Dirty Diaper

Commander / EDH Five Color Group Hug Group Slug Multiplayer

themlsna

Creature (17)

• 1x Alloy Myr
• 1x Balefire Dragon
• 1x Bringer of the Black Dawn
• 1x Bringer of the Blue Dawn
• 1x Cunning Lethemancer
• 1x Disciple of Griselbrand
• 1x Gahiji, Honored One
• 1x Guard Gomazoa
• 1x Hover Barrier
• 1x Kiora's Follower
• 1x Lore Broker
• 1x Magus of the Vineyard
• 1x Maralen of the Mornsong
• 1x Nekusar, the Mindrazer
• 1x Oros, the Avenger
• 1x Voyaging Satyr
• 1x Whirlpool Warrior

Planeswalker (2)

• 1x Jace Beleren
• 1x Sorin, Lord of Innistrad

Land (38)

• 1x Arcane Sanctum
• 1x Bloodfell Caves
• 1x Blossoming Sands
• 1x Clifftop Retreat
• 1x Command Tower
• 1x Crumbling Necropolis
• 1x Dismal Backwater
• 1x Exotic Orchard
• 1x Flood Plain
• 2x Forest
• 1x Frontier Bivouac
• 1x Grand Coliseum
• 2x Island
• 1x Jungle Hollow
• 1x Jungle Shrine
• 2x Mountain
• 1x Mystic Monastery
• 1x Nomad Outpost
• 1x Opulent Palace
• 2x Plains
• 1x Rith's Grove
• 1x Rupture Spire
• 1x Sandsteppe Citadel
• 1x Savage Lands
• 1x Scoured Barrens
• 1x Seaside Citadel
• 1x Shimmering Grotto
• 1x Shivan Reef
• 2x Swamp
• 1x Thornwood Falls
• 1x Tranquil Cove
• 1x Transguild Promenade
• 1x Treva's Ruins

Enchantment (9)

• 1x Celestial Dawn
• 1x Crescendo of War
• 1x Fecundity
• 1x Hive Mind
• 1x Maelstrom Nexus
• 1x Mana Bloom
• 1x Mana Flare
• 1x Rites of Flourishing
• 1x Spiteful Visions

Artifact (13)

• 1x Assault Suit
• 1x Commander's Sphere
• 1x Defense Grid
• 1x Door to Nothingness
• 1x Fellwar Stone
• 1x Howling Mine
• 1x Knowledge Pool
• 1x Lotus Petal
• 1x Omen Machine
• 1x Otherworld Atlas
• 1x Perilous Vault
• 1x Pyxis of Pandemonium
• 1x Vessel of Endless Rest

Instant (5)

• 1x Condemn
• 1x Crackling Doom
• 1x Fault Line
• 1x Swords to Plowshares
• 1x Volcanic Offering

Sorcery (15)

• 1x Alliance of Arms
• 1x Browbeat
• 1x Day of Judgment
• 1x Death Cloud
• 1x Life's Legacy
• 1x New Frontiers
• 1x Prosperity
• 1x Reborn Hope
• 1x Savage Twister
• 1x Smallpox
• 1x Sylvan Scrying
• 1x Tempt with Discovery
• 1x Treasured Find
• 1x Unburial Rites
• 1x Windfall

Commander (1)

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This is a more recent build of mine, and has only had limited real-world experience, but man, was it fun taking this baby for a walk.
The obvious choice for a Child of Alara deck, in my view, is just the meanest group slug imaginable. Repeatable board wipes is just too good to pass up, but since I try to do things differently when I can, I decided to make this deck a frienemy.
I chose as many cards as I could that affected all players, whether for good or for bad. I am open to targeted spells to maybe build up a player who needs a land-drop or a creature really bad, or whatever. Mostly, trying to be the good guy 3/5ths of the time...
I tried to keep all the W/U/G cards as ones that benefit all players. Obviously, some white removal was necessary, but I liked Magus of the Vineyard, New Frontiers, Windfall, etc. I tried to have friendly cards be a strong feature to the deck.
But the B/R component is as nasty as you like. Damage, kill, destroy all the things. The artifacts help in this area as well.
I'd really like suggestions for more politics staples, targeted benefits (Fertilid comes to mind) and cards that affect all players in a way that is interesting.

Date added	10 years
Last updated	10 years
Legality	This deck is Commander / EDH legal.
Rarity (main - side)	7 - 0 Mythic Rares 35 - 0 Rares 32 - 0 Uncommons 9 - 0 Commons
Cards	100
Avg. CMC	3.22
Tokens	Emblem Sorin, Lord of Innistrad, Soldier 1/1 W, Vampire 1/1 B w/ Lifelink