Kess and her Thicc Bois

Commander / EDH Combo Multiplayer Reanimator UBR (Grixis)

MrMarnel

Lands (32)

• 1x Blood Crypt
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Drowned Catacomb
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 4x Island
• 1x Izzet Boilerworks
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Scalding Tarn
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 1x Smoldering Marsh
• 1x Steam Vents
• 1x Sulfur Falls
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 1x Sunken Hollow
• 5x Swamp
• 1x Tectonic Edge
• 1x Underground River
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Watery Grave

Interaction (10)

• 1x Arcane Denial
• 1x Ashiok, Dream Render
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Countersquall
• 1x Cyclonic Rift
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Muddle the Mixture
• 1x Negate
• 1x Nihil Spellbomb

Thiccness (20)

• 1x Blood Tyrant
• 1x Charmbreaker Devils
• 1x Combustible Gearhulk
• 1x Consecrated Sphinx
• 1x Demon of Dark Schemes
• 1x Diluvian Primordial
• 1x Flayer of the Hatebound
• 1x Jin-Gitaxias, Core Augur
• 1x Kederekt Leviathan
• 1x Molten Primordial
• 1x Noxious Gearhulk
• 1x Phyrexian Ingester
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Sepulchral Primordial
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Sire Of Insanity
• 1x Sire of Stagnation
• 1x Sphinx Ambassador
• 1x Sphinx of Uthuun
• 1x Wurmcoil Engine

Reanimation (14)

• 1x Animate Dead
• 1x Beacon of Unrest
• 1x Body Double
• 1x Dance of the Dead
• 1x Diabolic Servitude
• 1x Dread Return
• 1x Exhume
• 1x Living Death
• 1x Makeshift Mannequin
• 1x Necromancy
• 1x Reanimate
• 1x Torrent of Souls
• 1x Victimize
• 1x Zombify

Commander (1)

Looting (15)

• 1x Buried Alive
• 1x Careful Study
• 1x Cathartic Reunion
• 1x Chart a Course
• 1x Dreamscape Artist
• 1x Enclave Cryptologist
• 1x Entomb
• 1x Faithless Looting
• 1x Frantic Search
• 1x Izzet Charm
• 1x Looter il-Kor
• 1x Magus of the Bazaar
• 1x Merfolk Looter
• 1x Thrill of Possibility
• 1x Tormenting Voice

Tutors (4)

• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Gamble
• 1x Scheming Symmetry
• 1x Spellseeker

Haste (2)

• 1x Anger
• 1x Dragon Breath

Other (2)

• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Sol Ring

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Fast reanimation. Doesn't really do well in tables with interaction but it's fun seeing people scramble to answer an early Sphinx or Jin.

The deck is very linear. Play looting on turns 1-2, try to reanimate something on 2-4.

Bouncelands like Izzet Boilerworks are looting by discarding to hand size and very helpful because of the low total mana count.

If you want to be efficient, try to assemble Mike+Trike or Kiki+Pestermite instead of random fat but you don't understand how hilarious Sphinx Ambassador is until you see it in action.

Dark Ritual lets you cast Kess for free, but you're left with all black mana. She's the deck's late-game.

Ashiok+Living Death can be pretty brutal. Do note that Living Death doesn't trigger Flayer of the Hatebound .

Date added	4 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	10 - 0 Mythic Rares 38 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 18 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.82
Tokens	Wurm 3/3 C w/ Deathtouch, Wurm 3/3 C w/ Lifelink