Beware the Warbeard/THE MURDERAUDER RIDES

Commander / EDH* BR (Rakdos) Casual Cruel Control Theme/Gimmick

The_Murderauder

Instant (13)

• 1x Agonizing Demise
• 1x Annihilate
• 1x Bituminous Blast
• 1x Cauldron Dance
• 1x Delirium
• 1x Reckless Spite
• 1x Seize the Soul
• 1x Shattering Pulse
• 1x Slaughter
• 1x Slaughter Pact
• 1x Tendrils of Corruption
• 1x Terminate
• 1x Tragic Slip

Sorcery (20)

• 1x Ashes to Ashes
• 1x Black Sun's Zenith
• 1x Blasphemous Act
• 1x Chainer's Edict
• 1x Consuming Vapors
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Demonic Tutor
• 1x Devil's Play
• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Din of the Fireherd
• 1x Dregs of Sorrow
• 1x Kaervek's Purge
• 1x Life's Finale
• 1x Phthisis
• 1x Plague Wind
• 1x Profane Command
• 1x Rakdos's Return
• 1x Red Sun's Zenith
• 1x Sever the Bloodline
• 1x Syphon Mind

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Black Market
• 1x Death Pits of Rath
• 1x Grave Betrayal
• 1x Lethal Vapors
• 1x No Mercy
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x Spreading Plague
• 1x Witch's Mist

Artifact (9)

• 1x Altar of Shadows
• 1x Caged Sun
• 1x Journeyer's Kite
• 1x MImic Vat
• 1x Mind's Eye
• 1x Planar Portal
• 1x Staff of Domination
• 1x Staff of Nin
• 1x Vedalken Orrery

Creature (15)

• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Barktooth Warbeard
• 1x Bloodgift Demon
• 1x Deepfire Elemental
• 1x Dread
• 1x Harvester of Souls
• 1x Kaervek the Merciless
• 1x Kalitas, Bloodchief of Ghet
• 1x Reaper from the Abyss
• 1x Rune-Scarred Demon
• 1x Sheoldred, Whispering One
• 1x Toshiro Umezawa
• 1x Tsabo Tavoc
• 1x Vengeful Pharaoh
• 1x Visara the Dreadful

Land (34)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Auntie's Hovel
• 1x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 1x Cinder Marsh
• 1x Dragonskull Summit
• 1x Lavaclaw Reaches
• 1x Molten Slagheap
• 3x Mountain
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Rakdos Guildgate
• 1x Rocky Tar Pit
• 1x Shadowblood Ridge
• 1x Sulfurous Springs
• 13x Swamp
• 1x Tainted Peak
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Terrain Generator
• 1x Thawing Glaciers
• 1x Tresserhorn Sinks
• 1x Urborg Volcano

Commander (1)

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Sideboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Mogis, God of Slaughter

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Maybeboard

Instant (7)

• 1x Dark Banishing
• 1x Eyeblight's Ending
• 1x Fissure
• 1x Hero's Downfall
• 1x Murder
• 1x Public Execution
• 1x Wrecking Ball

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Assassin's Strike
• 1x Diabolic Revelation
• 1x Gild
• 1x In Garruk's Wake
• 1x Increasing Ambition
• 1x Killing Wave
• 1x Life's Finale

Creature (7)

• 1x Drana, Kalastria Bloodchief
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Kiku, Night's Flower
• 1x Reiver Demon
• 1x Royal Assassin
• 1x Shadowborn Demon
• 1x Xathrid Gorgon

Land (1)

• 1x Arcane Lighthouse

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You sit down to play a relaxing game of Magic: the Gathering. Maybe it's with good friends you've been playing with for years around the kitchen table, maybe it's with a new playgroup that you don't know very well. You pull out your recently-concocted R/B Commander deck and start shuffling up, and all the players begin to eye each other's choice of General.

Inevitably, some douchebag remarks " Barktooth Warbeard ? Never even heard of this. Was he from Legends? What is he, a vanilla something/something that's way overcosted?"
"Y-yeah," you respond while shifting in your seat awkwardly, "but, I think he's kinda cool..."

The game begins. You have a slow start. There's no ramp in your R/B deck, and not many utility creatures, so there's not much to do in the first couple turns. At some point, you Murder some other player's mana dork. He frowns a bit, clearly upset, not only that his creature was killed, but also that it was such a mediocre card that threw a wrench into his plans.

"Y'know, spot removal's not very good in EDH. You should consider some changes."
You turn your gaze downward, embarrassed."Haha, yeah, I've got some work to do."

You get steamrolled after killing a few more dudes. That's fine. You knew it was going to happen. People start gathering their things, but the night's still early; "Game two?", somebody offers. "Sounds good!"

But this time, things are different.
This time, 'ol Warbeard is sitting out.
This time, your general is MOGIS, GOD OF FUCKING SLAUGHTER

Turn 4, he hits the field, people are stunned.

"Oh, you changed Generals?" "Same deck or what?"

You don't respond.
You stare, unblinking, into your opponent's eyes as you nonverbally indicate that your turn is over.
The next guy up takes 2 damage.
"I guess I'll go to 38."

IT HAS FUCKING BEGUN

"Llanowar Elves?"
FUCKING DOOM BLADE

"Phyrexian Obliterator?"
TERMINATE, ASSHAT

"Darksteel Colossus?"
EAT SHIT; GILD

CREATURES DROPPING LEFT AND RIGHT
THE BATTLEFIELD IS A SEA OF BLOOD
TORN SCRAPS OF CARDBOARD FILL YOUR VISION AS YOU HOWL TO THE HEAVENS

IT KEEPS HAPPENING
THERE ARE NO CREATURES LEFT

THE OTHER PLAYERS TRY TO LEAVE, BUT THE DOOR WON'T OPEN

YOU HAVE NO WINCON; THE TURNS ARE RACKING UP
YOU ARE THE HUNTER

THE RIDE NEVER ENDS

BEWARE THE FUCKING WARBEARD

Top Ranked	Achieved #17 position overall 9 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH BR (Rakdos) 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Casual 4 years ago Achieved #1 position in Commander / EDH Cruel Control 4 years ago
Date added	12 years
Last updated	8 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	5 - 1 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 23 - 0 Uncommons 8 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.64
Tokens	Copy Clone, Elemental 5/5 BR, Spirit 1/1 W, Vampire */* B
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