You VS. The Girl He Tells You Not To Worry About

Commander / EDH* Control Midrange UB (Dimir) WB (Orzhov) WU (Azorius)

Thalizar

Creature (15)

• 1x Baleful Strix
• 1x Bruna, the Fading Light  ^{Flip  Meld}
• 1x Clone
• 1x Daxos of Meletis
• 1x Deputy of Acquittals
• 1x Gisela, the Broken Blade  ^Meld
• 1x Grand Arbiter Augustin IVGC
• 1x Hostage Taker
• 1x Notion Thief
• 1x Puppeteer
• 1x Restoration Angel
• 1x Thalia, Heretic Cathar
• 1x Tideforce Elemental
• 1x Trophy Mage
• 1x Vizier of Tumbling Sands

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Ashiok, Nightmare Weaver
• 1x Sorin Markov

Land (39)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Azorius Chancery
• 1x Caves of Koilos
• 1x Choked Estuary
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Dimir Aqueduct
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Dreadship Reef
• 1x Esper Panorama
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Fetid Pools
• 1x Glacial Fortress
• 1x Halimar Depths
• 1x Hall of the Bandit Lord
• 4x Island
• 1x Jwar Isle Refuge
• 1x Marsh Flats
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 1x Orzhov Guildgate
• 6x Plains
• 1x Prairie Stream
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Sejiri Refuge
• 4x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Enlightenment
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Tranquil Cove
• 1x Underground River

Enchantment (10)

• 1x Angelic Renewal
• 1x Angelic Shield
• 1x Crab Umbra
• 1x Dictate of Erebos
• 1x Ghostly Prison
• 1x Ghostly Touch
• 1x Grave Pact
• 1x Invocation of Saint Traft
• 1x Pemmin's Aura
• 1x Retreat to Coralhelm

Artifact (13)

• 1x Azorius Signet
• 1x Basalt Monolith
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Conjurer's Closet
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Magewright's Stone
• 1x Obelisk of Esper
• 1x Puppet Strings
• 1x Skullclamp
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Swiftfoot Boots
• 1x Thousand-Year Elixir

Instant (13)

• 1x Cloudshift
• 1x Counterspell
• 1x Cyclonic RiftGC
• 1x Desertion
• 1x Disdainful Stroke
• 1x Disenchant
• 1x Dissolve
• 1x Immolating Glare
• 1x Mortify
• 1x Mystical TutorGC
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Spell Pierce
• 1x Swords to Plowshares

Sorcery (7)

• 1x Diabolic Tutor
• 1x Divination
• 1x Morbid Curiosity
• 1x Obzedat's Aid
• 1x Ponder
• 1x Rite of Replication
• 1x Vindicate

Commander (1)

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Maybeboard

Creature (1)

• 1x Aphetto Alchemist

Land (1)

• 1x Minamo, School at Water's Edge

Enchantment (1)

• 1x Leyline of Anticipation

Artifact (2)

• 1x Rings of Brighthearth
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top

Instant (2)

• 1x Mana Tithe
• 1x Vampiric TutorGC

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Maybeboard is Aquireboard

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Miss Steal-Yo-Boi is here.

This deck works pretty simply. You get Merieke out, and hopefully some untaps etc. and go to town stealing the entire enemy board.

My playgroup uses Ezuri, Tazri, Atraxa, Daxos and Breya and it shuts down all of those pretty easily - especially Atraxa. This deck will change depending on what you're playing against, as when I'm against Atraxa, Merieke stays tapped for the majority of the game while I just keep the commander, but against someone like Tazri, it's good to remove as much board presence as possible to keep the Allys down.

Very fun, and it's really an Esper control deck with a wacky commander.

Just don't let her steal-yo-boi.

Date added	8 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	4 - 0 Mythic Rares 31 - 0 Rares 33 - 0 Uncommons 15 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	2.87
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Copy Clone
Folders	Commander, EDH