12)

• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Force of Vigor
• 1x Foul-Tongue Shriek
• 1x Krosan Grip
• 1x Mausoleum Secrets
• 1x Second Harvest
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Vampiric Tutor
• 1x Verdant Command
• 1x Village Rites
• 1x Vraska's Contempt
• 1x Worldly Tutor

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Abundant Harvest
• 1x Acorn Harvest
• 1x Chatter of the Squirrel
• 1x Chatterstorm
• 1x Profane Tutor
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Sprouting Renewal

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Maybeboard

Sorcery (6)

• 1x Aphetto Dredging
• 1x Demonic Bargain
• 1x Farseek
• 1x Kindred Dominance
• 1x Shamanic Revelation
• 1x Spark Harvest

Land (4)

• 1x Cavern of Souls
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Urza's Saga

Artifact (5)

• 1x Contagion Clasp
• 1x Crucible of Worlds
• 1x Illusionist's Bracers
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Panharmonicon

Instant (3)

• 1x Dismember
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Vraska's Contempt

Creature (5)

• 1x Craterhoof Behemoth
• 1x Deranged Hermit
• 1x Old Gnawbone
• 1x Solemn Simulacrum
• 1x Underworld Hermit

Enchantment (2)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Grave Pact

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Always wanted a squirrel deck, so I made one after pulling a whole bunch in MH2. I'm still making changes to this deck and playing around with ideas and cards I can swap in and out of the deck for varying degrees of casual/competitive play.

Win cons:

Generate squirrels. There's more than enough ways to do that in this deck. You can do a lot of nifty things with squirrels. They can help you comb through your deck if you just keep sacrificing them to Viscera Seer. But maybe you want more. A lot more.
Maybe even infinite squirrels using Ivy Lane Denizen + Scurry Oak (or Earthcraft + Squirrel Nest . Or both).

Sac tokens and interact with Braids, Arisen Nightmare/Falkenrath Noble/Poison-Tip Archer/Zulaport Cutthroat/Nadier's Nightblade for damage to opponents. Or mill them with Altar of Dementia if you really don't like them (Chitterspitter, Coat of Arms, Oran-Rief, the Vastwood, and so many other ways to buff the tokens before you sac them and make the mill more impactful).

Overwhelm your opponents by attack with thousands of fuzzy bulky monsters. Or swing wide and use Foul-Tongue Shriek.

Sac tokens Pitiless Plunderer or tap lands Bootleggers' Stash to combo with Revel in Riches.

Whatever is more fun. Or whatever makes your friend group angrier.

Date added	1 year
Last updated	1 year
Key combos	Earthcraft + Squirrel Nest Ivy Lane Denizen + Scurry Oak
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 39 - 0 Rares 16 - 0 Uncommons 14 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.00
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elf Knight 2/2 GW, Emblem Vraska, Golgari Queen, Squirrel 1/1 G, Treasure