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Commander / EDH Combo Competitive Death and Taxes GW (Selesnya) Hatebears Infinite Combo

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Instant (7)

• 1x Beast Within
• 1x Eladamri's Call
• 1x Enlightened Tutor SL
• 1x Oblation
• 1x Path to Exile
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Worldly Tutor MP

Sorcery (8)

• 1x Cultivate
• 1x Harmonize
• 1x Idyllic Tutor
• 1x Kodama's Reach
• 1x Primal Command
• 1x Regrowth
• 1x Skyshroud Claim
• 1x Time of Need

Enchantment (15)

• 1x Asceticism
• 1x Aura of Silence
• 1x Aura Shards
• 1x Blind Obedience
• 1x Earthcraft
• 1x Karmic Justice
• 1x Land Tax
• 1x Luminarch Ascension
• 1x Mana Reflection
• 1x Mirari's Wake
• 1x Squirrel Nest
• 1x Sterling Grove
• 1x Stony Silence
• 1x Survival of the Fittest MP
• 1x Sylvan Library

Artifact (9)

• 1x Blasting Station SL
• 1x Lightning Greaves
• 1x Meekstone
• 1x Null Rod
• 1x Oblivion Stone
• 1x Sensei's Divining Top SL
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Torpor Orb SL
• 1x Winter Orb

Planeswalker (1)

• 1x Garruk Wildspeaker

Creature (29)

• 1x Aven Mindcensor SL
• 1x Avenger of Zendikar
• 1x Dauntless Escort
• 1x Duplicant
• 1x Elesh Norn, Grand Cenobite
• 1x Eternal Witness
• 1x False Prophet
• 1x Genesis
• 1x Grand Abolisher
• 1x Harmonic Sliver
• 1x Hokori, Dust Drinker
• 1x Kamahl, Fist of Krosa
• 1x Karmic Guide
• 1x Knight of the Reliquary
• 1x Kozilek, Butcher of Truth
• 1x Linvala, Keeper of Silence
• 1x Lost Auramancers
• 1x Mirror Entity
• 1x Oracle of Mul Daya
• 1x Peacekeeper
• 1x Reveillark
• 1x Saffi Eriksdotter
• 1x Sakura-Tribe Elder
• 1x Scavenging Ooze
• 1x Seedborn Muse
• 1x Sigarda, Host of Herons
• 1x Sun Titan
• 1x Weathered Wayfarer
• 1x Yosei, the Morning Star

Land (30)

• 1x Ancient Tomb
• 1x Boseiju, Who Shelters All SL
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Eiganjo Castle
• 1x Flagstones of Trokair
• 7x Forest
• 1x Gaea's Cradle
• 1x High Market
• 1x Mistveil Plains SL
• 4x Plains
• 1x Plains
• 1x Savannah
• 1x Selesnya Sanctuary
• 1x Strip Mine
• 1x Sungrass Prairie
• 1x Sunpetal Grove
• 1x Temple Garden
• 1x Temple of the False God
• 1x Vesuva
• 1x Wasteland
• 1x Windswept Heath

Commander (1)

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This is one of my favorite decks that I have ever created. I've always loved Hatebears and how they work and this deck is literally Hatebears EDH-style.

I'm totally open to suggestions as to what I could take out and toss in to make the deck even more ludicrous than it already is. :P

The deck has many awful creatures as well as combos that get you there.

Worried about getting smacked for mass damage? Play a Peacekeeper, for your opponents will stop in your presence.

Want to brutally slow down your opponents but maintain your own speed? Play Seedborn Muse + Hokori, Dust Drinker, for no stomach can withstand a fist from Gaddock Teeg.

Need to target an opponent whose trying to ruin your plans? Play a High Market + a Yosei, the Morning Star. Or if the board state gets too bad pack on the OUCH with a False Prophet + High Market instead, for all shall bow to dragons and clerics.

Worried about not having any blockers? Play Squirrel Nest + Earthcraft for a massive Squirrel Army, + Meekstone to ensure that it doesn't happen again. For you are their King and they shall listen.

Opponents starting to get annoyed? Just add a Blasting Station to the combo, for you shall show cruel mercy to those who tire of you.

Someone kill your Linvala, Keeper of Silence or your Iona, Sheild of Emeria? Get one back with a Karmic Guide. Need to get both back? Drop an Eternal Witness to get back a Karmic Guide to get get back a Linvala, Keeper of Silence, because, well your a King. You can do what you want!

Need to get that Gaea's Cradle on tap? Knight of the Reliquary can do that for you, for he is your most Noble Knight.

Someone running a nerve-racking colorless deck? Use Mirror Entity + Harmonic Sliver + Squirrel Nest + Earthcraft to nuke the field, because what kind of King would you be without nukes?

BACKUP PLAN: Squirrel Nest + Earthcraft + Aura Shards, you know, in case the first nuke was a dud.

Need to cast green things after you've made that squirrel army? Why not tap a Gaea's Cradle to get insane amounts of mana. Especially if we have a Mana Reflection on board.

Also, please Upvote it if you like it! :)

Date added	8 years
Last updated	4 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	11 - 0 Mythic Rares 48 - 0 Rares 24 - 0 Uncommons 4 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.24
Tokens	Angel 4/4 W, Beast 3/3 G, Plant 0/1 G, Squirrel 1/1 G
Folders	The Good Stuff, Favorites