Tea Time

Commander / EDH BG (Golgari) Bracket 3 Life Drain Sacrifice Tokens

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Creature (25)

• 1x Beledros Witherbloom
• 1x Blood Artist
• 1x Blood Researcher
• 1x Carrion Feeder
• 1x Daemogoth Woe-Eater
• 1x Dina, Essence Brewer
• 1x Eccentric Pestfinder
• 1x Enduring Tenacity
• 1x Essence Warden
• 1x Gala Greeters
• 1x Haywire Mite
• 1x Moseo, Vein's New Dean
• 1x Pest Mascot
• 1x Pest Rescuer
• 1x Pitiless Plunderer
• 1x Prosperous Innkeeper
• 1x Savra, Queen of the Golgari
• 1x Sedgemoor Witch
• 1x Valentin, Dean of the Vein  ^Flip
• 1x Veinwitch Coven
• 1x Virulent Emissary
• 1x Viscera Seer
• 1x Witherbloom Apprentice
• 1x Yawgmoth, Thran Physician
• 1x Zulaport Cutthroat

Artifact (8)

• 1x Alhammarret's Archive
• 1x Ancient Cornucopia
• 1x Arcane Signet
• 1x Cauldron of Essence
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x The One RingGC

Land (37)

• 1x Bayou
• 1x Bloodstained Mire
• 1x Bojuka Bog
• 1x Boseiju, Who Endures
• 1x Command Tower
• 10x Forest
• 1x Gaea's CradleGC
• 1x Llanowar Wastes
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Misty Rainforest
• 1x Overgrown Tomb
• 1x Phyrexian Tower
• 1x Polluted Delta
• 1x Restless Cottage
• 7x Swamp
• 1x Underground Mortuary
• 1x Urborg, Tomb of Yawgmoth
• 1x Verdant Catacombs
• 1x Windswept Heath
• 1x Witch's Clinic
• 1x Wooded Foothills
• 1x Yavimaya, Cradle of Growth

Instant (9)

• 1x Abrupt Decay
• 1x Archdruid's Charm
• 1x Assassin's Trophy
• 1x Dark Ritual
• 1x Heroic Intervention
• 1x Mortality Spear
• 1x Plumb the Forbidden
• 1x Tend the Pests
• 1x Witherbloom Charm

Commander (1)

Sorcery (11)

• 1x Deadly Brew
• 1x Demonic TutorGC
• 1x Exsanguinate
• 1x Hunt for Specimens
• 1x Immoral Bargain
• 1x Nature's Lore
• 1x Pest Infestation
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Three Visits
• 1x Toxic Deluge
• 1x Witherbloom Command

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Bastion of Remembrance
• 1x Blight Mound
• 1x Feral Appetite
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Journey to Eternity  ^Flip
• 1x Moldervine Reclamation
• 1x Phyrexian Arena
• 1x The Meathook Massacre

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Professor Dellian Fel

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Sideboard

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Containment Breach
• 1x Necrotic Fumes
• 1x Pest Summoning
• 1x Shared Roots

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Maybeboard

Creature (9)

• 1x Ayara, First of Locthwain
• 1x Bloodthirsty Conqueror
• 1x Eyetwitch
• 1x Marauding Blight-Priest
• 1x Nadier's Nightblade
• 1x Ribtruss Roaster
• 1x Stensian Sanguinist
• 1x Vito, Thorn of the Dusk Rose
• 1x Witch of the Moors

Sorcery (4)

• 1x Chain of Smog
• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Devouring Tendrils
• 1x Grapple with Death

Enchantment (8)

• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Doubling Season
• 1x Exquisite Blood
• 1x Lignify
• 1x Parallel Lives
• 1x Revenge of Ravens
• 1x Sanguine Bond
• 1x Song of the Dryads

Artifact (6)

• 1x Aetherflux Reservoir
• 1x Ashnod's Altar
• 1x Basilisk Collar
• 1x Chariot of Victory
• 1x Phyrexian Altar
• 1x Zuran Orb

Instant (4)

• 1x Infuse with Vitality
• 1x Obscuring Haze
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC
• 1x Village Rites

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Tea Time

Stay, traveler, and rest your weary bones,

The moss is softer here than palace stones.

You’ve wandered far beyond the mapped and known,

To find a table set for one, alone.

The kettle hums a low, deceptive song,

Of secrets kept where shadows stretch and long.

My tea is brewed from roots that fear the light,

And berries gathered in the dead of night.

You look at me with questions in your eyes,

Beneath this canopy of ancient sighs.

Do you seek fortune, fame, or merely rest?

Or are you drawn to what is unconfessed?

Take up the cup—the porcelain is thin,

As fragile as the skin that holds your sin.

I have a hundred secrets, dark and deep,

That even forest gods would fear to keep.

But sit a while, the steam begins to rise,

Don’t mind the shifting of the woods’ cold eyes.

Drink deep the brew, let all your senses fail,

And I shall tell you quite a wicked tale.

---Moved to Moxfield 8/17/26---

Date added	11 months
Last updated	4 weeks
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 40 - 0 Rares 22 - 3 Uncommons 10 - 1 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.63
Tokens	Emblem Professor Dellian Fel, Food, Human Soldier 1/1 W, Pest 1/1 BG, Pest 1/1 BG w/ Attack Trigger, Treasure