How to Lose Friends 3 Board Wipe

Commander / EDH*

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Sorcery (29)

• 1x Akroma's Vengeance
• 1x Armageddon
• 1x Austere Command
• 1x Bend or Break
• 1x Boom / Bust
• 1x Breaking Point
• 1x Cleanfall
• 1x Cleansing Meditation
• 1x Crux of Fate
• 1x Damnation
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Deadly Tempest
• 1x Decree of Annihilation
• 1x Decree of Pain
• 1x Devastation
• 1x End Hostilities
• 1x Extinguish All Hope
• 1x Fumigate
• 1x Harsh Mercy
• 1x Life's Finale
• 1x Martial Coup
• 1x Mass Calcify
• 1x Necromantic Selection
• 1x Phyrexian Rebirth
• 1x Planar Outburst
• 1x Retribution of the Meek
• 1x Rout
• 1x Sublime Exhalation
• 1x Subterranean Tremors

Planeswalker (5)

• 1x Ajani Vengeant
• 1x Elspeth, Knight-Errant
• 1x Elspeth, Sun's Champion
• 1x Elspeth Tirel
• 1x Gideon, Champion of Justice

Enchantment (3)

• 1x Impending Disaster
• 1x Planar Collapse
• 1x Serenity

Land (35)

• 1x Akoum Refuge
• 1x Arcane Lighthouse
• 1x Battlefield Forge
• 1x Blackcleave Cliffs
• 1x Boros Garrison
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Concealed Courtyard
• 1x Darksteel Citadel
• 1x Drownyard Temple
• 1x Inspiring Vantage
• 1x Molten Slagheap
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Orzhov Basilica
• 4x Plains
• 1x Rakdos Carnarium
• 1x Reflecting Pool
• 1x Reliquary Tower
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 3x Swamp
• 1x Temple of Malice
• 1x Temple of Silence
• 1x Temple of Triumph
• 1x Transguild Promenade
• 1x Vivid Crag
• 1x Vivid Marsh
• 1x Vivid Meadow
• 1x Wind-Scarred Crag

Instant (4)

• 1x Crypt Incursion
• 1x Fight to the Death
• 1x Lavaball Trap
• 1x Puppet's Verdict

Commander (1)

Artifact (14)

• 1x Boompile
• 1x Boros Signet
• 1x Chromatic Lantern
• 1x Coercive Portal
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Darksteel Ingot
• 1x Mardu Banner
• 1x Nevinyrral's Disk
• 1x Oblivion Stone
• 1x Orzhov Signet
• 1x Perilous Vault
• 1x Rakdos Signet
• 1x Sol Ring
• 1x Worldslayer

Creature (9)

• 1x Avatar of Woe
• 1x Bearer of the Heavens
• 1x Cataclysmic Gearhulk
• 1x Deathbringer Regent
• 1x False Prophet
• 1x Hythonia the Cruel
• 1x Jaya Ballard, Task Mage
• 1x Mageta the Lion
• 1x Magus of the Disk

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HELLO and welcome to the 3rd deck in the how to Lose Friends cycle!

This one-- all about board wipes! That's right your opponent seems to have a lot of "things" over there... Kill em all!! Oh they rebuilt their board again we can't have that can we? Kill them again!!!

The goal is for your opponent never to have any permanents on the battlefield!

FOR our commander we have Zurgo Helmsmasher . You could make a case for Oros, the Avenger because he is a boardwip in himself, but he dies to all of our board wipes:( so I decided to use zurgo because on our turn he has indestructible so he is more likely to stay on the battlefield!

This decks mana is a little shaky being that it's average CMC is pretty high, feedback about that would've most welcome!!!

Hope you enjoyAll feedback welcome+1 of you like

Other decks in the cycle--

How To Lose Friends 1 Chaos

How to Lose Friends 2 Fog

How to Lose Friends 4 Infinite Combos

How to Lose Friends 5 Anthems

Date added	7 years
Last updated	6 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	12 - 0 Mythic Rares 51 - 0 Rares 15 - 0 Uncommons 11 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	4.49
Tokens	Emblem Elspeth, Knight-Errant, Emblem Elspeth, Sun's Champion, Lizard 8/8 R, Phyrexian Horror X/X C, Soldier 1/1 W